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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Tax-chick

Really? It's about as wide as the photo following. What's happening to the page? WHat browser are you using?


921 posted on 12/31/2004 1:28:22 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: TASMANIANRED

"My New Years resolution is to try and read every line of the Bride of the Undead"

I did that before I ever posted the first time! LOL!

I make the same resolution every year, and I have always kept it: Not to make any New Year's resolutions..


922 posted on 12/31/2004 1:28:48 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: sionnsar
Sucks. I missed the end of the other thread. I was hoping to at least have a shot at the last post. Congrats corpse...

So this is our new home eh? It will a take a while to get used to, and I have only been here for a couple months.

923 posted on 12/31/2004 1:29:34 PM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: sionnsar

The sidebar moves way off to the right. What's a browser?


924 posted on 12/31/2004 1:29:53 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: lavrenti
You really need to put up an audio link to your pipes playing that.
Oooh, evil idea. Is there a way we could link the thread to music? So that anyone who decides to open this is serenaded by said mournful Celtic airs?

If you click on the score you should hear the music. There is a way to link music, but I don't know it yet.

925 posted on 12/31/2004 1:30:30 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Tax-chick
They are sweet little bug eaters. They are like long spined hedgehogs. or front face

I'd love to have one but I think my dogs might eat it.

926 posted on 12/31/2004 1:31:57 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Free the Fallujah one)
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To: Tax-chick
Sidebar? WHat's in the sidebar?

Are you using Mozilla, Firefox, Opera, Internet Explorer, or something else to look at FR?

927 posted on 12/31/2004 1:32:16 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; sionnsar; King Prout

"I tried to wake you and KP but I couldn't yell loud enough."

Yes, you did! You tired several times, as a matter of fact, and I heard you clear over here!


928 posted on 12/31/2004 1:32:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Asphalt

That's
"shucks" BTW, not "sucks".


929 posted on 12/31/2004 1:33:25 PM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: sionnsar

The usual sidebar stuff is in the sidebar (Currently, a charming photo of Stand Watie in uniform, advertising the ball), and I'm using Internet Explorer.


930 posted on 12/31/2004 1:35:36 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: international american

Welcome back!

You finally get back on the ground, and the rest of us are still up in the air!

I guess I had better bring this thing in for a landing.


931 posted on 12/31/2004 1:36:08 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: freedumb2003

"Ohhhh


So sorry. I was aiming to please.

;)"

I didn't realize I was right behind DC in scoring 000's...that's a pretty good claim to fame!

Thanks for keeping the scores. Will you be doing that with this thread?

Gee...You keep score, sionnsar posts "scores", NicknamedBob MAKES scores, and I'm sitting here wondering what I did wrong...I haven't scored, yet...



;-)


932 posted on 12/31/2004 1:36:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Cute pictures! We babysat a hedgehog this time last year, and it didn't like me a bit. My daughter's gerbils don't like me, either.


933 posted on 12/31/2004 1:36:40 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: Tax-chick
That's odd. I don't have a sidebar when I'm reading threads.

At a guess it's having problems with the fact that it's a transparent GIF (the white portions are actually transparent).

934 posted on 12/31/2004 1:37:52 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Tax-chick

Good for you!

(I took 700 while everyone was racing for the finish line at UT!!!)


935 posted on 12/31/2004 1:38:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: sionnsar

Thanks!

Great sign...my neice is in Redmond (? wherever Mr. Bill has his bidness) but if she is anything like her mother, she will have a yard FULL of those signs!


936 posted on 12/31/2004 1:40:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: sionnsar
Bride of the Undead Thread

I love weddings...they always make me cry.

937 posted on 12/31/2004 1:42:58 PM PST by shezza
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To: Monkey Face

Take up hockey or basketball????

;)

You score a big 100 in my book, sweetie! :)


938 posted on 12/31/2004 1:44:36 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: lavrenti

"Who?"

Oh. I can't say it in public. It wouldn't be nice. I wouldn't want to be banned...suffice it to say, this individual is extremely obnoxious, rude, selfish and well deserving of the award...


939 posted on 12/31/2004 1:45:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: international american
And echidna is one of those strange critters from down under.

It is an egg laying mammal. It burrows and eats bugs. It is built like a tiny porcupine.
940 posted on 12/31/2004 1:47:04 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Free the Fallujah one)
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