Disney Parks Stop Scans for Topless Riders

AP via Time.com ^ | May. 05, 2009 | AP

[Slings and Arrows]

(ANAHEIM, Calif.) — Disney says it will no longer scan riders on Splash Mountain and three other rides for guests who feel the need to flash their breasts for souvenir photos.

[Slings and Arrows]

At last I can die fulfilled.

[Slings and Arrows]

Helen Thomas is booking her vacation right this minute.

[rednesss]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[mysterio]

I think we need to view the evidence before deciding.

[SJSAMPLE]

Remember the “flash mountain” website?

I won’t post it, but it’s out there.

Hilarious tradition.
Disney is a corporation, not a “family friendly” religion.

[Erik Latranyi]

You can go to:

http://www.flashmountain.net/

[Slings and Arrows]

This thread is worthless without pics.

http://bit.ly/w3Lf9

[library user]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[Red in Blue PA]

LOL!

One in every crowd.

[sinanju]

I dunno about you, but that gets old mighty quickly.

[americanophile]

...this is what happens when a society produces adult children.

[lewisglad]

not guilty! (with the black bars across her chest)

[grobdriver]

Heh.

G’s (positive or negative) do wonderous things to... er.. loose flesh

[PLKIng]

Heck, I flashed my breasts too on this ride. Of course, being a guy it didn’t have quite the impact.

[MissNomer]

Ooooohhhhhh! Hubba hubba!

[Darksheare]

She’s discovered anti-gravity.

[GSWarrior]

Disney Parks Stop Scans for Topless Riders

I would like volunteer for the position.

[hellbender]

It's about time they let chicks go topless. They've been letting male ducks go bottomless for years.

[rbosque]

There’s a funny black line in front of that girl that got in the way!

[Darksheare]

“That’s why they call it... Zombie Love.”

[BJClinton]

This thread is worthless without pics.

What is it about Helen Thomas topless that you find so irresistible?

[dfwgator]

What is it about Helen Thomas topless that you find so irresistible?

Dude, not during lunch hour.

[montyspython]

That’s twisted bro.

[Above My Pay Grade]

Why would Disney announce this? I could understand if they decided not to spend resources to prevent something that rarely happens, but why announce it to the world and encourage flashers.

If you canceled your home security monitoring service, to save money, would you put up a sign on your house that reads “No Longer Protected by ADT”?

[TankerKC]

Disney confirmed Tuesday that it has reassigned employees at Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure who watched for breast-baring riders because "actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare."

Dang, I was going to apply for that job.

[darkwing104]

They've been letting male ducks go bottomless for years.

I resemble that remark!

[Slings and Arrows]

Flashers spend money too.

[drjimmy]

It's about time they let chicks go topless. They've been letting male ducks go bottomless for years.

Here's something I've always wondered. Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, right? How come they make Goofy wear pants but Pluto gets to go nekkid?

[allmendream]

What I want to know is why, when Donald Duck looses his shirt, he covers the parts that are not covered in the first place.

[ChocChipCookie]

OMG! That is hilarious! I had no idea that was going on.

[montyspython]

Mother Duck Pucker.

[Texas resident]

Yeah and I bet she will real proud to show that pic to her kids later down the road. HAHAHA.

[Erik Latranyi]

OMG! That is hilarious! I had no idea that was going on.

It's a big world out there. Part of that world is marvelous and awe-inspiring. The other part will make you cry.

[ApplegateRanch]

Helen Thomas is booking her vacation right this minute.

This thread is worthless without pics.

[ApplegateRanch]

If you canceled your home security monitoring service, to save money, would you put up a sign on your house that reads “No Longer Protected by ADT”?

No, but I'll bet ADT would, if they thought they could get away with it.

[L,TOWM]

Goofy had speaking parts and did not want to do a nude scene unless it had artistic merit and vital to the plot. Pluto is an exhibitionist slut that got his thrills by posing nekkid for the camera...

[VanillaMilkSheikh]

This sh*t is perverted. I thought most of you would speak against this depravity and pornography.

[Slings and Arrows]

Just think of it as a stimulus plan.

[JoJo Gunn]

Part of that world is marvelous and awe-inspiring. The other part will make you cry.

Yep, Life itself is bipolar. 

[FrPR]

Goofy has Eaten of the Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.

That is why he also walks on two legs, like Napoleon, but unlike Pluto and Snowball.

[tuffydoodle]

I bet her mother and grandmother are so proud!

[Lancey Howard]

[cradle of freedom]

When her family finds out she will probably sue whoever took the picture or put in on the internet. There was a woman who did this during Mardi Gras then sued because she was filmed. Duh! If you don’t want to be seen nekkid then don’t go nekkid.

I think the backstory of the topless Mardi Gras woman, was that she thought that no one back home would find out. Then when her picture was shown all over the country, her family must have found out, then she became humiliated and angry.

Sluts like being sluts, they just don’t like getting caught.

[tuffydoodle]

“Sluts like being sluts, they just don’t like getting caught.”

hahaha mind if I borrow that line?

[JoeProBono]

[Morgana]

Dude this is so unreal. Walt should be turning over in his grave. I bet the only reason Disney does not or can not throw these sluts out of the park is that they might be sued. Really this is trashy. Then again, when Disney took the Bible and God out of Disney, they let Satan in.