Posted on 12/09/2009 7:55:25 AM PST by Sax
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I’m not even going to bother to stop by and tell you that I have no time for frivolous vanities such as this.
I’ve never understood the “why did you bother to click?” angle. Why should someone be expected to decide if something is frivolous or worthless without reading it?
I cut my shower short FOR THIS???!!!
IBTZ. Who put the bee in your bonnet this morning?
Sorry, I thought this was Free Republic. Looks like I’ve swerved into Control Freak Republic by mistake.
It’s about time! A thread of substance! Am I the only one wondering why Rush has a tan line showing above his ankles on Wiliams Shatner’s interview? Please help.
Maybe we should have specific chat threads?
I know one thing: there's too much sax in this thread.
Say what you will, but our finest moment was 20 threads on Natalee Holloway.
Stop whining.
I dunno, I think after about 200 Tiger threads, folks might have a vauge idea of what's being discussed on those threads before they click on them, and once they seen what they're all about, choosing to stick around to post responses is pretty damned funny to me.
Some people will go to great lengths to say "tsk, tsk" to anonymous people. I find that greatly amusing!
Quite frankly, I’m disgusted by this thread.....
sarc >:
Well, I’m disgusted with your disgust ...
LOL! I’m glad, er, disgusted, er happy that you’re disgusted....
...I think....
Whining?! I’m rejoicing! This is my little thank you to those special people who run around with their underwear in a knot about chit chat threads and need to post about it. It always brings a smile to my face.
I see your disgust and raise you an outrage.
I believe the "why did you click" comment is related to the sarcastic "thanks for bumping my thread." I used to see that a lot on econ threads . . . whenever I would, I would wonder, does this person expect me to only click on threads with which I agree? Does this person fear clicking on threads with which he disagrees because they might get "exposure?"
(I'm just navel-gazing).
This has already been posted. Don’t you use the search function?
And your disgusting outrage is outrageously disgusting!
I tossed my TV back in 1945 and have not seen a TV program since, I don’t know why any one would care.... /s
Hey, I was in the Navy!
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I keep forgetting to include that.
You are just saying that because you have been drinking the Romney/Paul/Huckabee/Giuliani cool aid! Get with the program!
My sister and me were swimming in a lake around New Orleans when she felt a tug on her leg. We ignored it and kept swimming.
Suddenly a big green hornless moose jumped up and bit her. I immediately stunned with my beeber and all was well.
But it is true that a naked green hornless moose once bit my sister.
Are you trying to hijcack this thread???
This is the the Thread of Disgust. If you want to post the The Thread to Stop Whining; then feel free.
Noticed that, too. What’s the deal?
His multi-racial roots are showing.
So, you've noticed this too?
The rock throwing fiery religion threads bear no fruit for the Lord.
Just pointless bickering, making Christians look like religious prigs.
And I really don’t give a rip about poor Tiger and his messy bed.
This nation is in bad trouble and the prioritys of it’s people are way out of wack!
Why do I come here?
Because, usually I can sift through and find the news that matters.
It still beats the hell out of tuning in to the MSM.
There, I said it.
disgusted bump
I’ve been disgusted longer than both of you.
Did you all know Michael Jackson was DEAD????
In my day, people walked up hill, barefoot, 10 miles in the snow and sleet with a broken leg to be this disgusted.
Sheesh...bunch of wimps on this thread....
Disgust is a primal human and animal emotion. It serves the noble instinct of self-preservation. However, disgust oftentimes gets hi-jacked by the not-so-noble to vent their moral indignation about everything under the sun and more (i.e. places where the sun don’t shine, e.g. bodily parts and areas).
Examples:
‘I am disgusted about global warming! We must take action NOW!’
(...*I want to keep my four SUV’s and want all others to buy a Prius*)
‘I am disgusted about the marital life of Tiger Woods!’
(...*I am much smarter in hiring escorts than this dumbass is*)
‘I am disgusted about the omnipresence of sex in our society!’
(...*must not forget to bring back those porn-DVD’s before the wife gets home*)
Well I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
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