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Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report
AFP ^ | Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET

Posted on 08/31/2008 8:51:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro

Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report

Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

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1 posted on 08/31/2008 8:54:07 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 08/31/2008 8:55:37 AM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: martin_fierro

I hope it was bigger than 1/4”


3 posted on 08/31/2008 8:56:38 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (If everyone stays home and no one votes will Congress disappear?)
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I’m starting to think you need another hobby, Marty. How do you feel about needlepoint.


4 posted on 08/31/2008 8:56:56 AM PDT by Petronski (The Vice Presidency is below Sarah Palin's paygrade.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL. Waaaayy too much ammunition here.


5 posted on 08/31/2008 8:57:13 AM PDT by nuconvert (Obama - Preferred by 4 out of 5 Dictators & Terrorists)
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To: martin_fierro

Just show the guy some of those Helen Thomas pictures that keep getting posted around FR.The nut would have fallen to the floor in seconds.


6 posted on 08/31/2008 8:57:22 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...

No amateurs, please.
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7 posted on 08/31/2008 8:59:04 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Big News Not That Politics Slop Bump


8 posted on 08/31/2008 8:59:47 AM PDT by Artemis Webb (Sarah Palin: Babies, Guns, Jesus. HOT DAMN!)
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To: martin_fierro
From the same Yahoo News article:

"On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said."

9 posted on 08/31/2008 9:01:49 AM PDT by ETL (Smoking-gun evidence on all the ObamaRat-Commie connections at my FR Profile/Home page)
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"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today."

ew

10 posted on 08/31/2008 9:01:58 AM PDT by Artemis Webb (Sarah Palin: Babies, Guns, Jesus. HOT DAMN!)
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To: martin_fierro
New surgical procedure to remove the nut (note Schraeder screw in urethra):


11 posted on 08/31/2008 9:02:42 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: martin_fierro

Wouldn’t 30-degree water take care of the problem?


12 posted on 08/31/2008 9:05:30 AM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Praise God and pass the ammunition!)
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To: Petronski
an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week

Oh, she's sure to say "Yes" now.

13 posted on 08/31/2008 9:05:31 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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He’s a welder. Why didn’t he just cut it off with a torch.

Anyone that’s been around a guy with a torch has heard them say, “I can cut it right off the shaft and never even get the shaft warm.”


14 posted on 08/31/2008 9:06:14 AM PDT by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people, socialist nannies do not become us.)
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To: martin_fierro

Late night comedians are going to have a field day with this.


15 posted on 08/31/2008 9:06:17 AM PDT by libh8er
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

What's the big news about a guy trying to bust a nut?


16 posted on 08/31/2008 9:07:01 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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They fail to mention the name and party affiliation of the nut.

Must be a democrat.


17 posted on 08/31/2008 9:07:36 AM PDT by Nickname
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To: martin_fierro

In all seriesness, I’m confused. Wouldn’t a nut be threaded, so couldn’t it just be screwed off?


18 posted on 08/31/2008 9:08:05 AM PDT by abishai
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To: martin_fierro

“Honey, I was just thinking of YOU.”

Whoa, I said a wench not a wrench!


19 posted on 08/31/2008 9:08:40 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: martin_fierro

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don’t.


20 posted on 08/31/2008 9:09:00 AM PDT by maggief (Hockey moms for PALIN. Puck Obama!)
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To: martin_fierro
Hey, if it works on the ears!


21 posted on 08/31/2008 9:09:20 AM PDT by ETL (Smoking-gun evidence on all the ObamaRat-Commie connections at my FR Profile/Home page)
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Dont ya just hate it when this happens........


22 posted on 08/31/2008 9:09:27 AM PDT by rrrod
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To: abishai

Normally but he was left handed.


23 posted on 08/31/2008 9:10:03 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: abishai

Normally but he was left handed.


24 posted on 08/31/2008 9:10:16 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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> Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

(cringe!)(wince!) NOT FUNNY! That hurts even to think about it!

This idiot doesn’t DESERVE to have Wedding Tackle: they ought to have amputated! Unfortunately, he’s still able to procreate, preserving the Stupid Gene for at least one more generation...


25 posted on 08/31/2008 9:11:11 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: tet68

Ok, maybe it took both hands.
Then why did it need lengthening?
I give up before this gets pulled.


26 posted on 08/31/2008 9:12:11 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

Hose A of Hose B

27 posted on 08/31/2008 9:12:59 AM PDT by maggief (Hockey moms for PALIN. Puck Obama!)
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To: ETL
Hey, if it works on the ears!

Yes, but there are no hydraulics in the ears.

28 posted on 08/31/2008 9:13:10 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: martin_fierro

What, no squirrels in Malaysia?


29 posted on 08/31/2008 9:13:46 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: tet68

Warning! Moderator asleep, do not make loud noises
or snort pepsi onto your keyboard.


30 posted on 08/31/2008 9:13:57 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: maggief

Hose B:
Watch the teeth on those jaws of life eh.


31 posted on 08/31/2008 9:16:10 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: DieHard the Hunter

Anybody this stupid should NOT have children.


32 posted on 08/31/2008 9:16:14 AM PDT by Loud Mime (USA Basketball....Double GOLD!)
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To: martin_fierro

Don’t they have cold showers in Malaysia?


33 posted on 08/31/2008 9:18:38 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (The Word of God is powerful. That's why so many people are afraid to read it.)
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The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection

Uh oh... I'm betting this wasn't when the fiancee was present...

34 posted on 08/31/2008 9:20:30 AM PDT by John123 (Obambi said that he has been in 57 states. I will now light myself on fire...)
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35 posted on 08/31/2008 9:23:39 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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hysterical what a stupid person. has to be a lefty!


36 posted on 08/31/2008 9:26:01 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: martin_fierro

http://www.viagra.com/

37 posted on 08/31/2008 9:28:13 AM PDT by ETL (Smoking-gun evidence on all the ObamaRat-Commie connections at my FR Profile/Home page)
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Well, I reckon he is going to have to put a little ice on that...

Either shoulda done that to begin with or just UNscrewed it (lefty loosie, righty tighty)...

38 posted on 08/31/2008 9:29:17 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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Righty-tighty... lefty-loosy.

The Nutcracker... schweet.


39 posted on 08/31/2008 9:30:43 AM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: ETL
This is a true story which I witnessed and treated. While I was on call for emergency surgery a man came walking into the ER wearing a robe and carrying a vacuum cleaner. This was his story. His wife had gone to Dallas to shop and he was there at house by himself. So, in a moment of consideration, he decided to vacuum the floor. He said he enjoyed vacuuming the floor in the nude. He said he slipped, ACCIDENTALLY touching the end of the tube of the vaccum cleaner (without the attachment) and it sucked his penis into the tube and he could not break the vacuum. Reaching a point of pain and panic he arrived to our ER. We tried to break the vacuum, but there was no doing it. We took him to the OR and cut the tubing of of the vacuum cleaner and had to 'grease-up' some wire cutters and slip them beneath the metal cuff (made of aluminum) on the hose and his member. With some effort we were able to cut and bend the cuff without lacerating his manhood. It was black and blue for several days after that. After he became detumescent we felt better because , as the commercial goes, if erections last more than 4 hours, seek the help of a physician. This is because the corpus spongiosum and cavernosus can become thromboses and filled with clot and lead to serious consequences.

I hate to say we grow som pervert here in East Texas, but.....we do.

40 posted on 08/31/2008 9:43:56 AM PDT by Texas Songwriter
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But wouldn’t the vacuum break when he turned off the motor? Or when you cut the tube?

I don’t get it...


41 posted on 08/31/2008 9:47:34 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: martin_fierro
an attempt to lengthen it ...had to cut away a top layer of skin

So the net result was a loss.

42 posted on 08/31/2008 9:51:57 AM PDT by csvset
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To: martin_fierro

Must be some weird ROP rite..


43 posted on 08/31/2008 9:53:04 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: xcamel

Oh, if only he had ordered this in stead .... Yeah! Baby!!

44 posted on 08/31/2008 9:55:29 AM PDT by Hodar (With Rights, come Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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*speechless* (a 1st.)
45 posted on 08/31/2008 9:58:23 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
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Okay, gents, let this be a lesson to all of us. Don’t try to wrap your nuts around your junk. Leave them where they belong.


46 posted on 08/31/2008 9:58:29 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: tet68
Somewhere out there is a former Governor of New Jersey who could have removed that nut.Without ever having to use his hands.
47 posted on 08/31/2008 10:04:18 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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Metric or standard?


48 posted on 08/31/2008 10:13:58 AM PDT by dainbramaged (the Tree of Liberty needs watering)
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Was he campaigning or something?

Cheers!

49 posted on 08/31/2008 10:27:57 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: martin_fierro
If you know anyone (doctor, nurse, technician) who works in an emergency room, this article pales in comparison to some of the deranged activities people come in seeking treatment for. Home genital bisections (an incision along the septum pectiniforme to separate the corpora cavernosa of the penis, which is still "functional", albeit with a very low urethral opening, or worse - it is as bad as it sounds, lol) are apparently particularly brutal forms of stupidity to face. Imagine trying to inform these freaks that a penectomy is their only option...

Fetishists with "prince Alberts" who engage in various forms of mechanical stimulation are another breed of nasty genital emergency. Say hello to removal of the glans.

Folks show up with various insertions as well (including urethral insertions). For the other kind of insertions, it is apparently not uncommon (once per week of shifts for a friend working at one particular big city hospital) to have to remove large objects (jars, potatoes, oranges, raw fish, you name it) lodged up beyond what would seem physically possible.

What this fellow tried, while plainly stupid, was downright tame. The perversions (and their frightening medical results) faced by emergency room workers really give you an idea for the depths to which human depravity and mental illness can fall.

50 posted on 08/31/2008 10:52:50 AM PDT by M203M4 (True Universal Suffrage: Pets of dead illegal-immigrant felons voting Democrat (twice))
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