Woman with largest breasts fights for life

Fox News.com ^ | July 14, 2010 | Melissa Wilson

[Daffynition]

A MODEL with the world's largest breasts is fighting for her life after suffering complications following her latest surgery.

Brazilian Sheyla Hershey, who lives in Houston, Texas, contracted a severe staph infection following her most recent breast augmentation procedure in June, myFOXhouston.com reported today.

The infection reached both of Ms Hershey's breasts.

[Daffynition]

>>Her website notes that she is fluent in Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Chinese and English.....<<

............and stupid

[central_va]

Keep us abreast of the situation. Developing into a huge story.

[SonnyBubba]

This should be a interesting thread. C’mon you Freeper ‘pervs.

[NautiNurse]

A titillating story.

[SonnyBubba]

Good one!

[nhoward14]

Basketballs on her chest.

MORON

[VRWCmember]

A dumbass in 5 different languages? Impressive.

[Celerity]

Didn’t the Bible say something about this ?

Oh yes. Deadly sins are Deadly, are they not ?

[The Duke]

This story is busting out all over the Internet!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Staph?

She's done for.

Hope it was worth it, Sweetie.

[BulletBobCo]

Hey Laz!

[MissTed]

Do men really find breasts that fake and that grotesque attractive???? I’m guessing this “model” is really a porn star.

[nhoward14]

She had enough silicone in there to caulk an entire house.

[GreenAccord]

CLEAR!!!!!!

<rubs hands together as if holding an invisible defibrillator>

[gimme1ibertee]

MORON her chest than in her head.
...there! finished it for ya! :)

[NautiNurse]

I’m guessing this “model” is really a porn star.

What were your first two clues to this revelation?

[Daffynition]

Youbetcha. Why anyone would endanger their health to do this needs series intervention.

[jonascord]

Her act consists of crawling out onstage and trying to stand up...

(Rimshot...)

[Perdogg]

I am more of an ass/leg-man myself. I think the latest survey was 25% of men like them big, 25% of men like them small, and 50% it did not matter.

[gimme1ibertee]

The coverage of this story appears to be mountainous!
But,maybe i’m making mountains outta molehills....it certainly appears that her surgeon did!!

[Daffynition]

She's being flown to Twin Peaks for emergency intervention.

[jonascord]

My question is who is the slash happy butcher with surgery privileges that did this to her? He should be doing some time for attempted murder.

[Jack Hydrazine]

She’s not looking for attention. Really, she isn’t!

[CharlesWayneCT]

She does not have the world’s largest breasts.

She has the world’s largest silicone bags planted under her skin, stretching her skin tissue.

It’s not the same thing.

[La Lydia]

OK all you pervs: this one has her beat.

http://myspeech.wordpress.com/2008/10/01/sabrina-la-tetanic-escupio-a-jorge-lafauci-en-pleno-programa/

[N. Theknow]

[silverleaf]

what “medical doctor” would participate in this self-mutilation?

“First do no harm..”

[zerosix]

"Woman with largest breasts fights for life" title incorrect.

Needs to read: "largest implants in breasts" fights for life.

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

She's a vixen fer sure.

[Sopater]

Do men really find breasts that fake and that grotesque attractive????

No, not real men.

[Zman516]

No.

Natural size is best.

[Daffynition]

Smart girl. Expanding her mind like that.

[Onelifetogive]

I think the latest survey was 25% of men like them big, 25% of men like them small, and 50% it did not matter. just like them...

As Ron White says, "If you've seen one breast.....you want to see the rest of 'em..."

[Catphish]

Implants are an instant turn-off to me.

[StormEye]

"Do men really find breasts that fake and that grotesque attractive????"

Speaking for myself, I don't find them in the least attractive. They look freakish, clownish, even hilarious. Sexy --- no.

[sauropod]

Udderly true!

[sauropod]

Answer to your question: No.

[NautiNurse]

My question is who is the slash happy butcher with surgery privileges that did this to her? He should be doing some time for attempted murder.

She reached the Texas maximum allowable silicon limit (1000 cubic cm per breast) following her 8th breast augmentation. Went to Brazil for the 9th surgery.

[Jack Hydrazine]

That commercial is hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHqhiVGcvXU

[wideawake]

Some do. Many of us do not.

[NautiNurse]

Udderly true!

Indeed! :o)

[Pollster1]

The infection reached both of Ms Hershey's breasts.

Poor thing; 60% of her body is infected!

[DollyCali]

Value systems that are questionable often backfire

[Jack Hydrazine]

This is K-T-I-T - KTIT - playing the breast, uh, the best tunes in town!

[domeika]

Related? Not really. But a good enough excuse to post it anyway!

[Daffynition]

It's a trap.

[Phinanceguy]

Thanks, for the mammaries:)

[Phinanceguy]

I prefer Original Equipment, not store bought.

[Daffynition]

Both parties have their priorities screwed up.