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Were Russian Planes Detonated by Al Qaeda Women Smuggling Bombs Inside Their Genitals?
Ace of Spades HQ ^ | August 31, 2004 | Ace of Spades HQ

Posted on 08/31/2004 1:09:57 PM PDT by Warhead W-88

We now know the Russian planes were blown up by 1) women 2) from the toilets.

This dovetails ominously with a six month old report from US intelligence that Al Qaeda was recruiting female terrorists to smuggle 8-12 ounces of explosives inside their vaginas, then extract them and assemble the bomb and detonate it from toilet.

More here, including the likely effect on the racial profiling debate.


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KEYWORDS: airplane; airplanebathroom; airplanebathrooms; airplanes; alqaeda; bathroom; bathrooms; blackwidows; femalebombers; femalesucidebombers; genitalbombs; hexogen; planes; russianplanes; terrorism
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1 posted on 08/31/2004 1:09:58 PM PDT by Warhead W-88
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To: Warhead W-88

Well, this is an ugly twist.


2 posted on 08/31/2004 1:11:34 PM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: Warhead W-88

My mother warned me about women like this.


3 posted on 08/31/2004 1:11:39 PM PDT by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Warhead W-88

now THAT'S a dirty bomb!


4 posted on 08/31/2004 1:11:40 PM PDT by waverna (I shall do neither. I have killed my captain...and my friend.)
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To: Warhead W-88

WOW!!!!!!!! Now that's an attention grabbing headline.


5 posted on 08/31/2004 1:11:55 PM PDT by mlbford2 ("sycophantic kerry koolaid sucker" -- S. Hannity)
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To: Warhead W-88

Very creepy.


6 posted on 08/31/2004 1:12:19 PM PDT by EggsAckley (........."YO" is "OY" spelled backwards.........)
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To: Warhead W-88

Jokes aside. How do you fight against that?

For one, if its provable and a new tactic, imagine the women's groups.

They'll make CAIR look like a girl scout troop.


7 posted on 08/31/2004 1:12:35 PM PDT by Crazieman
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To: Warhead W-88

Bet these gals were dynamite in bed.


8 posted on 08/31/2004 1:13:03 PM PDT by Loyalist
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To: Warhead W-88

BTTT


9 posted on 08/31/2004 1:13:04 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Warhead W-88

Do they still qualify as virgins?


10 posted on 08/31/2004 1:13:11 PM PDT by stevio (Sunset the Clinton '94 gun ban!)
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To: waverna

if vaginas can vote (Jane Fonda) then they can surely be used to explode planes.


11 posted on 08/31/2004 1:13:11 PM PDT by berkley
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To: Crazieman
Bomb sniffing dogs.
13 posted on 08/31/2004 1:14:01 PM PDT by TXBSAFH (Bandwidth is too good for these (L)users.)
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To: Warhead W-88

The mission would have been postponed if it was that time of the month.


14 posted on 08/31/2004 1:14:21 PM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

15 posted on 08/31/2004 1:14:21 PM PDT by mhking
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To: Loyalist
Bet these gals were dynamite in bed.

Ewww! That is so bad!

16 posted on 08/31/2004 1:14:28 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Warhead W-88
So the same guys who would kill their sister for holding hands with a boy have no problem with the same sister stuffing her private parts full of explosives and blowing up a bunch of infidels.

These nuts threaten to guy the religion of submission a bad name.

17 posted on 08/31/2004 1:14:34 PM PDT by Montfort
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To: Warhead W-88

This only means the body cavity check is coming to an airport near you. Take off your shoes, and bend over.


19 posted on 08/31/2004 1:15:28 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Bikers4Bush

Just think about what airport screening might come to??


20 posted on 08/31/2004 1:16:27 PM PDT by Solson (John Kerry - More Positions Than Kama Sutra!!)
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To: LibWhacker

BOHICA!


21 posted on 08/31/2004 1:16:36 PM PDT by TXBSAFH (Bandwidth is too good for these (L)users.)
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To: TXBSAFH

I musta had one of those some time back...


22 posted on 08/31/2004 1:16:39 PM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Warhead W-88

These were the ultimate vagina monologues.


23 posted on 08/31/2004 1:16:52 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever ("The message of the Cross is foolishness to those who are perishing...")
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To: mlbford2
I knew a sorority chick in college who would have been an excellent bomb smuggler.

As the old joke goes, "Help me find my keys, and we can drive outta here...."

24 posted on 08/31/2004 1:16:55 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Excellence In Posting Since 1999)
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To: Warhead W-88

One of the bombers reportedly said just before the explosion, "I don't want relationship, I just want bang bang bang!"


25 posted on 08/31/2004 1:17:02 PM PDT by RichInOC (...somebody had to post it...why not me?)
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To: pimpalize

Well that was a little more information than I needed. :)


26 posted on 08/31/2004 1:17:04 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Fighting the AQFK (Al-Qada for Kerry))
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To: LibWhacker

Kerry just released a statement saying he was against the vagina bombs before he was for them. Edwards is going to bring a class action suit against all vaginas.


27 posted on 08/31/2004 1:17:05 PM PDT by RushCrush (Republicans think every day is July 4. Democrats think every day is April 15- R. Reagan)
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To: LibWhacker
How do you "scan" for plastic explosives?

don't they only have dogs that sniff for those?

28 posted on 08/31/2004 1:17:07 PM PDT by WoodstockCat
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To: Crazieman
"Jokes aside. How do you fight against that?"

Since it could be assumed that the women would be putting the materials inside themselves (as opposed to someone doing it for them) shortly before the flight, there ought to be some explosives residue on their hands and clothing which would be detectable by equipment and/or dogs. Unfortunately, it becomes a very tough situation when you get a positive result. I'm glad I'm not the one that has to come up with the procedures to screen women believed to be transporting explosives in this manner.
29 posted on 08/31/2004 1:17:09 PM PDT by NJ_gent (Conservatism begins at home. Security begins at the border. Please, someone, secure our borders.)
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To: Warhead W-88

Is this what they mean by vaginal discharge? :)


30 posted on 08/31/2004 1:17:45 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
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To: Warhead W-88

Let's hope the lefty-media skanks don't suddenly have the courage of their convictions and start actively assisting the terrorists. They could probably conceal a MOAB up there.


31 posted on 08/31/2004 1:18:06 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Anti-war Movement: Roadkill on the Highway to Freedom)
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To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Lazamataz

Sorry. I felt a strange compulsion to ping you guys to this.


32 posted on 08/31/2004 1:18:34 PM PDT by B Knotts
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To: Warhead W-88

Does this put these women at increased risk for Toxic Shock Syndrome?


33 posted on 08/31/2004 1:18:42 PM PDT by Born Conservative (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Warhead W-88

Semtex tampax! Eww!


34 posted on 08/31/2004 1:19:04 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Loyalist
Bet these gals were dynamite in bed.

Sssssmokin'

35 posted on 08/31/2004 1:19:37 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (For vitriol press one, for name-calling press two, for personal attacks press three...)
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To: Warhead W-88

Were they using KoBoomtex?


36 posted on 08/31/2004 1:19:55 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Fighting the AQFK (Al-Qada for Kerry))
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To: Crazieman
Jokes aside. How do you fight against that?

Once you detect the explosives, isolate the bombers and detonate in place.

37 posted on 08/31/2004 1:20:14 PM PDT by RichInOC (SHAITAN: HOW ARE YOU LADIES!! ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US. HA HA HA HA....)
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To: Warhead W-88

As an Arabic-looking friend of mine said after being strip-searched at Reagan airport, "Thank God Richard Reed didn't use an explosive suppository."


38 posted on 08/31/2004 1:20:22 PM PDT by Flatus I. Maximus
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To: Solson

Bomb sniffing dogs in every crotch. Poor dogs.


40 posted on 08/31/2004 1:20:28 PM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: Warhead W-88

Far more likely that they were Chechen, not A-Q.


41 posted on 08/31/2004 1:20:38 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: NJ_gent

They've been checking women for smuggling drugs this was at least since the 1960s.


42 posted on 08/31/2004 1:20:51 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: CougarGA7; Happygal

Sometimes these threads hit rock bottom, and dig.


43 posted on 08/31/2004 1:21:24 PM PDT by TXBSAFH (Bandwidth is too good for these (L)users.)
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To: Warhead W-88

Must have been disciples of the Uteribomber Theodora Kaczynski.

I've been expecting this kind of thing for several years now actually.


44 posted on 08/31/2004 1:21:39 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (What!? My mother was a saint!!! Get out!)
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To: CougarGA7

Dude, your not kidding. I thought I would have the raunchiest post on this thread, but then hear comes CougarGA7 and makes mine look like Mr. Rogers material.


45 posted on 08/31/2004 1:21:39 PM PDT by mlbford2 ("sycophantic kerry koolaid sucker" -- S. Hannity)
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To: Buggman

Weird stuff ping.


46 posted on 08/31/2004 1:22:28 PM PDT by Homo_homini_lupus (Man is a wolf to man.)
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To: Loyalist
Bet these gals were dynamite in bed.

More bang for your buck.

47 posted on 08/31/2004 1:22:46 PM PDT by TexKat (Just because you did not see it or read it, that does not mean it did or did not happen.)
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To: Warhead W-88
Yikes - talk about an angry beaver...

Is that a bomb in your ----, or are you just very unhappy to see me?

Mom warned you about girls like these...

48 posted on 08/31/2004 1:23:09 PM PDT by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (Bill raped, Monica swallowed, Hillary totally sucks.)
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To: TXBSAFH

oops, sorry.


49 posted on 08/31/2004 1:23:10 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Crazieman

You fight that with a trusted travel card, everyone else gets the full treatment. Ladies, get your trusted traveler card as fast as you can.


50 posted on 08/31/2004 1:23:42 PM PDT by jpsb (Nominated 1994 "Worst writer on the net")
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