EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT FETISHES

Discovery Channel ^ | 12/04 | staff

[pissant]

Scientific analysis!

[pissant]

And no! Having an highly advanced appreciation for the female derriere does not qualify as such. So don't start!! ;o)

[squidward]

We had a call of a mugging that happened at the interstate just outside of the city I work in. A woman was pumping gas and a guy came up behind her, knocked her down and stole her shoes. I found the supect car coming into town and pulled it over. When we searched the car, the guy had 60 pair of womens shoes inside.

[cripplecreek]

There's some sick mother F'ers out there. Is that scientific enough for you?

[pissant]

LOL! At least he didn't try to steal her bra!!

[pissant]

I must do more research

[KidGlock]

I'm a tennis lover. I guess you could call it a fetish.

[pissant]

If Anna is your version of tennis, than yes, you qualify!

[cripplecreek]

Many many many years of research.

[MamaTexan]

So don't start!! ;o)

Okay...I'll TRY to behave!

:)

Therefore men are more susceptible to getting aroused by parts or flashes, whereas women are more liable to be turned on if they have the entire setting: the man, dinner, music, etc.

These guys are stating the obvious. Men have always been more sexually aroused by visual stimulus, and women by emotional stimulus.

(That's why guys like looking at naked women, but have to bring us candy, flowers, etc when they screw up)

LOL!

[KidGlock]

I just can't stop thinking about how much I love the game of tennis.

[pissant]

I can sense your torment trying to behave!!!

[pissant]

That is the winning photo in pissant's book!

[Alien Gunfighter]

Behold Alien Gunfighter's Observation of Sex and the Internet:

"There is no fetish so bizarre or unusual that, if you created a website devoted to it and charged a fee for membership, you would have less than fifty subscribers by the end of the week."

The strangest one I've ever seen was apotemnophilia; sexual gratification through removal of a limb. There's only so many times you can get off on that one...

[pissant]

Yikes. Those folks need to be shot. For their own good, IMO.

[KidGlock]

sexual gratification through removal of a limb.

A limb like this? :-) Removing brush can be gratifying, but certainly not sexually.

[MamaTexan]

Here's a fetish for you, pissant:

[MamaTexan]

Thanks to you, I'm learning more that I EVER wanted to know about 'fetishes' (EWWW!)

Here ya go little feller. From a website called Girls & Guns:

Girls & Guns

[Fierce Allegiance]

WOO HOO, another pissant thread!

Man, you need to develope a ping list. I want to be on it! I'll add to my monthly donation in your honor if you do.

[Finger Monkey]

I disagree, my dear. To bolster my disagreement, I offer the following:

From Merriam-Webster Online:

Main Entry: fe·tish
Function: noun
Etymology: French & Portuguese; French fétiche, from Portuguese feitiço, from feitiço artificial, false, from Latin facticius factitious
1 a : an object (as a small stone carving of an animal) believed to have magical power to protect or aid its owner; broadly : a material object regarded with superstitious or extravagant trust or reverence b : an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion : PREPOSSESSION c : an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression
2 : a rite or cult of fetish worshipers
3 : FIXATION

(Emphisis added)

Kissy, Bertha