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Police: Body cavity search reveals crack
LaCrosse (WI) Tribune ^
| 2.17.03
| Dan Springer
Posted on 02/17/2003 5:11:00 PM PST by mhking
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:11:00 PM PST
by
mhking
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; AntiGuv; dubyaismypresident; Grani; ...
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:11:47 PM PST
by
mhking
("The word is no. I am therefore going anyway..." --Admiral J.T. Kirk)
To: mhking
Oh goody. I get first wack at the crack!
To: mhking
Body cavity search reveals crack So did the plumber the last time he was over at my house.
To: Young Werther
Dubble Un tund dearie!
To: mhking
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!"
You want me to watch what???
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:14:39 PM PST
by
William McKinley
(You're so vain, you probably think this tagline's about you.)
To: mhking
what a title!
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:14:55 PM PST
by
knak
To: mhking
GREAT headline! I'm still laughing.
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:15:05 PM PST
by
spald
To: mhking
Body cavity search reveals crackThat goes without saying.
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:15:21 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(Jøìn thë Çøålìtìon tø Prëvënt the Åbûsë of Ûnnëçëssårìlÿ Lëngthÿ, Vërbøsë ånd Nønsënsìçål Tåg Lìnës)
To: mhking
That's a switch, smuggling drugs out of jail. I wonder how far in the lucky searcher had to reach? "moon river....."
To: mhking
They write themselves...
To: mhking
Just say "No" to crack.
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:18:23 PM PST
by
brewcrew
(It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift)
To: mhking
Is this where Libertarians say it was "HIS ARSE" and it was an illegal search of a prisoner.
The Constitutional rights of the Prisoner's arse was violated.
(Just making my imaginary Libertarian response to this)
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:18:27 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: mhking
That headline is suitable fodder for Jay Leno's Headlines.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
So did the plumber the last time he was over at my house.
LOL. Most memorable sighting I had was during a round of golf. My nephew, who also got an eye-full, admonished the guy with the a wry "Hey Buddy! Crack kills." holler. One of our family's classics!
To: mhking
Simply knowing such transport methods are frequently used is enough to deter any illegal drug use by me.
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:26:28 PM PST
by
fso301
To: Young Werther
Dubble Un tund dearie! Come on Freepers, wake up. This was a very very funny line that seems to be going over everyones head.
To: fso301
As one surgeon was overheard telling another surgeon...
"Rectum? We damned near killed 'em."
To: mhking
Hey Beavis, he said "crack"! Huh, huh, huh, huh!!
To: mhking
Well, wouldn't you expect to find crack while doing a cavity search? I mean, that's like finding luggage while searching luggage.
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posted on
02/17/2003 5:31:25 PM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(We don't care what you say, we're gonna bomb 'em anyway!)
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