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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: K1avg

No offense, but you just weren't THAT obnoxious.

Of the week, maybe, but the Year, naah.

;)


941 posted on 12/31/2004 1:47:19 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, Mr. Bill's business is here in Redmond. (Actually, though I have a Redmond address I'm actually outside it in unincorporated county).


942 posted on 12/31/2004 1:47:33 PM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Asphalt

"Sucks. I missed the end of the other thread. I was hoping to at least have a shot at the last post. Congrats corpse...
So this is our new home eh? It will a take a while to get used to, and I have only been here for a couple months."

Well, kid, we couldn't wait for you. We couldn't even wait for sionnsar and NicknamedBob...when we have a mission, we fulfill it to the best of our ability!


943 posted on 12/31/2004 1:47:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: shezza

LOL, great find!


944 posted on 12/31/2004 1:48:19 PM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Monkey Face

I did it. Read them all. I tried to read all 64000+ on the Undead but couldn't keep up with the traffic.


945 posted on 12/31/2004 1:48:52 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Free the Fallujah one)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hi!

We missed you this morning! We were quite adrift, if you must know!


946 posted on 12/31/2004 1:49:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: freedumb2003

"Take up hockey or basketball????

;)

You score a big 100 in my book, sweetie! :)"

Awwww...thanks! I feel much better now. Just before I came back this afternoon, I found out it will cost me twice as much for the truck as I had planned on...so I am quite close to tears...

I really needed a good word! Thanks again!

(Heart-shaped things to you!)


947 posted on 12/31/2004 1:53:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Tax-chick
My little sister has a sugar glider

It didn't care for me but it could be from waking it up. You are supposed to put them in a pouch and carry them around your neck while they sleep to make them tame. They are nocturnal. They mostly eat fruit but a meal worm makes them very happy.

948 posted on 12/31/2004 1:54:49 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Free the Fallujah one)
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To: Tax-chick

That does help but I'm still having trouble with the new thread.


949 posted on 12/31/2004 1:58:34 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Tax-chick

Sure and I don't have my Naked Mole Rat picture at home.


950 posted on 12/31/2004 1:59:17 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Tax-chick

Taz


951 posted on 12/31/2004 1:59:35 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Tax-chick

Cute


952 posted on 12/31/2004 1:59:53 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Happy New Year, Conspiracy Guy.

I'm wanting to send you dog pics but I need to wait for my husband to help me. I'm not good at the mechanics of this stuff. ...


953 posted on 12/31/2004 2:03:11 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

"I did it. Read them all. I tried to read all 64000+ on the Undead but couldn't keep up with the traffic."

I'm not sure when I first posted to UT, but I know it took me a good two days to read everything from the beginning...(10,000 +/- posts?...) I felt if I was to "fit in" and make somewhat educated comments, I'd better know what I was dealing with!




954 posted on 12/31/2004 2:03:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Tax-chick

Sorry, didn't mean to over look your 900 post. Congrats.


955 posted on 12/31/2004 2:04:28 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I would love to have one of those! But I wonder if it's good to take them out of their native habitat..


956 posted on 12/31/2004 2:05:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: GVgirl
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

957 posted on 12/31/2004 2:11:07 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Faneuil Hall)
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To: Tax-chick


Out of the setting sun, an object makes its appearance. The sound is not noticed at first, but as it slowly draws closer, more and more people begin looking up.

An apparition has come to call. Someone’s giant colander, supported by dozens of levitating goose eggs, and roaring like a banshee, sidles in over the low hills.

Now that the engines are loud enough to be an annoyance, there is a noticeable change in their tone, as they are throttled back slightly. The indescribable conveyance drifts closer. As it grows nearer, the scale becomes apparent. Again and again, witnesses adjust their concepts of big.

It floats gently above the center of the lake, gently turning to orient North to North. Again the tone of the engines mutes slightly. It settles closer to the low wave-tops.

From the bottom of the rectangular girders which support it, flotation cushions deploy and fill. Gigantic Mae West puffery elevates a metal skirting around the perimeter walls, forming a walkway and loading dock.

The curious structure dips a fearful toe into the water, appearing to test its warmth. Gradually it immerses itself, the jets slowing ever further as it slowly comes to a stop. A new island, complete with its own cloud cover, has appeared in the middle of the lake.

The jets are silenced. In the sudden hush, one hears a whining, as of distant construction equipment. Very gradually, the tremendous hot air balloons are ingested back into the the tops of the metal towers, like a schoolboy working his bubblegum bubble back into his mouth. The process takes at least half an hour, as the hot air is bled off, and the plasticized fabric balloons are pulled back into their hidden compartments. The jet engines are turned and oriented for stowage, and collapse back into their compartments. Finally all the noises stop, and the stunned inhabitants realize that an adventure has arrived in their midst. Several small boats set out to rendezvous with the castle.

The party continues...

958 posted on 12/31/2004 2:11:08 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: NicknamedBob

The place needs some work.


959 posted on 12/31/2004 2:11:46 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Is that the Streisand estate?


960 posted on 12/31/2004 2:12:27 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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