Posted on 12/12/2023 4:22:14 AM PST by MtnClimber
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
(The officer walked away in tears, laughing)
LOLLOL
I agree. When this is over, the universities will still allow the left to protest conservatives and ban them from campuses.
They are WOKE Token mouthpieces.......The ”Wokens”......good one.
NICE WRAP——The problem with the statements of the three Presidents is not what they said or didnt sav about genocide........
The problem is that the Presidents don’t apply the same free speech principles they say they espouse when it comes to political opinions with which they disagree, or that are out of line with current woke orthodoxy.
That was a pull quote... I didn't want to use italics because I wanted the link to work...
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