Penis chopping woman must wait for verdict

METRO.co.uk ^ | September 10, 2009

[Slings and Arrows]

A Turkish woman accused of cutting off her lover's penis must wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions, a court source said on Thursday.

[Slings and Arrows]

Guilty!

[Slings and Arrows]

Turkish delight ping!

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[andy58-in-nh]

Penis Chopping Woman

Wasn't that a Spinal Tap song?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

SEVERED PENIS PING!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Penis Chopping Woman Wasn't that a Spinal Tap song?

If not, it should be.

[Slings and Arrows]

I had no doubts.

[Mac from Cleveland]

They say the evidence won’t stand up in court.

what was the old joke—What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

“Hey, you gonna eat that”?

[Gator113]

For her, this must be hard.

[rjsimmon]

This should help:

[Andonius_99]

I guess he's half the man he used to be...

[Responsibility2nd]

If the evidence won’t stand up in court....

GUILTY!

[dog breath]

After beating her and forcing her into prostitution, it sounds like he will remain a big dick no matter how much she cuts off.

[The_Victor]

....wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions,...

Will he have to demonstrate for the court that he is permanently harmed in order to get a conviction? The defense team should line up several really hot strippers.

[Slings and Arrows]

Perhaps with the proper tools...

[Disambiguator]

Penis Chopping Woman
Wasn't that a Spinal Tap song?

Should be a CW song.

[mmichaels1970]

must wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing

An attempt to avoid premature incarceration.

[andy58-in-nh]

If it were a County song, it would have been more like:

"The Worst Part Of You Cut Off The Best Part Of Me."

[BigEdLB]

Hmmm - Obviously a graduate of the Lorena Bobbit school of emergency surgery.

[Slings and Arrows]

The article said surgeons operated for 11 hours to reattach it - glad they had their prioities straight.

[ClearCase_guy]

If surgical operation lasts longer than 11 hours, please see your doctor.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆MANGLED GENITALS PING☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[BikerJoe]

must wait 18 months

According to her, it won't be long now...

[Just another Joe]

I’d hit it.

Once.

[Eaker]

In Texas, cases like this are cut and dried.

[Neets]

So wrong on so many levels.

[a fool in paradise]

A Turkish woman accused of cutting off her lover's penis must wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions

That's like saying a rape verdict should have a different level of punishment if the criminal actually got her pregnant.

[a fool in paradise]

Obamacare plans to save money on Viagra prescriptions by passing out a popsicle stick and duct tape instead.

[Slings and Arrows]

In Israel, they'd prosecute her for being an undocumented mohel.

[Tennessee_Bob]

With a stick, maybe.

[FourPeas]

The defendant...told the court she cut off her former lover's penis and threw it onto the roof of a neighbouring building

I....I.....

[FourPeas]

Any hopes he had of a happy ending went out the window.

[WayneS]

They WERE able to re-attach it?

Guess that means he won’t be going off half-cocked to testify against her.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Is this the perp ?

[WayneS]

...she cut off her former lover's penis and threw it onto the roof of a neighbouring building while he was drunk...

He must have been REALLY drunk!

[Slings and Arrows]

I certainly hope so.

[RikaStrom]

LOL

What is with the mangled d***s today? This is the second thread I’ve seen.

[SunkenCiv]

while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions

I would ask, but I'm not sure I wanna know how...

[tioga]

so what’s the complaint? no pics? ;^)

[llevrok]

Slings and Arrows; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86

If it doesn't grow back, he may be mistaken for Irish....

[RikaStrom]

LOL

Hey Ti. Heck, I’ve been single for so long, I’ve probably forgotten what they are supposed to look like!

[K-oneTexas]

Turn about is fair play. Personally, IMHO, they should have given her a medal.

Strike back for the 12 year old who died giving birth in that area of the world ... and so many others.