[VRWCmember]

George and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out, "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replies.

[VRWCmember]

Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.00.

The following week he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed back $66.00. He asked the teller why he got less money this week than he did the previous week.

"Fluctuations," the lady said.

The man turned on his heel and stormed toward the door. But just as he reached it he turned back around, shook his fist at the teller, and shouted, "Fluc you Americans too!"