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Caption Alexandra Kerry at Cannes
AFP ^ | 17 May 2004 | American Foreign Press

Posted on 05/17/2004 12:06:39 PM PDT by Rockitz

CANNES, France (AFP) - Alexandra Kerry, 30-year-old daughter of US Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites), walked up Cannes' celebrated red-carpet for the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill 2" wearing an off-shoulder black number that turned transparent under the flashes.

Kerry, who is showing a short film at the festival, was tailed by the press during her stay at Cannes but French newspapers reported that her staff had warned journalists off questions concerning her famous father.

Her film entitled "The Last Full Measure" is being presented in the Short Film Corner section and describes the ravage wreaked on a US family by the Vietnam war.

"The characters are fictional", she said. "I wasn't born when my father came back from Vietnam."

Kerry has also been seen about town with her French cousin, Brice Lalonde, a former environment minister and Greens leader.


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Demonstrating that her father isn't the only boob in politics, yet certainly the biggest boob in the Kerry family.
1 posted on 05/17/2004 12:06:40 PM PDT by Rockitz
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To: Rockitz

Can I have some bacon with them eggs?


2 posted on 05/17/2004 12:07:41 PM PDT by katana
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To: Rockitz

You've got your highbeams on.


3 posted on 05/17/2004 12:08:29 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

Starving For Attention


4 posted on 05/17/2004 12:08:31 PM PDT by Argus
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To: Rockitz

Blame it on those damned photographers' "flashes". It's not my fault.


5 posted on 05/17/2004 12:08:36 PM PDT by sarasota
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To: Rockitz

Perky little thing...


6 posted on 05/17/2004 12:08:39 PM PDT by theDentist (John Kerry never saw a TAX he wouldn't HIKE !!!)
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To: Rockitz

Flash your headlights if you are starved for attention.


7 posted on 05/17/2004 12:09:06 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

A trainwreck with boobs


8 posted on 05/17/2004 12:09:23 PM PDT by 76834
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To: Rockitz

These two are real. My mom's boob is not.


9 posted on 05/17/2004 12:09:25 PM PDT by VRWC_minion
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To: Rockitz

It's a bit nippy out this evening.


10 posted on 05/17/2004 12:09:30 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

My mother is rich and I all I got was a fat lady's used hose.


11 posted on 05/17/2004 12:09:42 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Rockitz

"Boobs don't equal brains, but I've got neither!"


12 posted on 05/17/2004 12:09:44 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Rockitz

It's a peek-a-boo dress, we peeked and booed!


13 posted on 05/17/2004 12:10:05 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz
Like I told someone earlier, if you have to have a Kerry in the room, it might as well be her. She's obviously got nothing to hide, and at least she has a couple of good assets.

Normally, I get my hash browns chunked and covered with those. :)

14 posted on 05/17/2004 12:10:25 PM PDT by TheLurkerX ("Please tell me that this time around JFK stands for Just F'ing Kidding.")
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To: DannyTN

From rags to rags in one generation.


15 posted on 05/17/2004 12:10:42 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

Damn she's ugly.

16 posted on 05/17/2004 12:10:43 PM PDT by Grim
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To: Rockitz

Let's give it up for Michael.


17 posted on 05/17/2004 12:11:22 PM PDT by js1138 (In a minute there is time, for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. J Forbes Kerry)
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To: Rockitz

Our next potential First Daughter advertises her assets for votes.


18 posted on 05/17/2004 12:11:24 PM PDT by sathers
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To: Rockitz
So Alex Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender said, "How come the long face?" ba-dum-pa
19 posted on 05/17/2004 12:11:35 PM PDT by Harley
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To: Rockitz

My daddy's campaign staff is made up of Hollywood perverts.


20 posted on 05/17/2004 12:11:38 PM PDT by Fenris6
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To: Rockitz

"The Classy Kerry"


21 posted on 05/17/2004 12:11:41 PM PDT by blanknoone (I voted for it before I voted against it, and I didn't even show up for the vote!)
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To: Rockitz

I believe my daddy woulda called that bird-doggin'.


22 posted on 05/17/2004 12:11:51 PM PDT by TheLurkerX ("Please tell me that this time around JFK stands for Just F'ing Kidding.")
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To: Rockitz

why the long face?


23 posted on 05/17/2004 12:12:01 PM PDT by Lib-Lickers 2
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To: Grim
See picture here
24 posted on 05/17/2004 12:12:28 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: sathers

Just wondering if "they" are getting USSS protection?


25 posted on 05/17/2004 12:12:45 PM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
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To: Rockitz
this is an old MasterCard ad:

Cost of a new dress $500

Cost of Hairdresser, makeup and overall cost of fixing up to go on the town $1200

Suddenly discovering that your expensive black dress is actually see-through when the flash hits it = PRICELESS

26 posted on 05/17/2004 12:12:49 PM PDT by prophetic
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To: Rockitz

"What are all you people doing here, this is MY street corner!"


27 posted on 05/17/2004 12:12:55 PM PDT by KellyAdmirer
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To: Rockitz
"Oh, no! I can't believe she showed
up wearing the same dress as I did!"

28 posted on 05/17/2004 12:12:58 PM PDT by happydogdesign
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To: Rockitz; All

"Dad might need cosmetic surgery but here's PROOF that I don't!'


or:


"Does it look like I NEED Botox?"


29 posted on 05/17/2004 12:13:18 PM PDT by txradioguy (HOOAH!!!...Not Just A Word...A Way Of Life!!!)
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To: Grim

Haha, superimpose his face on her breasts, and have a couple of real boobs.


30 posted on 05/17/2004 12:13:21 PM PDT by TheLurkerX ("Please tell me that this time around JFK stands for Just F'ing Kidding.")
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To: Rockitz

A great display, of the Kerry family values.


31 posted on 05/17/2004 12:19:22 PM PDT by TheCrusader
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To: happydogdesign

AAAAAAAARRRRGH!
32 posted on 05/17/2004 12:25:46 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("...US Marines have done more for world peace than all the Ben & Jerry's ever made." - PJ O'Rourke)
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To: Rockitz

I'm having a "wardrobe malfunction".

I decided to have a "wardrobe malfunction" before I decided not to have a "wardrobe malfunction".


33 posted on 05/17/2004 12:34:58 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: katana
"It's the Cannes film festival. Not Cans!"
34 posted on 05/17/2004 12:40:58 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: theDentist

Kerry Does The Can Can.


35 posted on 05/17/2004 12:41:38 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

"They're not my boobs -- they belong to the family!"


36 posted on 05/17/2004 12:42:54 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: Fenris6; doug from upland

(singing): "There's a place in France, where the women wear no..."


37 posted on 05/17/2004 12:43:35 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: prophetic
Suddenly discovering that your expensive black dress is actually see-through when the flash hits it = PRICELESS

Nope. Any woman who wears a sheer top without a bra or camisole or some other form of cover is not unaware that it's see-through.

38 posted on 05/17/2004 12:45:18 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: happydogdesign

That is just *so* wrong!


39 posted on 05/17/2004 12:45:54 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: Rockitz

JERRY: Oh, volunteer work!. See that's what I like about the holiday season. That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me. That makes me feel good inside. Look at what we have here. [mail]. A Christmas card from Laine. You didn't have to go to all that trouble.
ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing.

JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?

ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?

JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.

ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?

JERRY: ... um ...

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?

ELAINE: Carefully?

JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?

ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.

JERRY: That's what I thought.

ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.

JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?

ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.


40 posted on 05/17/2004 12:46:52 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

Don't use this as an opportunity to knocker film.


41 posted on 05/17/2004 12:50:44 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

See through burquas. The latest rage in France.


42 posted on 05/17/2004 12:56:26 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz

I don't know, I'll give her a pass on this. I seem to remember another actress--may have been Zeta-Jones who had on a similar dress and while it looked opaque in a store mirror and at home, when a flash was taken you could see through the thing. She said she was embarassed and would definitely not have worn the dress had she known.
I wonder if this dress is made of the same material. If she didn't know, how embarassing for her. If she did, shame on her. Judging by the panties under her dress, I don't think she knew.


43 posted on 05/17/2004 12:58:45 PM PDT by cupcakes
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She must be ill. She has dark circles below her eyes.

44 posted on 05/17/2004 12:59:31 PM PDT by Jaysun (If a person says that he enjoys the opera, that person is a liar.)
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To: Grim

John Kerry reveals his flip flops.

45 posted on 05/17/2004 1:02:21 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

She came to Cannes for exposure...


46 posted on 05/17/2004 1:08:03 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rockitz
STOP THE PRESS!!!

"I wasn't born when my father came back from Vietnam."

Kerry was in Vietnam?

47 posted on 05/17/2004 1:09:37 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Rytwyng; boris; RonDog

Ping!


48 posted on 05/17/2004 1:16:07 PM PDT by Rockitz (After all these years, it's still rocket science.)
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To: happydogdesign

you owe me a new stomach lining!


49 posted on 05/17/2004 1:26:50 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (I envy myself)
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To: Rockitz
 

See-Through Daughter

Transparent Father


50 posted on 05/17/2004 1:30:35 PM PDT by mikrofon (All in the Family)
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