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Semen for lovely hair or is it a load of bull?
Fairfax New Zealand ^
| 02.10.07
| CHRIS GARDNER
Posted on 03/11/2007 6:56:57 PM PDT by Coleus
An upmarket London beauty salon's claims that bull semen can give hair the ultimate shine is likely to go untried in the Waikato. Hari's, in hoity toity Chelsea, offers a 45-minute Aberdeen Organic Hair treatment involving massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair.
But Julie May, who owns The Salon, in Garden Place, Hamilton, is not keen to try it in her establishment. "I would not want it on my hair. I know what the reaction from customers would be here and I know what my staff would say," she said.
"It's pretty weird."
Hari Salem tried hundreds of products –- including wild avocados and truffle oil –- before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous. "The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Mr Salem said. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick."
Peter Gatley, LIC's general manager of genetics at Ruakura, assumed the semen came from European bulls since the best on offer by his company was worth $120,000 a litre. "Does it say on the bottle `use sparingly'?
"I'm not sure how suitable it would be for blondes, but we have a very impressive line-up of Jersey sires here." Mr Gatley said it was unlikely LIC would start supplying salons.
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KEYWORDS: bull; cosmetics; hair; semen
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posted on
03/11/2007 6:57:01 PM PDT
by
Coleus
To: Coleus
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posted on
03/11/2007 6:58:35 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Coleus
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posted on
03/11/2007 6:59:38 PM PDT
by
Dog
To: Coleus
What kind of man would get excited over a woman with bull semen in her hair?
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:00:03 PM PDT
by
AZLiberty
(I'm selling Nonsense Offset Credits. If you're over your limit, contact me.)
To: Coleus
5
posted on
03/11/2007 7:00:29 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: Drango; SevenofNine
To: Coleus
SEMINAL advancement in hair care.
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:01:15 PM PDT
by
msnimje
(Anybody know of a good CONSERVATIVE website like the one Free Republic used to be?)
To: pax_et_bonum; Xenalyte
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:03:51 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Dog
Watch the libs as they self-inseminate....
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:04:20 PM PDT
by
Wolverine
(A Concerned Citizen)
To: Coleus
I guess it works.
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:06:08 PM PDT
by
cloud8
To: msnimje
Anybody know of a good CONSERVATIVE website like the one Free Republic used to be? Yeah, that would be hush_up_2004newb.com
If you dislike FR, why are you posting here?
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:07:01 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Coleus
Couldn't this expose people to mad cow disease? I mean taking what should rightly go to cows and rubbing it all over peoples hair, is likely to make the cows mad. ;-)
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:12:41 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Dems and RINOs: Too stupid 2 lead, too vain 2 follow, too egotistical 2 get the hell out of the way!)
To: Coleus
Wow. So many great jokes...so many ways to get banned...nah, not worth it.
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:15:27 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(Why yes, I do have a stupid picture for any occasion)
To: Drango
Then one day Mary was walking past a field of cows and tragedy struck.
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:17:19 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Prevent Glo-Ball Warming ... turn out the sun when not in use)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:17:55 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(Why yes, I do have a stupid picture for any occasion)
To: NonValueAdded
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:22:59 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Coleus
For best results stune the bull's beeber first.
To: Drango
Cows. Think "hair-on" and where it goes from there. Your way has possibilities too but only if the bulls are gay.
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:27:10 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Prevent Glo-Ball Warming ... turn out the sun when not in use)
To: NonValueAdded
but only if the bulls are gay Edwards
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:41:39 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: humblegunner
Yeah, that would be hush_up_2004newb.com
If you dislike FR, why are you posting here?
How do you know how long I have been here? This is my second ID.
Are you saying Free Republic, which has a Conservative Charter, should not be a Conservative Website?
If so, why are you posting here?
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posted on
03/11/2007 7:59:11 PM PDT
by
msnimje
(Anybody know of a good CONSERVATIVE website like the one Free Republic used to be?)
To: msnimje
Are you saying Free Republic, which has a Conservative Charter, should not be a Conservative Website? I'm saying nobody wants to hear you whine about it.
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posted on
03/12/2007 4:03:49 AM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Coleus
I guess that is what Clinton was trying to do, hit her hair. He missed and only hit her dress. LOL!
I don't know of anything that women wouldn't put in their hair or on their skin if they thought it was able to make them more attractive than the woman in the chair next to them.
I hate to sound crude, but I sure can hear the excuses going around now for some "kinky" acts. "But honey, its been proven to be great for your hair." lol
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posted on
03/12/2007 9:49:54 AM PDT
by
TrailofTears
(."We mock loyalty and are shocked at finding traitors in our midst." CS Lewis)
To: cloud8
What's that hairstyle called, "The Baby Grand?"
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posted on
03/12/2007 9:51:26 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: cloud8
"eek! my secret is out!"
To: humblegunner
I'm saying nobody wants to hear you whine about it.
I didn't whine to anybody, I simply posted a thought on my tagline. If you don't like it, just be a grown up and move on.
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posted on
03/12/2007 11:52:20 AM PDT
by
msnimje
(Anybody know of a good CONSERVATIVE website like the one Free Republic used to be?)
To: msnimje
If you don't like it, just be a grown up and move on. I shall do so, and leave you with your whiny juvenile tagline.
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posted on
03/12/2007 5:48:12 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: humblegunner; Xenalyte
"I'm not sure how suitable it would be for blondes..." Too bad.
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posted on
03/13/2007 6:59:02 AM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: Coleus
Hari Salem tried hundreds of products ... before hitting on bull semen...
I'll pass on just how someone "hits on" bull semen...
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posted on
03/13/2007 4:46:07 PM PDT
by
GoldCountryRedneck
("There are no stupid questions. There are, however, many inquisitive idiots." - unknown)
To: msnimje; humblegunner
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posted on
03/13/2007 7:09:36 PM PDT
by
Coleus
(God gave us the right to life & self preservation & a right to defend ourselves, family & property)
Comment #30 Removed by Moderator
To: Coleus
Who gathers the juice and how do they do it?
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posted on
03/18/2007 8:30:47 PM PDT
by
chardonnay
( www.ballbusters.org)
To: Coleus
My ex-wife had a very lustrous beard...
To: pax_et_bonum
Why, will it turn my hair green?
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