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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

Posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.


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KEYWORDS: anotherstudy; babes; fakebutaccurate; humor; itsajokepeople; junkscience; napl; pseudoscience; whocaresifitstrue
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I'm glad to see that research is being done on the important topics.
1 posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
o/~ I'm gonna live for-eeeeeeever! ~\o


2 posted on 12/30/2009 11:49:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

so, are we suppose to stare at covered or exposed breasts ?


3 posted on 12/30/2009 11:51:53 PM PST by stylin19a
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To: stylin19a

Yes.


4 posted on 12/30/2009 11:53:01 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I dont think nearly enough research has been done on this highly important subject.


5 posted on 12/30/2009 11:53:14 PM PST by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m going to live for a very long time. ;>)


6 posted on 12/30/2009 11:54:21 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m a woman. What does this do for me? You men have nothing we can stare at.


8 posted on 12/30/2009 11:55:04 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL


9 posted on 12/30/2009 11:55:57 PM PST by Halgr (Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
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To: ReneeLynn

There are man-boobs.


10 posted on 12/30/2009 11:56:17 PM PST by CougarGA7 (Happy New Year)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The life expectancy of the average TSA employee is about to go up with the widespread use of full-body imaging.


11 posted on 12/30/2009 11:56:33 PM PST by RFEngineer
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To: Slings and Arrows

The obvious demurral is that the habit or practice in question is not a cause of greater vitality, but a consequence of it. Statistics alone cannot make the distinction.


12 posted on 12/30/2009 11:56:34 PM PST by dr_lew
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To: Jet Jaguar

That woman looks like a lava-flow.


13 posted on 12/30/2009 11:56:38 PM PST by CougarGA7 (Happy New Year)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have a feeling this thread is going to get interesting.


14 posted on 12/30/2009 11:56:39 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Is that a Cross-Your-Knees Bra?


15 posted on 12/30/2009 11:56:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Can't be true. I keep staring at these two boobs and only feel my life draining away!

16 posted on 12/30/2009 11:57:42 PM PST by Nateman
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To: Jet Jaguar

Too much of a good thing is right.


17 posted on 12/30/2009 11:57:42 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is a bogus study. The only reason the men’s blood pressure is lower is because they got permission to stare at boobs. The men who didn’t get permission were stressed about getting caught.


18 posted on 12/30/2009 11:57:45 PM PST by Francis McClobber
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!


19 posted on 12/30/2009 11:58:09 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Anybody see a National Security Strategy?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Three mile run

20 posted on 12/30/2009 11:58:32 PM PST by woofie
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To: Jet Jaguar

that’s just not right


21 posted on 12/30/2009 11:58:35 PM PST by Gone_Postal
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To: Talisker

I’m going to apply for a grant.


22 posted on 12/30/2009 11:58:58 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hummm, I wonder if they need volunteers to help with the further development of these....oops I mean this.


23 posted on 12/30/2009 11:59:33 PM PST by Rickcbw
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To: Gone_Postal

I know! That’s why it had to be posted. :0)


24 posted on 12/30/2009 11:59:51 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Anybody see a National Security Strategy?)
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To: ReneeLynn
You men have nothing we can stare at.

If you're interested, I'm sure you would come up with something eventually, ReneeLynn.

25 posted on 12/30/2009 11:59:51 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Francis McClobber

Check the keywords.


26 posted on 12/31/2009 12:00:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: ReneeLynn
"I’m a woman. What does this do for me? You men have nothing we can stare at."


"I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body."

27 posted on 12/31/2009 12:01:46 AM PST by GregoTX (When people find they can vote themselves money it will herald the end of the republic. Ben Franklin)
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To: woofie
Very therapeutic.
28 posted on 12/31/2009 12:02:28 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: CougarGA7

Uuughhh.


29 posted on 12/31/2009 12:02:40 AM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: woofie

Mmmm... I feel better already.


30 posted on 12/31/2009 12:03:27 AM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: GregoTX

Throwing up isn’t good for you!


31 posted on 12/31/2009 12:05:15 AM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
This thread is worthless without pictures.

And I don't mean like posts seven, sixteen, or twenty seven. Post twenty is more like it.

32 posted on 12/31/2009 12:05:49 AM PST by Cheburashka (Lesson #1 from Battlestar Galactica: Never turn your back on your toaster.)
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To: Nateman
"Can't be true. I keep staring at these two boobs and only feel my life draining away!"

You are just looking at the wrong boobs.

33 posted on 12/31/2009 12:07:14 AM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

EEWWWWW

There’s NO way that’s not photoshopped .....is there?


34 posted on 12/31/2009 12:08:47 AM PST by Aria ( "The US republic will endure until Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the people's $.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

35 posted on 12/31/2009 12:09:58 AM PST by rottndog (WOOF!!!!!)
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To: ReneeLynn

You don’t have to stare at men. You can see right through them. LOL


36 posted on 12/31/2009 12:11:54 AM PST by fish hawk (It's sad that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. Isaac Asimov)
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To: blackbart.223
You are just looking at the wrong boobs.

boobyprize

Nope, still not cutting it. But better.

37 posted on 12/31/2009 12:12:03 AM PST by Nateman
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To: Cheburashka
You asked for it.


38 posted on 12/31/2009 12:13:12 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows; rottndog
You two are sadists !!!!

Nam Vet

39 posted on 12/31/2009 12:18:38 AM PST by Nam Vet ("Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, Wherever you are ! ")
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To: Slings and Arrows

"ut oh,I'm gonna live till I can't remember why I'm starin"

40 posted on 12/31/2009 12:19:54 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Epic fail.


41 posted on 12/31/2009 12:22:05 AM PST by Cheburashka (Lesson #1 from Battlestar Galactica: Never turn your back on your toaster.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

We truely didn’t need to see that. What is wrong with you?


42 posted on 12/31/2009 12:22:07 AM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Nam Vet

That photo of babs is beyond disgusting. Even I have standards although they can be a little low from time to time.


43 posted on 12/31/2009 12:26:48 AM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I can’t see this doing a damn thing for me.
[or....since I own my own set, maybe I’ll live forever]....:D

Ping shibumi and markos instead.


44 posted on 12/31/2009 12:26:52 AM PST by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: ReneeLynn

You’re not looking hard enough.

Try a biker bar.

:)


45 posted on 12/31/2009 12:28:29 AM PST by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: blackbart.223; Cheburashka; Nam Vet

Just looking out for your health.


46 posted on 12/31/2009 12:29:36 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33

No need to ping - some of us have a nose for these things - and gutters.


47 posted on 12/31/2009 12:30:08 AM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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Ping shibumi and markos instead.

Your wish is my command...

48 posted on 12/31/2009 12:30:35 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: ReneeLynn
I’m a woman. What does this do for me? You men have nothing we can stare at.

(zzzzzzZZZZIIIIP!)

49 posted on 12/31/2009 12:31:40 AM PST by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: blackbart.223

Feeling nussing yet, nussing... OK, mehbe a leetle ill, ja.

50 posted on 12/31/2009 12:36:09 AM PST by Yaelle
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