Interactions Between Orbits of Mars and Earth Drive Climate Change Patterns

Legal Insurrection ^ | 25 Mar, 2024 | Leslie Eastman

[MtnClimber]

There are other cycles in the weather as well. It looks like our current temperature is following the normal pattern.

[tired&retired]

It’s the Martian’s fault.

[Pontiac]

New research shows another potentially significant player in Earth’s climate change cycles: Mars, our neighboring planet.

Okay, here’s the plan.

Congress has to allocate billions of dollars to fund research that ultimately results in the destruction of Mars.

This is a existential crisis.

Mars must DIE!

[IncPen]

This explains all the UFO sightings.
Somehow.

[Sirius Lee]

Hey, if Jupiter aligns with Mars, will peace guide the planets? Asking for a friend.

[MtnClimber]

The UFOs come to steal our CO2.

[butlerweave]

They’ll need a new tax ,LOL

[KSCITYBOY]

btt

[mewzilla]

At least it’s not the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!

[Deplorable American1776]

AOC: ‘If we can help the Martians by giving them 3.6 Trillion dollars, we could save the planets. It would be for the children (that we don’t murder in the womb!)’ 🤓

[Omnivore-Dan]

There seems to be several different cycles, including the Milankovitch cycles, which focus on the variations of the earths’ orbit around the sun and how the weather is affected. Also, changes in the tilt of the Earth’s axis. Currently the tilt of the axis is decreasing, and is thought to be a cause of the warming of the northern hemisphere. In addition, the amount of carbon dioxide and methane in the atmosphere and the effect on the whether has been exaggerated by many studies. Carbon dioxide promotes plant growth, which in turn produces more oxygen. There have been several times in the earth’s past when bot gases were much more prevaliant.

[CodeToad]

Not until Pluto stops getting picked on.

[Candor7]

Holy shite, that explains the red dust in our tea?

[Fireone]

With higher taxes, and less freedom, we could prevent those on Mars from using fluorescent bulbs and driving SUV’s.

[MtnClimber]

At least it’s not the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!

And that makes me very, very angry. Very angry indeed.

[Lurker]

There’s a very interesting YouTube video out there that shows the effects of Mercury moving less than an inch closer to the Sun on the entire solar system.

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[aMorePerfectUnion]

Great, now they’ll want to blow up mars…

[Redleg Duke]

NOT TRUE!!!!

The Martians all drive SUVs! That is causing the climate change on Mother Earth!

[whitney69]

I can just see Biden wishing to get a letter off to the president of mars to settle the problem diplomatically. He needs to set it up with NASA. Otherwise, they may not get their aid we are probably already sending. Hidden use or lose money.

wy69