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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: hk409

So, Sir Whack-A-Lot, still here!?


61 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:02 PM PST by mhking
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To: Jet Jaguar

This post is the equivalent of those styrofoam packing peanuts.


62 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:05 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Atheist federal employees-- demand to work on Christmas!)
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To: hk409

P.E.S.T. meds not working.


63 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:06 PM PST by AirForceMom (Merry Christmas!)
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To: hk409

WRONG!

I am Billy Goat Gruff, and I'm going to butt your @ss, whackboy!


64 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:09 PM PST by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: hk409
YOU are whyat is WHACK. Grow up. That's the best advice anyone can give you.
65 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:12 PM PST by Clara Lou (Hillary Clinton: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: FreedomPoster

W00T in before the ZOT! too.


66 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:15 PM PST by KoRn
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To: najida

LOL!


67 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:17 PM PST by Quilla
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To: hk409; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...

hk409, allow me to introduce to you some friends of mine - I call them the VKS and the RKBA, but you can call them "Master"...

prepare to be OWNDED


68 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:19 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: hk409

Yer new here, ain'tcha ?


69 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:31 PM PST by glock rocks (Play an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.)
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To: hk409

70 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:33 PM PST by RebelBanker (To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!)
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To: hk409

Dude, you're very likely to be WHACKED.


71 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: hk409
Severe Troll Alert from scott7278
 
...TROLL ALERT SCOTT7278 MO 231 PM CDT TUE DECEMBER 21 2004
 
...SCOTT7278 HAS ISSUED A SEVERE TROLL ALERT...IN EFFECT UNTIL THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.  THIS WARNING IS INTENDED FOR FREEREPUBLIC.COM...
 
AT THIS HOUR...
 
THERE HAS BEEN TROLL ACTIVITY SPOTTED ON FREEREPUBLIC.COM.  AN EMERGENCY TROLL WARNING HAS BEEN ACTIVATED FOR THE ENTIRE READING AND BROWSING AREA. 
 
AN EMERGENCY TROLL WARNING MEANS THAT A TROLL HAS LEFT DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND AND IS CURRENTLY ON FREEREPUBLIC.COM.  HE MAY BE POSING AS A CONSERVATIVE, OR HE MAY GO STRAIGHT INTO A RANT.  EVEN THE MOST PEACEFUL TROLL MAY SUDDENLY BECOME FEROCIOUS WITHOUT WARNING OR PROVOCATION. 
 
SOMETIMES THEY SIGN UP FOR A NEW ACCOUNT WITH A NUMERAL ADDED TO THE END OF THEIR FORMERLY ZOTTED NAME.  SOMETIMES THEY CHOOSE FREEPER-FRIENDLY NAMES, AND POST FREEPER-FRIENDLY INFORMATION ON THEIR PROFILE PAGE.  YOU WILL KNOW THEM BY THEIR POSTS.
 
IF YOU ENCOUNTER A TROLL, YOU MAY PLAYFULLY POUNCE BEFORE CALLING UPON THE VIKING KITTIES AND/OR THE POWER OF ZOT.  ALTHOUGH TROLLS ARE ULTIMATELY HARMLESS, THIS WARNING HAS BEEN DEEMED NECESSARY FOR HUMOR'S SAKE.
 
 

72 posted on 12/21/2004 12:30:38 PM PST by scott7278 (All your SCOTUS are belong to us!)
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To: hk409

WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE!!!!!!!


73 posted on 12/21/2004 12:39:41 PM PST by Admin Moderator (<---Rogue Mod! Watch out!)
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To: TXBSAFH

This troll was dangling for soooo long...and STILL, I managed to be late to the scene. Ah well.

Now I can look at pictures of cute kitties and explosions, lol.


74 posted on 12/21/2004 12:40:56 PM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: TXBSAFH

ZOT


75 posted on 12/21/2004 12:41:53 PM PST by PilloryHillary
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To: KoRn

WOOT! Now yer gonna have ta hurt wack-boy, just on general principles (ka-KLICK!)


76 posted on 12/21/2004 12:42:01 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: Admin Moderator

dat'choo, Olive?


77 posted on 12/21/2004 12:42:32 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: hk409
You should be at least kept around for humor ROFLMAO!!!!!!

ZOT!

78 posted on 12/21/2004 12:43:21 PM PST by KoRn
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To: hk409

unbelievable!


79 posted on 12/21/2004 12:43:30 PM PST by 12.7mm
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To: King Prout

In a martini!


80 posted on 12/21/2004 12:43:32 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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