Skip to comments.LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles
Posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as acid, appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.
On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subjects testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained monsters.
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Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???
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By all means, let’s legalize drugs! Morons.
“Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???”
Absolutely. This individual deserves it just as richly as the gent who tossed an M-80 firecracker at his girlfriend on the sidewalk from a moving car. (He didn’t remember the window was up, and the firework bounced back into his lap.)
Darwin Awards - best avoided altogether!
Psychoactives do tend to cause deeply buried fears to well up. I suspect this man was very ambivalent about his sexuality to begin with, and the relentless male-bashing leftist culture didn’t help matters.
Odds are high that he’s a Democrat. Republicans and conservatives tend to view having balls as a good thing, metaphorically speaking, and wouldn’t dream of excising them at all, let alone on some acid-fuelled whimsy.
It's very difficult but I think this loser/winner succeeded. You don't have to die, just remove yourself from the genepool.
Bigtime Darwin Award Winner!
If so, this guy’s the poster boy.
In my mis spent youth I took acid on more than a few occasions but I never considered anything near denutting myself.
Do do something like that requires that one have serious issues to begin with.
Not that I would know anything about that...........
Turn on, tune in, cut em off.
Must have been the brown acid.
Arcata...old time hippie meets envirowacko meets lumberjack turf and ground zero for the domestic pot business
very freaky area of Amerika
I’ve done a hit or two of acid back in the daze, and this seems a bit strange to me.
Sounds like a 50’s style scare tactic.
never wanted to cut my balls off..
and I am just fine...ask anyone who knows me...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Or, then again, envision some left-coast mush-minded schmoe on a trip and contemplating his jewels. Then, the room temperature changes ... aaiieee, it’s alive, lol.
He may have been frightened of Oranginal Sin
This deserves an entirely new category in the Darwin Awards, and it should be named in this guy’s honor to recognize the sheer genius of the first recepient.
So RINOS should avoid LSD at all costs.
“On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself”
Hopefully he never reproduced prior to removing himself from the gene pool. The “legalize it” folks are sure to be all over this thread.
More than once this was Saturday lunch at college
Never even once considered mutilating myself, though.........
At least he won’t reproduce, now.
Let's ask the newest member of the Vienna Boys Choir.
I was under the impression that RINOS don’t have them to lose.
The Arcata Eye’s police blotter is very unique....been a favorite for years.
Watch out! He’s got backup!
Only tried them once...
there was a 20 minute span of tremendous discomfort when ya peaked. Other than that, great buzz. That 20 minutes though was enough to sway me from ever tryin’ em again...
Woah! That was a bad trip man!
You are still trying to wash away the memories of your drugged days. LOL
I just don’t get all of the bad trip nd flashback stuff? Not to confess too much but some of these people must have had some really bad problems before trying LSD.I never have experinced either bad trip or flashbacks but we always knew if we felt or thought something that it wasn’t real. According to what Timothy Leary used to say I would be considered legally insane so I know what I’m talking about.
well, potential monsters anyway ... score one for Darwin
Oh man! LOL Peanutbutter makes you also want to drink massive amounts of beer which combined with the prior makes for one nasty hangover! LOL
The perp started out Crunchy-Style, but now he’s definitely Creamy-Style.
If you are removed from the gene pool out of pure stupidity you can win the award.
Northern California. I should’ve guessed.
I agree... that’s why I’m bettin this is just a scare tactic.
That is of course if the guy took a normal hit. If he took 2 or 3 or more at one time, then all bets are off. Uncharted ground there for me...
That’s what happens when you buy street drugs. No oversight. We need government to regulate the quality so no one gets hurt! :) /s
Sounds like you’d prefer this idiot to still have his balls... and thus still be able to procreate.
Who’s the real ‘moron’ here?
Hmmm, I personally knew, (back in the day) a young woman that wiggled her two front teeth out while tripp'n. I don't doubt this story.
I thought RINOs on acid would try to cut out their spine.
I never expericed wanting to hurt myself no matter how much I had but I can’t speak for more than a few at a time.So if he had say 4 I have no idea what happens then....I still don’t think I’d have wanted to purposely hurt myself or thought I had monsters anywhere. Don’t have the equipment he does but don’t think if I did I would’ve thought to do that with them.
Stoner logic does tend to go "If one is good, two is even better."
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