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Hyper-sexual "zombie cicadas" that are infected with sexually transmitted fungus expected to emerge this year
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| 4-5-24
| Caitlin O'Kane
Posted on 04/05/2024 6:47:52 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: oldasrocks
chickens probably won’t turn white but if you have far more eggs than expected...you may have an infected flock! just flocking with you. chickens are safe with this sexual virus . your kids? watch them close. especially the boyfriends if you have girls.
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posted on
04/05/2024 7:19:47 PM PDT
by
Qwapisking
("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star n )
To: dynachrome
Note to self - don’t have sex with icky bottomed cicadas and don’t eat them.
Our cats bring me all sorts of little critters. I’ll make sure to explain to them to be more cautious what they eat.
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posted on
04/05/2024 7:28:53 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: dynachrome
Collect and send them to Klaus.
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posted on
04/05/2024 7:31:52 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Uncle Miltie
I hope they become a delicacy among WOKE liberals.
To: All
Hyper-sexual “zombie cicadas” infected with sexually
transmitted fungus expected to emerge this year
They’ll be right at home in blue states.
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posted on
04/05/2024 7:45:25 PM PDT
by
Liz
(This then is how we should pray: Our Father wIho art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
To: Uncle Miltie
(“Zombie Cicadas” would be a good name for a rock band.)
I always thought a good name for a rock band would be Lucretia Borgasm.
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posted on
04/05/2024 7:52:44 PM PDT
by
MikeSteelBe
(The South will be in the right in the next war of Northern aggression.)
To: dynachrome
(”zombie cicadas”)
I’ve heard that they devour everything in sight
And that they make a cacophony of mind-numbing noise
So I have to ask:
Are these just the cast members of “The View” touring the USA?
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posted on
04/05/2024 7:53:58 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: dynachrome
have you every wondered why all the LGTBQ+#(*!)@(#*HOSU(ZIJ is going on?
To: dynachrome
Around here we just call them “drunken college skanks”.
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posted on
04/05/2024 7:59:30 PM PDT
by
Ignatz
(The bees don't bother to tell the flies that honey tastes better than dung.)
To: SaveFerris
I live in cicada land. They are LOUD! I haven’t seen the horny ones yet but the regular bugs are kind of cool looking.
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posted on
04/05/2024 8:17:25 PM PDT
by
Right Brother
(Pray for God's intervention to stop UMCRevMom's invasion of Free Republict)
To: dynachrome
I smell a market opportunity here! Cicada condoms! I’m going to be rich!
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posted on
04/05/2024 8:25:38 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward SnowdenA)
To: dynachrome
infected by a sexually transmitted fungus that makes them hyper-sexual.
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posted on
04/05/2024 8:36:36 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
To: dynachrome
The song of the cicada is like ASMR to me, not as relaxing as the dishwasher or clothes dryer as I nap on my flex-steel recliner after my post lawn mowing shower... in winter the pilot light on the propane fireplace is nice to, subtle but relaxing. I hope the bloom makes to my area, but it might not.
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posted on
04/05/2024 8:41:11 PM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: Right Brother
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posted on
04/05/2024 8:43:20 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: Uncle Miltie
Dude I gotta quit eating these things!
To: Uncle Miltie
“the fungus causes the backside of their abdomens open up. A chalky, white plug erupts out, taking over their bodies and making their genitals fall off.”
Can’t be any worse then that Vietnam black clap.
I wonder what happened to that island off the coast of South Vietnam that all them black clap GI’s were quarantined on?
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posted on
04/05/2024 8:45:30 PM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: dynachrome
To: ryderann
just what I WAS THINKING!
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posted on
04/05/2024 8:52:37 PM PDT
by
jacquej
(“You cannot have a conservative government with a liberal culture." (Mark Steyn))
To: PeterPrinciple
https://www.npr.org/2021/05/29/1001603740/whats-the-best-way-to-eat-cicadas-a-chefs-insect-based-recipes To what purpose, exactly?
The left sure is pushing the bug based diet crap on us and I guess this sort of thing is the way to do it slowly, to desensitize us to the idea.
Nope.
And I think I can safely say *Never* in this case.
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posted on
04/05/2024 9:40:41 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: Responsibility2nd
Maybe you should. Take up some other hobby.
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posted on
04/06/2024 2:08:00 AM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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