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Caption Britney (yummy alert)
Yahoo ^ | Nov 6th 2002 | Me

Posted on 11/07/2002 7:48:59 AM PST by CanadianFella



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I'm salivating...
1 posted on 11/07/2002 7:48:59 AM PST by CanadianFella
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To: CanadianFella
mmmmm
2 posted on 11/07/2002 7:51:43 AM PST by ChadGore
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To: CanadianFella
The AK series of rifle is fun for plinking, but I prefer a CAR-16 for serious shooting...
3 posted on 11/07/2002 7:52:23 AM PST by 2banana
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To: CanadianFella
What is that she's wearing? A half-used lint roller?
4 posted on 11/07/2002 7:53:26 AM PST by jz638
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To: CanadianFella
Nothing like a flat stomach on a woman. Take note, Ladies.
5 posted on 11/07/2002 7:53:52 AM PST by BuddhaBoy
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To: CanadianFella
I just wish she'd stop calling me all the time!
6 posted on 11/07/2002 7:53:56 AM PST by donozark
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To: jz638
I have no idea, but it would look really good on my floor.
7 posted on 11/07/2002 7:54:00 AM PST by Libertarian4Bush
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To: CanadianFella
Looks like a very used, bleached out whore. Not impressed.
8 posted on 11/07/2002 7:54:07 AM PST by nmh
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To: CanadianFella
"Whaddya think? Do I look slutty enough?"
9 posted on 11/07/2002 7:54:29 AM PST by EggsAckley
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To: CanadianFella
This picture doesn't do much for me. Looks like she's on the heroin diet.
10 posted on 11/07/2002 7:54:47 AM PST by spiffy
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To: nmh
That's what I was thinking. That's how Canadian fellas like 'em, though, as fas as I can tell.

Poor girl. She could have been beautiful.

11 posted on 11/07/2002 7:56:57 AM PST by agrandis
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To: nmh
Looks like a very used, bleached out whore. Not impressed.

So, when did you first notice that you were gay? :-)

12 posted on 11/07/2002 7:57:10 AM PST by Rum Tum Tugger
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To: CanadianFella
Reporter:"Where were you when Kennedy was shot?"

Britney: "Ted Kennedy was shot?"

13 posted on 11/07/2002 7:57:14 AM PST by mdittmar
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To: CanadianFella
Ok Guys! I have one for you! Crazy men! hehe!


14 posted on 11/07/2002 7:57:22 AM PST by SheLion
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To: CanadianFella
A woman's real beauty is in her soul, and it appears Britney sold hers long ago.
15 posted on 11/07/2002 7:58:08 AM PST by jigsaw
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To: CanadianFella
I think she needs to wipe her chin...
16 posted on 11/07/2002 7:58:42 AM PST by g'nad
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To: CanadianFella
OK, Britney costarring with Winona in a women's prison movie. Shower scene. Need I say more?
17 posted on 11/07/2002 7:59:50 AM PST by Norman Conquest
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To: CanadianFella
I've seen her looking better. She could stand a couple of pounds.
18 posted on 11/07/2002 7:59:52 AM PST by b4its2late
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To: jigsaw
"A woman's real beauty is in her soul"

Spoken like a man with an ugly wife. LOL!

19 posted on 11/07/2002 8:00:05 AM PST by BuddhaBoy
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To: BuddhaBoy
Nothing like a flat stomach on a woman. Take note, Ladies.

Of course, she didn't know who Tony Blair was when she did an interview in London recently.....I think I'll stick with a little higher waist measurement to correspond with my higher I.Q. She can keep her small waist measurement to match her low I.Q.

Another hint: Generally, in nature, big boobs are found on women with big thighs, big butts and round bellies. Big boobs on women with skinny thighs, flat butts, and flat tummies are generally man made.

20 posted on 11/07/2002 8:00:31 AM PST by hispanarepublicana
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To: mdittmar
I highly doubt Brittany even knows who Ted Kennedy is.
21 posted on 11/07/2002 8:00:50 AM PST by riri
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To: BuddhaBoy
Nothing like a flat stomach on a woman. Take note, Ladies.

The same goes for men...

22 posted on 11/07/2002 8:01:02 AM PST by inflorida
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To: BuddhaBoy
Nothing like a flat stomach on a woman. Take note, Ladies.

And what kind of stomach do YOU have, BUDDHABOY?

23 posted on 11/07/2002 8:01:13 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: Rum Tum Tugger
So, when did you first notice that you were gay? :-)

ROFDLMAO! But she does remind me of that old Wizard of Oz song...."If I only had a brain..."

24 posted on 11/07/2002 8:01:51 AM PST by ErnBatavia
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To: agrandis
I like this old one from Jay Leno;

"Britney Spears has decided to change the name of her New York restaurant from Pinkey to Nyla. Pinkey was her pet name for ex boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Other changes at the restaurant include that if you want a glass of milk, you'll have to buy the whole cow."
25 posted on 11/07/2002 8:01:53 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: hobbes1
hasn't been much on your girl lately, thought you would want to see this ; )
26 posted on 11/07/2002 8:02:25 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Slyfox; inflorida
Flat as a board, folks. The BuddhaBoy in no way resembles Buddha.
27 posted on 11/07/2002 8:02:35 AM PST by BuddhaBoy
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To: jz638
looks like a burlap sack and baling twine to me.
28 posted on 11/07/2002 8:03:40 AM PST by DancesWithTrout
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To: hispanarepublicana
Man made boobs are awful. I also prefer a woman with a bit more meat on her bones. But a flat stomach on a woman is impressive, because it is so rare.
29 posted on 11/07/2002 8:04:38 AM PST by BuddhaBoy
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To: CanadianFella
Looks like she should be walking East Colfax in Denver.
30 posted on 11/07/2002 8:05:13 AM PST by templar
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To: CanadianFella
Me, too. :)

"Why do I vote Republican? Well, Clinton pardons terrorists. Bush kills them."
31 posted on 11/07/2002 8:05:18 AM PST by hchutch
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To: SheLion
Thanks sweetie ;)
32 posted on 11/07/2002 8:06:22 AM PST by borisbob69
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To: agrandis
"She could have been beautiful."

Yup, could have been ... notice some here have standards that redefine low.

33 posted on 11/07/2002 8:07:31 AM PST by nmh
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To: riri
Bet ole' teddy knows who britney is;)
34 posted on 11/07/2002 8:08:33 AM PST by mdittmar
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To: CanadianFella
You wanna see some real womyn? OK, here's a couple of real womyn!


Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

35 posted on 11/07/2002 8:09:22 AM PST by mikeb704
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To: BuddhaBoy
Spoken like a man with an ugly wife. LOL!

When a woman is depressed she says, "damn, I'm so fat!"
When a man is depressed he says, "Damn my wife is so fat!"

36 posted on 11/07/2002 8:09:35 AM PST by Straight Vermonter
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To: CanadianFella
I want to come back in my next life as a microphone, except that with my luck, Chuck Schumer will find me before Brittany.
37 posted on 11/07/2002 8:09:49 AM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: Rum Tum Tugger
"So, when did you first notice that you were gay? :-)

Did hell freeze over? ;) When hells freexes over then, count me as "gay". Till then, I'll be more discriminating. The whore look just doesn't cut it with me. Basic instinct doesn't over rule me. I think you know what I mean.

38 posted on 11/07/2002 8:10:20 AM PST by nmh
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To: nmh
Is it me or is there something out of whack with her proportionally? I can't quite put my finger on it, like her limbs are too short or something. (Why am I here on a Brittany Spears thread when I have work to do? Talk about taking a wrong turn and just keep on going)
39 posted on 11/07/2002 8:12:40 AM PST by riri
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To: CanadianFella; 2sheep; babylonian
The ho needs a sandwich. And I'm not talking about the Ted Kennedy waitress variety sandwich.
40 posted on 11/07/2002 8:13:19 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: borisbob69
You guys are perverts! LOL! (I just KNEW you'd love THAT one) heh!
41 posted on 11/07/2002 8:14:00 AM PST by SheLion
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And what kind of stomach do YOU have, BUDDHABOY?

His name says it all: Buddha(with large tummy)boy

42 posted on 11/07/2002 8:14:35 AM PST by EggsAckley
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To: CanadianFella
Now here's a REAL woman for ya! (NOT)


43 posted on 11/07/2002 8:15:08 AM PST by SheLion
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To: CanadianFella
Somewhere, some guy (Justin Timberlake) is tired of putting up with her crap.
44 posted on 11/07/2002 8:15:18 AM PST by rudypoot
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To: hispanarepublicana
Hispana Republicana: with all due respects to other distaff Freepers, these are the most beautiful women in the universe. In addition to their beauty is a fiery spirit that burns unceasingly.

I am lucky to be married to one!

BTW, your home page is excellent, and your life story is inspiring!

45 posted on 11/07/2002 8:15:56 AM PST by Night Hides Not
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To: riri
I think it's the angle of the shot and the way she is standing......
46 posted on 11/07/2002 8:16:46 AM PST by oline
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To: hispanarepublicana
I doubt that many here want to have an intellectual, long-term relationship with her, so the low IQ and man-made parts, don't really matter.
47 posted on 11/07/2002 8:17:50 AM PST by stuartcr
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To: spiffy
Agreed. For cryin' out loud girl, eat something!! She would be cute if she gained about 20 pounds.
48 posted on 11/07/2002 8:18:30 AM PST by Skooz
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To: BuddhaBoy
Nothing like a flat stomach on a woman.

Yeah, my flat stomach on Britney. It would be the best 30 20 10 3 seconds of my life.

49 posted on 11/07/2002 8:18:42 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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I'm salivating...

I have never salivated over a hooker!

50 posted on 11/07/2002 8:20:06 AM PST by Cold Heat
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