posted on 03/11/2007 6:57:01 PM PDT
posted on 03/11/2007 6:58:35 PM PDT
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
posted on 03/11/2007 6:59:38 PM PDT
What kind of man would get excited over a woman with bull semen in her hair?
posted on 03/11/2007 7:00:03 PM PDT
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posted on 03/11/2007 7:00:29 PM PDT
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
SEMINAL advancement in hair care.
posted on 03/11/2007 7:01:15 PM PDT
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posted on 03/11/2007 7:03:51 PM PDT
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
I guess it works.
posted on 03/11/2007 7:06:08 PM PDT
Couldn't this expose people to mad cow disease? I mean taking what should rightly go to cows and rubbing it all over peoples hair, is likely to make the cows mad. ;-)
posted on 03/11/2007 7:12:41 PM PDT
by F.J. Mitchell
(Dems and RINOs: Too stupid 2 lead, too vain 2 follow, too egotistical 2 get the hell out of the way!)
Wow. So many great jokes...so many ways to get banned...nah, not worth it.
posted on 03/11/2007 7:15:27 PM PDT
by Richard Kimball
(Why yes, I do have a stupid picture for any occasion)
For best results stune the bull's beeber first.
I guess that is what Clinton was trying to do, hit her hair. He missed and only hit her dress. LOL!
I don't know of anything that women wouldn't put in their hair or on their skin if they thought it was able to make them more attractive than the woman in the chair next to them.
I hate to sound crude, but I sure can hear the excuses going around now for some "kinky" acts. "But honey, its been proven to be great for your hair." lol
posted on 03/12/2007 9:49:54 AM PDT
(."We mock loyalty and are shocked at finding traitors in our midst." CS Lewis)
Hari Salem tried hundreds of products ... before hitting on bull semen...
I'll pass on just how someone "hits on" bull semen...
posted on 03/13/2007 4:46:07 PM PDT
("There are no stupid questions. There are, however, many inquisitive idiots." - unknown)
Who gathers the juice and how do they do it?
posted on 03/18/2007 8:30:47 PM PDT
My ex-wife had a very lustrous beard...
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