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Word For The Day, Tuesday 1/28/03
1/28/03

Posted on 01/28/2003 12:59:51 AM PST by Bella_Bru

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To: xsmommy
the fact that xshub has remained married to me for almost 18 years is a testament to my redeeming qualities...; )

Or the fact that a perfectly planned murder can take a lifetime.

51 posted on 01/28/2003 7:21:20 AM PST by hobbes1 (You'll know the jig is up, when you see the woodchipper in the garage.)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
Thanks. I was hoping somebody was paying attention.
52 posted on 01/28/2003 7:22:41 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: Hegewisch Dupa; TruthShallSetYouFree
can you believe it took me seeing that in HD's handwriting to GET IT??? good one, Truthy!!
53 posted on 01/28/2003 7:23:44 AM PST by xsmommy (i am incredibly slow on the uptake today)
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To: hobbes1
hey, xshub is no scott peterson!
54 posted on 01/28/2003 7:24:33 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
Hmmmmmmm...Maybe Scotty used a woodchipper.....
55 posted on 01/28/2003 7:25:47 AM PST by hobbes1 (You'll know the jig is up, when you see the woodchipper in the garage.)
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To: Bella_Bru
Homework:

(Local) Bella is fighting the Human Dictator Dept. from Hell, but she will prevail in the end and make that staff obdurate their evil words about snooping.
56 posted on 01/28/2003 7:26:18 AM PST by Robert A. Cook, PE (I really want to kill that D**M ostrich..... Why can't we donate our taxes to FR, vice the IRS?)
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To: xsmommy
Yeah, it was so obvious, even a Polack person of Polish extraction could get it from across a crowded room.
57 posted on 01/28/2003 7:31:33 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (You're gonna wash that gunk right outta your hair)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
hmmmm... i looked at it for awhile, thought it was an uncharacteristically serious post for you and that was that... guess my normally razor sharp Polack insights were on the fritz this AM....
58 posted on 01/28/2003 7:33:14 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
guess my normally razor sharp Polack insights were on the fritz this AM

Ohmigod! You're sleeping with Walter Mondale?

59 posted on 01/28/2003 7:35:55 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Who's next--Lautenberg?)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
that is not nice, you just made me SPIT COFFEE!!!
60 posted on 01/28/2003 7:36:24 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Bella_Bru
Hiya Teach, be back around lunch time. The office's quidnunc is watching me.
61 posted on 01/28/2003 7:38:32 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Muerte al quidnuncs)
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To: xsmommy
Huh. I always pictured you as the swallow coffee type.
62 posted on 01/28/2003 7:39:07 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa (and I won't even bring up your hair-gunking)
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To: xsmommy
you just made me SPIT COFFEE

Double Ohmigod! You've been doing the Lewinsky on the Secretary General of the UN? Shame on you!!!

63 posted on 01/28/2003 7:39:45 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Who's next--Lautenberg?)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree; Hegewisch Dupa
always devolving to the lowest common denominator! LOL!
64 posted on 01/28/2003 7:43:17 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree; xsmommy
Just make sure to have the dress cleaned .....
65 posted on 01/28/2003 7:43:37 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1
hm
66 posted on 01/28/2003 7:44:03 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
always devolving to the lowest common denominator!

Truth's Wife is reading this over my shoulder. Her comment:

"Welcome to my world."

67 posted on 01/28/2003 7:45:52 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
LMAO!!!!
68 posted on 01/28/2003 7:46:12 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
if i didn't know better, i would worry that you work for the USPS...
69 posted on 01/28/2003 7:52:40 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Bella_Bru
Hello, O Sleepless Ones:

Howard Dean is currently leading the competition to grab Al Gore's vacated title of the GOP's Favorite Potential Democrat Nominee. Check out this article, it's a goldmine of quotes that have to be used against this obdurate jerk until doomsday.

70 posted on 01/28/2003 8:06:51 AM PST by white rose
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To: Bella_Bru; maxwell; MeeknMing; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Huh. Two girlfriends ago:

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Union Station," answered the woman.

"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

71 posted on 01/28/2003 8:55:40 AM PST by Argh
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To: Bella_Bru
It seems a dubious surgeon, Dr. Ravi Kant Agarwal, of England obdurately denies any professional misconduct when his operation to increase a man's penis left it smaller. It also appears that a certain former potus might have been a patient, and is obdurately misrepresenting his occupation.

From the article:

Another patient, Mr B - a kissogram - told the hearing his penis was left bent after the procedure (or should that be "bent left"?)
Seems to me "B" must stand for "bill" and his career path has taken a new direction in the last couple of years.
72 posted on 01/28/2003 9:14:26 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Bella_Bru
The ever obdurate Susan Sarandon* plans to make an idiot of herself before the State of the Union Address. She says Iraq has no connection to Al Queda. Me thinks she needs to fire those who are providing her with intelligence ;-)
73 posted on 01/28/2003 9:14:34 AM PST by NeoCaveman (*the phrase "washed up, worn out old B!tch" may be substituted here)
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To: dubyaismypresident
So she's being funded by Ben and Jerry's? Fine with me; the only REAL ice cream is Blue Bell anyway.
74 posted on 01/28/2003 9:19:06 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: dubyaismypresident
Ben and Jerry's can kiss my butt.



75 posted on 01/28/2003 9:22:00 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: xsmommy
I had to go work for the Postal Service after I lost my job as a window display designer.
76 posted on 01/28/2003 9:38:36 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa (guess it didn't actually bring customers INSIDE the store)
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To: camle
More like a late night.
77 posted on 01/28/2003 9:40:25 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: CholeraJoe
I don't have a problem with it. Hopefully they'll ask before you even buy your ticket though. A+!
78 posted on 01/28/2003 9:43:59 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: VRWCmember
Re #41. ROTFLMAO!
79 posted on 01/28/2003 9:44:21 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: TheGrimReaper
How are ya today?
80 posted on 01/28/2003 9:45:10 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: doubled
A+!
81 posted on 01/28/2003 9:47:47 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: white rose
Dean is alefty socialist. Let the Dems run him. It'll be an easy win for us.
82 posted on 01/28/2003 9:49:20 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru
Dean is alefty socialist. Let the Dems run him. It'll be an easy win for us.

While I agree with your assesment. I'd rather see Sharpton, just as easy a win and more entertainment

83 posted on 01/28/2003 9:50:58 AM PST by NeoCaveman (a charter member of Honkies for Sharpton)
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To: Bella_Bru; xsmommy
i yam sorry to hear that. by the way, XS - where were you when this happenned?
84 posted on 01/28/2003 10:05:11 AM PST by camle (Camle pox?!?!? I hope there's a vaccine!)
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To: Bella_Bru
See my homework at #72.
85 posted on 01/28/2003 10:11:49 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: camle
I hate you for making me read that
86 posted on 01/28/2003 10:12:33 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa (next time post a squirmy warning)
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To: VRWCmember
LOL! Bent?!!?! A+!
87 posted on 01/28/2003 10:14:21 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
i didn't make you read it evesdropper!:-)

you couldn't resist.
88 posted on 01/28/2003 10:21:13 AM PST by camle (Camle pox?!?!? I hope there's a vaccine!)
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To: VRWCmember
Have you sampled the Godiva Ice Creams???.....The White Chocolate Raspberry is out of this world.
89 posted on 01/28/2003 10:26:32 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: VRWCmember; Bella_Bru
Hmmmmn.

Thought this was the appropriate tool for the Hillary Room in the Clinton Library.

But it might ought be tested in the UK first.
90 posted on 01/28/2003 10:26:38 AM PST by Robert A. Cook, PE (I really want to kill that D**M ostrich..... Why can't we donate our taxes to FR, vice the IRS?)
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To: VRWCmember; Bella_Bru
Hmmmmn.

Thought this was already pasted in that there post.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=8108

Xsex is distracting me.
91 posted on 01/28/2003 10:28:15 AM PST by Robert A. Cook, PE (I really want to kill that D**M ostrich..... Why can't we donate our taxes to FR, vice the IRS?)
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To: dubyaismypresident
glad you liked it.
92 posted on 01/28/2003 10:31:02 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; camle
Dang! What is this - make men whince day?
93 posted on 01/28/2003 10:32:07 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa (when will the madness end?)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
i think it has something to do with xs - she's quiet - too quiet.

she may be lurking about anywhere
94 posted on 01/28/2003 10:34:42 AM PST by camle (Camle pox?!?!? I hope there's a vaccine!)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa; Robert A. Cook, PE; camle; Bella_Bru; xsmommy
Dang! What is this - make men whince day?

Maybe this is what really happened:
Caution: Guaranteed to make you wince! (Click with extreme caution - you were warned!)

95 posted on 01/28/2003 10:36:53 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: dubyaismypresident; Bella_Bru
The obdurate Local Polizei obstruct some heavy Window Shopping
96 posted on 01/28/2003 10:37:02 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: VRWCmember
Aya Kurumba!
97 posted on 01/28/2003 10:38:14 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa (You are evil. I don't care if you warned us or not.)
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To: Argh
The Idiot...

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that
the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her
daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the
conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant
poison to eat in order to kill the ants I told her that she better bring
her daughter into the Emergency room right away.

98 posted on 01/28/2003 10:39:05 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (9 out of 10 Republicans agree: Bush IS a Genius !!)
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To: VRWCmember
if that's Greta van snufsneerin', then I don't blame the guy.
99 posted on 01/28/2003 10:39:34 AM PST by camle (Camle pox?!?!? I hope there's a vaccine!)
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To: hobbes1
you see the pics? looks like Chucky and the blurb. neither one is any prize.
100 posted on 01/28/2003 10:41:08 AM PST by camle (Camle pox?!?!? I hope there's a vaccine!)
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