Love-Making Woman Devoured by Lion

PRAVDA.Ru ^ | Aug, 05 2002 | Timothy BANCROFT-HINCHEY

[Jasonconley]

A lion attacked a young couple in Tanzania as they were making love under a bush on Wednesday night, devouring the woman.

[Jasonconley]

A lion attacked a young couple in Tanzania as they were making love under a bush on Wednesday night, devouring the woman.

Her partner escaped unharmed and ran into the village to get help but when they returned, the only remains of the young lady to be found were her skull and parts of her limbs.

The couple were making love in the forest near the village of Mpungizi. Lion attacks are becoming more common in Tanzania because their natural habitat is becoming eroded by humans and are especially common during the dry season because of the lack of other sources of food.

Timothy BANCROFT-HINCHEY PRAVDA.Ru

[irish guard]

>>>>>making love under a bush<<<<

Well duh...where else would they be making love?

I bet this is something PETA loves to read about....damn humans and their desire to procreate! How dare they invade animal turf!

[general_re]

"Lion love" bump...

[TADSLOS]

A lion attacked a young couple in Tanzania as they were making love under a bush on Wednesday night, devouring the woman

Yes, but were they having "protected" sex?

[MotleyGirl70]

That's gotta hurt....

[Billthedrill]

A likely story. "A lion ate my girlfriend." Riiiight...

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

You don't have to be faster than the lion - just faster than you're partner.

[dighton]

Welcome to FreeRepublic, Jason.

See Pamela Nelson-Edwards and The Rector of Stiffkey.

[martin_fierro]

BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE
Jethro Tull

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments -
Scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
Down by the waterhole - drunk every Friday -
Eating their nuts - saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and Tigers who wait in the shadows -
They're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.

Well, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Just say a word and the boys will be right there
With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, "I thank you for dinner."
This game that we animals play is a winner.

Well, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

[Instrumental]

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a Player of Pawns -
Yes, the King on His Sunset lies waiting for dawn
To light up His Jungle as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.

Well, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Yes, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
Well, I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
Well, I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

$100 says she was on top . . .

[Jonah Hex]

"In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight ...."

[ladtx]

I hate it when that happens.

[jaime1959]

> Her partner escaped unharmed and ran into the village to get help <

"Feets, get moving!" LOL! What a hero!

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

Gettin' eaten by a liar while making love under a bush....

Well, technically, I guess that would depend if Clinton were on top or underneath the bush.

And which Clinton was involved.

No. I guess not.

Both are liars ......

Ooopsie. My bad. This was in Africa, not NYC.

Must not have been a liar that ate 'er. (Because the liberals tell us that there is no hatred in Africa.)

Besides, gettin' eaten by a liar isn't sex. Whatever sex "is" ... or isn't.

[albee]

Was the lion engaging in oral sex?

[albee]

Was the lion engaging in oral sex?

[Barnacle]

That's why I always do a quick "Lion Scan" first - even indoors. You just can't be too careful these days.

[Orual]

The Lion, the Lion, he dwells in the Waste,
He has a big head and a very small waist;
But his shoulders are stark, and his jaws they are grim,
And a good little child will not play with him.---H. Belloc

[Non-Sequitur]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'coitus interuptus'.

[truenospinzone]

See, kids? This is exactly what happens when you have sex with anyone other than your spouse, anywhere other than your bedroom (lights off), and in any position other than missionary. So the next time your boyfried tries to convince you to "prove your love" in the backseat of his Honda, think of having your head ripped off by a lion...

[general_re]

While I'm thinking of it, your post on Belloc yesterday caused me to spend a whole afternoon reading his work - I confess I only had a passing familiarity with his poetry, so I spent several hours looking it up and reading as much of it as I could find. And as a result, I failed to clean the garage like I was supposed to - I blame you for this ;)

[dighton]

The Tiger, on the other hand, is kittenish and mild.
He makes a pretty playfellow for any little child;
And mothers with large families, who claim to common sense,
Will find a Tiger well repay the trouble and expense.

-- Belloc.

[11th Earl of Mar]

> Her partner escaped unharmed and ran into the village to get help

LOL! What a hero!

Reminds me of the pilot who shows up in the passenger compartment with a parachute, saying, "Three out of four engines have quit. But don't worry. I'm going for help."

[Xenalyte]

Well duh...where else would they be making love?

Dude, don't you watch South Park? If you're gonna make sweet love, you must do it down by the fire.

[sweetliberty]

"You don't have to be faster than the lion - just faster than you're partner."

OOooooo......

[sweetliberty]

Where ae you? Losing your instincts for the weird and kinky threads?

[sweetliberty]

"I hate it when that happens"

ROTFL!

[wimpycat]

"In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight ...."

That's probably the song he was singing while he was making his moves and manuevering her to go out there under that bush.

Remembering back to my college days, studying Classical Conditioning and Pavlov's dogs and all that, I wonder if this event will hamper the guy's future amorous endeavors.

[NeoCaveman]

Dude, don't you watch South Park? If you're gonna make sweet love, you must do it down by the fire.

LOL.

[BlueLancer]

Tigers are mean.
Tigers are fierce.
Tigers have teeth
and claws that pierce.

Tigers are great,
they can't be beat.
If I was a tiger,
that would be neat.

Tigers are nimble
and light on their toes,
my respect for tigers
continually grows.

Tigers are perfect,
the e-pit-o-me
of good looks and grace
and quiet dignity.

Tigers are great!
They're the toast of the town.
Life's always better
when a tiger's around!

Calvin and Hobbes
(The password song needed to enter GROSS HQ)

[Jasonconley]

I am glad you guys like the article! :)

Justin

[Orual]

I failed to clean the garage like I was supposed to - I blame you for this ;)

[Texaggie79]

"Honey you keep the lion occupied while I run for help!"

[Sungirl]

Lion attacks are becoming more common in Tanzania because their natural habitat is becoming eroded by humans

I suppose the only answer is to kill all the lions for having the nerve to want food in their own territory?

[general_re]

I always liked the Don "No Soul" Simmons version of that one...

[ValerieUSA]

[Orual]

"Don "No Soul" Simmons, played by David Alan Grier, was a musically challenged musician in the immortal film, Amazon Women on the Moon. The idea behind this movie was to remake the terrible 50s sci-fi flick by the same name and interrupt it with sketch comedy. Very Funny."

I never saw this movie, or Grier doing "No Soul", but it sounds like the sketch would be hilarious.

[general_re]

The movie itself was largely a hit-or-miss affair (think "Kentucky Fried Movie", and you've got the idea), but one of the hits was definitely B.B. King raising money for the "Blacks Without Soul" Foundation, with Don "No Soul" Simmons as the posterboy....

[tanka wasichu]

So, considering the lion is a kitty, does that make this lion a cannibal?

[catpuppy]

"Honey, did you let the cat out?"

[pubmom]

I blame Rev. Jesse, he should have told them to "Stay outta da Bushes."

[parsifal]

Just found it. I guess this shows that "lion about sex" is a bad thing after all. parsy

[sweetliberty]

LOL!

[rmlew]

Call me cyinical, but what'st o say that the male paramour did not kill the woman and leave her for the lions?

[bobsatwork]

I'm just curious - was this safe sex?

[genefromjersey]

Oh, man ! Don't you hate it when something like that happens ?