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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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To: hk409
36,051
posted on
12/01/2008 9:27:28 AM PST
by
PhiloBedo
(I won't be happy until Jet-A is less than $2.00 a gallon)
To: hk409
What the heck, time to bump this classic to the top to keep it alive..
To: mnehrling
A zotting we will go, a zotting we will go...
36,053
posted on
12/04/2008 2:26:28 PM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
(Gen. George S. Patton to Michael Moore... American Carol: "I really like slapping you.")
To: hk409
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36,054
posted on
12/11/2008 12:03:35 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
(I'll go green when they plant me in the ground.)
To: smokingfrog
To: ShiftyKnuckler
LOL, haven’t seen this thread ina while.
To: television is just wrong
Well, happy new year!
BTT
To: television is just wrong
Me neither. Considering how many of my posts are already here...
Here's another one... ;-)
36,058
posted on
01/05/2009 6:13:26 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: television is just wrong
Gee... In after the zot. Way after.
To: OKSooner
To: OKSooner
There are three years represented on this page alone. The keywords are way too funny.
To: All
Sometimes we all need a little nonsense.
36,062
posted on
03/02/2009 8:00:21 PM PST
by
NellieMae
(Here...... common sense,common sense,common sense,where'd ya go... common sense......)
To: hk409
If today the C-130J can carry 95-percent-plus of everything in theater, in 2015-25 we still see the J carrying 90 percent of what the Army wants to move, he says. But there are some vehicles such as the Future Combat Systems that will be too big for the J. Please explain what a Future Combat Systems is. What is bigger than a tank? Besides a 4 star general.
To: deadmenvote
me bad, posted on wrong page
Bump -just because I bumped into this on an image google search. Excellent.
36,065
posted on
04/17/2009 1:47:06 PM PDT
by
libertarian27
(Never has so many been owed so much by so few)
To: hk409
To: deadmenvote
“me bad, posted on wrong page”
You’re excused.
36,067
posted on
05/09/2009 12:51:50 PM PDT
by
Ed Condon
(Wanted, newer tag line in good condition.)
To: hk409; Sidebar Moderator
To: stentorian conservative
Guess I’ll have to read the keywords.
36,069
posted on
09/05/2009 12:34:49 PM PDT
by
Ed Condon
(Wanted, newer tag line in good condition.)
To: Responsibility2nd
That’s one of the funniest threads of all times!
36,070
posted on
09/05/2009 12:36:14 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Obamacare=Emanuelcare=Mengelecare!)
To: Palladin
Wow, when you do a keyword search of “foshizzle” (don’t ask me why) a ton of fun ZOT threads come up. How I’ve missed this one for so many years is beyond me! :)
36,071
posted on
12/28/2009 7:46:20 AM PST
by
TXBlair
(It's as though 1,000 people told me to have a very lardy Christmas...and I complied.)
To: Dead Corpse
And another one... Just because someone else tripped over this thread.
Happy impending New Year. ;-)
To: TXBlair
Thanks for the tip!
I need a good laugh, with the way this administration is screwing up airline security!
36,073
posted on
12/28/2009 8:09:32 AM PST
by
Palladin
(Holder and Obama are terrorists.)
36,074
posted on
01/02/2010 6:14:52 PM PST
by
Coleus
(Abortion, Euthanasia & FOCA - - don't Obama and the Democrats just kill ya!)
To: Dead Corpse
Bump the undead thread....will read later......
36,075
posted on
01/13/2010 11:52:06 AM PST
by
Taffini
( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
To: hk409
I cannot believe that I have been here 12 years and never once tagged this post. Well, I am now part of history.
36,076
posted on
01/19/2010 9:31:35 AM PST
by
OneVike
(Anonymous no more, because I am "Chuck Ness")
To: OneVike
Likewise- 6 yrs and I just saw this.
To: OneVike
I cannot believe that I have been here 12 years and never once tagged this post. Well, I am now part of history. Almost 3 years.
36,078
posted on
02/11/2010 12:00:14 PM PST
by
AZ .44 MAG
(I'm Jim Thompson and I say our government is a joke and its current makeup is the punch line.)
To: Responsibility2nd
I remember that one when it happened! It was so much fun!
To: TXBSAFH
OMG - is this thread still alive?
Still going after all these years
To: hk409
It has been over 5 years, but here you go. The original nukezot has disappeared, so I will put it here for eternity.
36,081
posted on
06/05/2010 11:17:54 AM PDT
by
Thunder90
(Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
To: Thunder90
“We’ll meet again...don’t know why...don’t know when...”
To: AZ .44 MAG
Nine years and I’ve never posted either. There is always a first... :-)
36,083
posted on
07/27/2010 7:44:35 PM PDT
by
Brytani
(There Is No (D) in November! Go Allen!!! www.allenwestforcongress.com)
To: Brytani
I can't believe this thread is still going, 36,000+. Amazing.
So amazing, I'm posting this re-zot graphic just so it can be seen here, and re-used as appropriate. cheers!
36,084
posted on
08/25/2010 6:59:06 PM PDT
by
vox_freedom
(America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
To: Thunder90
Those must have been MIRVs. Excellent. =)
To: Redcitizen
This was my first zot thread... I used a picture of “Mike”...
36,086
posted on
09/20/2010 9:27:23 PM PDT
by
Thunder90
(Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
To: hk409
Take a peek in the SBR and I find a treasure. I had no idea.
36,087
posted on
09/23/2010 12:15:22 PM PDT
by
don-o
("At this point, Islam is just surging into a vacuum" - Mrs Don-o)
To: don-o; hk409
Meow.... Can’t believe that I am bumping this one...
36,088
posted on
10/20/2010 5:51:52 PM PDT
by
Thunder90
(Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
To: Thunder90
I’ve been here for many years and this is the first time I’ve run across this thread. Amazing!
36,089
posted on
11/06/2010 7:47:11 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Kirkwood
This is not a bump... ;-)
To: Dead Corpse
This is not a bump... ;-) ...but this might be.
To: pigsmith
To: Jet Jaguar
Happy New Year to you! Gonna watch it on TV, if I last that long.
To: Dead Corpse
36,094
posted on
01/03/2011 8:24:05 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: no one in particular

got a problem with stirring an old pot ?
36,095
posted on
09/09/2011 2:11:12 PM PDT
by
tomkat
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: tomkat
36,096
posted on
11/26/2011 10:09:29 PM PST
by
WayneM
(Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.)
To: WayneM
I thought this thread was locked.
To: 6323cd; Darksheare
I guess JimRob put some money into a new server to handle this, and other undead threads...
To: Jet Jaguar
Oh, goody; then I can re-post the original picture from the top of the thread.
To: Jet Jaguar; 6323cd
Well..
When threads got above 30k posts, the server tended to have issues.
So we stopped doing that and began moving on a month to month basis.
It was an effort on our part to NOT crash, crush, spindle, fold, flibble, or otherwise rankle the servers.
Since I haven’t been on a thread that got above 5k posts in awhile, I don’t know through observation what will happen.
36,100
posted on
01/12/2012 7:10:00 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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