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LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles
The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

Posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

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KEYWORDS: darwinaward; dude; holdmuhlsd; idiot; lsd; napl; stuckonstupid
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1 posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Give LSD to a liberal today.


2 posted on 05/15/2010 3:17:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good stuff.


3 posted on 05/15/2010 3:20:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???


4 posted on 05/15/2010 3:20:33 PM PDT by ohiobuckeye1997
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To: Slings and Arrows

Elena Bobbit approves of this message!


5 posted on 05/15/2010 3:22:16 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

By all means, let’s legalize drugs! Morons.


6 posted on 05/15/2010 3:24:11 PM PDT by upsdriver (ret.)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997

“Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???”

Absolutely. This individual deserves it just as richly as the gent who tossed an M-80 firecracker at his girlfriend on the sidewalk from a moving car. (He didn’t remember the window was up, and the firework bounced back into his lap.)

Darwin Awards - best avoided altogether!


7 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:06 PM PDT by PreciousLiberty (In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Psychoactives do tend to cause deeply buried fears to well up. I suspect this man was very ambivalent about his sexuality to begin with, and the relentless male-bashing leftist culture didn’t help matters.

Odds are high that he’s a Democrat. Republicans and conservatives tend to view having balls as a good thing, metaphorically speaking, and wouldn’t dream of excising them at all, let alone on some acid-fuelled whimsy.


8 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:47 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: ohiobuckeye1997
Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

It's very difficult but I think this loser/winner succeeded. You don't have to die, just remove yourself from the genepool.

9 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:53 PM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Mexico presents a more profound threat to our territorial integrity than Germany or Japan ever did.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Bigtime Darwin Award Winner!


10 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:56 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997

If so, this guy’s the poster boy.


11 posted on 05/15/2010 3:27:34 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Bless America)
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To: Slings and Arrows

In my mis spent youth I took acid on more than a few occasions but I never considered anything near denutting myself.

Do do something like that requires that one have serious issues to begin with.


12 posted on 05/15/2010 3:27:38 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Slings and Arrows
Based on the reactions these idiots are having, it must have been some seriously potent acid...........................

Not that I would know anything about that...........

13 posted on 05/15/2010 3:28:12 PM PDT by Popman (Balsa wood: Obama Presidential timber)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Turn on, tune in, cut em off.

Must have been the brown acid.


14 posted on 05/15/2010 3:28:36 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (END THE WAR ON LIBERTY!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
In 1969 I had a Soc prof whose eyes blinked like an owl It made the classes more interesting.
15 posted on 05/15/2010 3:28:44 PM PDT by Domangart
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To: Slings and Arrows

Arcata...old time hippie meets envirowacko meets lumberjack turf and ground zero for the domestic pot business

very freaky area of Amerika


16 posted on 05/15/2010 3:29:17 PM PDT by wardaddy (never been particularly pious but I stand with Franklin Graham...bigtime...you betcha...ya'll)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve done a hit or two of acid back in the daze, and this seems a bit strange to me.

Sounds like a 50’s style scare tactic.


17 posted on 05/15/2010 3:29:25 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: Slings and Arrows
I did a bunch of LSD early 70s....high potency stuff

never wanted to cut my balls off..

and I am just fine...ask anyone who knows me...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

18 posted on 05/15/2010 3:30:49 PM PDT by wardaddy (never been particularly pious but I stand with Franklin Graham...bigtime...you betcha...ya'll)
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To: cripplecreek

Or, then again, envision some left-coast mush-minded schmoe on a trip and contemplating his jewels. Then, the room temperature changes ... aaiieee, it’s alive, lol.


19 posted on 05/15/2010 3:31:43 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Slings and Arrows
I cant post this pic of Timothy Leary...

He may have been frightened of Oranginal Sin

20 posted on 05/15/2010 3:31:43 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Slings and Arrows

21 posted on 05/15/2010 3:32:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ouch!.)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997

This deserves an entirely new category in the Darwin Awards, and it should be named in this guy’s honor to recognize the sheer genius of the first recepient.


22 posted on 05/15/2010 3:33:21 PM PDT by centurion316
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To: Charles Henrickson

LoL!


23 posted on 05/15/2010 3:33:53 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: RegulatorCountry
Psychoactives do tend to cause deeply buried fears to well up. I suspect this man was very ambivalent about his sexuality to begin with, and the relentless male-bashing leftist culture didn’t help matters.

Odds are high that he’s a Democrat. Republicans and conservatives tend to view having balls as a good thing,

So RINOS should avoid LSD at all costs.

24 posted on 05/15/2010 3:34:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself”

Hopefully he never reproduced prior to removing himself from the gene pool. The “legalize it” folks are sure to be all over this thread.


25 posted on 05/15/2010 3:34:43 PM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

More than once this was Saturday lunch at college

Never even once considered mutilating myself, though.........

26 posted on 05/15/2010 3:35:11 PM PDT by Popman (Balsa wood: Obama Presidential timber)
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To: Slings and Arrows

At least he won’t reproduce, now.


27 posted on 05/15/2010 3:35:57 PM PDT by FreeAtlanta (Hey, Barack "Hubris" Obama, $10 is all it would take, why spend millions to cover it up?)
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To: sit-rep
I’ve done a hit or two of acid back in the daze, and this seems a bit strange to me. Sounds like a 50’s style scare tactic.

Let's ask the newest member of the Vienna Boys Choir.

28 posted on 05/15/2010 3:36:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I was under the impression that RINOS don’t have them to lose.


29 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:11 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Slings and Arrows

The Arcata Eye’s police blotter is very unique....been a favorite for years.


30 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:16 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Watch out! He’s got backup!


31 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Popman

Only tried them once...

there was a 20 minute span of tremendous discomfort when ya peaked. Other than that, great buzz. That 20 minutes though was enough to sway me from ever tryin’ em again...


32 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:55 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: Slings and Arrows

lol...


33 posted on 05/15/2010 3:38:33 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: sit-rep

Woah! That was a bad trip man!


34 posted on 05/15/2010 3:38:43 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: wardaddy

You are still trying to wash away the memories of your drugged days. LOL


35 posted on 05/15/2010 3:39:32 PM PDT by B4Ranch ("You cannot defeat an enemy you will not define.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Shouldn’t that have been...

...?

36 posted on 05/15/2010 3:39:46 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RegulatorCountry

I just don’t get all of the bad trip nd flashback stuff? Not to confess too much but some of these people must have had some really bad problems before trying LSD.I never have experinced either bad trip or flashbacks but we always knew if we felt or thought something that it wasn’t real. According to what Timothy Leary used to say I would be considered legally insane so I know what I’m talking about.


37 posted on 05/15/2010 3:40:23 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Slings and Arrows

well, potential monsters anyway ... score one for Darwin


38 posted on 05/15/2010 3:41:15 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
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To: Popman

Oh man! LOL Peanutbutter makes you also want to drink massive amounts of beer which combined with the prior makes for one nasty hangover! LOL


39 posted on 05/15/2010 3:41:57 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Popman

The perp started out Crunchy-Style, but now he’s definitely Creamy-Style.


40 posted on 05/15/2010 3:42:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997
Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

If you are removed from the gene pool out of pure stupidity you can win the award.

41 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:24 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: wardaddy

Northern California. I should’ve guessed.


42 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: chris_bdba

I agree... that’s why I’m bettin this is just a scare tactic.

That is of course if the guy took a normal hit. If he took 2 or 3 or more at one time, then all bets are off. Uncharted ground there for me...


43 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:38 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: MileHi

That’s what happens when you buy street drugs. No oversight. We need government to regulate the quality so no one gets hurt! :) /s


44 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:40 PM PDT by halfright (My presidents picture is in the dictionary, next to the word, "rectum".)
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To: upsdriver

Sounds like you’d prefer this idiot to still have his balls... and thus still be able to procreate.

Who’s the real ‘moron’ here?


45 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:46 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: sit-rep
Sounds like a 50’s style scare tactic

Hmmm, I personally knew, (back in the day) a young woman that wiggled her two front teeth out while tripp'n. I don't doubt this story.

46 posted on 05/15/2010 3:46:25 PM PDT by 2aberro
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought RINOs on acid would try to cut out their spine.


47 posted on 05/15/2010 3:46:58 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: sit-rep

I never expericed wanting to hurt myself no matter how much I had but I can’t speak for more than a few at a time.So if he had say 4 I have no idea what happens then....I still don’t think I’d have wanted to purposely hurt myself or thought I had monsters anywhere. Don’t have the equipment he does but don’t think if I did I would’ve thought to do that with them.


48 posted on 05/15/2010 3:47:59 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: sit-rep
That is of course if the guy took a normal hit. If he took 2 or 3 or more at one time, then all bets are off.

Stoner logic does tend to go "If one is good, two is even better."

49 posted on 05/15/2010 3:48:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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Too late.


50 posted on 05/15/2010 3:48:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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