Posted on 08/31/2004 1:09:57 PM PDT by Warhead W-88
We now know the Russian planes were blown up by 1) women 2) from the toilets.
This dovetails ominously with a six month old report from US intelligence that Al Qaeda was recruiting female terrorists to smuggle 8-12 ounces of explosives inside their vaginas, then extract them and assemble the bomb and detonate it from toilet.
More here, including the likely effect on the racial profiling debate.
Far more likely that they were Chechen, not A-Q.
They've been checking women for smuggling drugs this was at least since the 1960s.
Sometimes these threads hit rock bottom, and dig.
Must have been disciples of the Uteribomber Theodora Kaczynski.
I've been expecting this kind of thing for several years now actually.
Dude, your not kidding. I thought I would have the raunchiest post on this thread, but then hear comes CougarGA7 and makes mine look like Mr. Rogers material.
Weird stuff ping.
More bang for your buck.
Is that a bomb in your ----, or are you just very unhappy to see me?
Mom warned you about girls like these...
oops, sorry.
You fight that with a trusted travel card, everyone else gets the full treatment. Ladies, get your trusted traveler card as fast as you can.
Way ugly! I can pretty much tell you I won't be flying any more. I'm not sure even the airlines will do this type of search!
Seriously, these extremist, Islamist nut job terrorists hate women - except if they manage to get women to go where no man can go and blow people up, and themselves too. I wonder - if any of these women terrorist freaks survived their attempts or were nabbed before they could detonate, would the Islamist-extremist men want them put to death in 'honor' killing fashion, because this favor-gone-wrong also diminishes the ladies, uh, chastity?
Ladies, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! There are better and easier ways to get off. If you need help, just ping my brother, freeper XJARHEAD, who's about to be single.
(He's gonna kill me).
No worries;)
Actually, it's "squat and cough". LOL
Looks like at the very least there will have to be surveillance cameras in the bathrooms and two separate security officers (male for the men's room and female for the women's) watching them. Flying is going to get even MORE expensive!
Look at the bright side, we don't have to train dogs to stop sniffing crotches anymore.
Knock it off.
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