why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Dead Corpse]

But you will have to arrange for the musicians.

I've got a viola I can bring. A tad rusty, but I can practice up....

[Darkchylde]

Her professor said she can't use article 4, sec 4.

Basically, she's getting a grade on her opinion
with a few tiny facts. I told her it was communistic
to get a failing grade for an opinion... but it IS Vt.
So it's not really a surprise, is it?

[Darksheare]

I know, but you can relay it for me.. *pleading eyes*

[Dead Corpse]

By my own standards, I'm a dunce barely able to tie his own shoes. Not really sure how other people see me these days.

[Monkey Face]

"I was "built" by a pernicious Elder God with a really strange sense of humor."

As was I....When I reached my height in my early teens, I was taller than ALL the boys, and to add insult to injury, I could "out-athlete" them. Ever since I bloodied a kid's nose in First Grade, I was an outcast with the guys...

(Go figger...)

For a while, I was built for speed; now, however, I am built for comfort...;-)

[Darkchylde]

At ALL 3 proms I went to they had the electric
slide & macarena. It was horrifying as they were
usually played back to back.

[Dead Corpse]

Centralized delegated powers Vs. direct rule by popular vote. About the most concise you can cut it down to. There is more supporting doumentation writen by Founders, including the Constitutional Convention on that website.

[BJClinton]

Yeah, you can just see the froth at the corner of his/her/it's mouth...

[Monkey Face]

"I know, but you can relay it for me.. *pleading eyes*"

I'm SUCH a sucker for a sob story!

I already thanked her. She said, "No problema!"

[Darksheare]

I find myself to be a boring and not at all pleasant person.
But that's my opinion of me, being that I see me from my side of the plastic eyeballs.

[Darksheare]

Spasibo, Grazie, thanks.

[Darkchylde]

Well, she quit talking. If she wants anything
else, she'll let me know. She always does.

[Monkey Face]

"At ALL 3 proms I went to they had the electric
slide & macarena. It was horrifying as they were
usually played back to back."

ACK! ICK! PITOOIE! KOFF!

*bringing up a hairball*

THAT is BAD!!!

[Dead Corpse]

Electric Slide. I remember trying to learn that one at the White Parrot on Hilton Head Island, SC. Luckily, most of that evening is a drunken blur so anything embarrassing I may have done has had no lasting impact.

[Monkey Face]

Yah...that's why I saved it...:-)

[Dead Corpse]

Well, she quit talking. If she wants anything else, she'll let me know. She always does.

It might help if you loosen the belt from around her neck a little. The larynx requires a certain amount of airflow to work correctly.

[Darkchylde]

Yes, I managed NOT to participate. I really don't know how.

[Monkey Face]

You forgot Danke. Gracias. Shukria.

;)

[Dead Corpse]

[Dead Corpse]