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Woman's "loud sex noises" lead to her arrest (Prominent Atheist, In Front of 10-year-Old)
NBC2 ^ | May 05, 2011

Posted on 05/06/2011 1:00:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A prominent Florida atheist activist has been charged with verbally simulating sex in the presence of a 10-year-old neighbor.

Ellen Beth Wachs, 48, was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.

Wachs has been prominent in her opposition to prayer at public meetings and challenged the constitutionality of the sheriff donating jail basketball hoops to Polk County churches.

An arrest affidavit said she was arrested following a Saturday morning dispute with a neighbor.

According to the affidavit, the 10-year-old boy was playing basketball when Wachs yelled through her open bedroom window for him to stop.

The boy was joined outside by his father, who asserted his son's right to play the game.

Wachs then started making moans and other sounds that simulated sex until the boy and his father finally stopped playing basketball and went inside, the affidavit said.

Her attorney, John Ligouri, said he believes his client's prominence as an atheist has simply made her a target.

"I think at a fundamental level this is a reaction to her personal, political or religious positions, and I think that all of this flows from her speaking out in that context," Ligouri said.

Wachs was previously out on bail on a charge she was practicing law without a license.

She was being held Wednesday without bail at the Polk County Jail.

Polk Sheriff Grady Judd and State Attorney Jerry Hill declined comment.

Wachs next court hearing is Friday when her attorney will request a judge to set bail and release her from jail.


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: atheist; atheists; attentionwhore; culturewar; dementalillness; floriduh; hedonism; methhead; napl; narcissism; skank; strippermommy; yuk

1 posted on 05/06/2011 1:00:23 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Well, was she screaming “OH GOD! OH GOD!”?


2 posted on 05/06/2011 1:01:41 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: nickcarraway
I won’t have what she’s having.
3 posted on 05/06/2011 1:03:31 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: nickcarraway

Exceedingly guilty


4 posted on 05/06/2011 1:04:02 PM PDT by SoDak
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To: nickcarraway

There are days when I think too many people live way too close to power lines! (this is one of those days)


5 posted on 05/06/2011 1:04:04 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: nickcarraway

6 posted on 05/06/2011 1:04:14 PM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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To: nickcarraway
Wachs was previously out on bail on a charge she was practicing law without a license.

Fake sex, fake practice of law.

But a real bitch.

7 posted on 05/06/2011 1:05:22 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: nickcarraway

A variety of pictures here: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Ellen+Beth+Wachs&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=629


8 posted on 05/06/2011 1:05:30 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: nickcarraway

I am thinking simulated is about as close as she's gunna get.

9 posted on 05/06/2011 1:06:45 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: nickcarraway
There's always something really funny about pointing out these stories... especially since the atheist crowd likes to constantly tell everyone how better they are than the Christian crowd.

For one thing I never got the need for them to constantly have to reassure themselves of this "fact." But I do get a chuckle out of it nonetheless. :)

10 posted on 05/06/2011 1:06:46 PM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: Puppage

She’s Tom Petty!


11 posted on 05/06/2011 1:07:13 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: nickcarraway
A bouncing basketball could get a bit annoying at 6 a.m. on a Saturday morning. But not nearly as annoying as a neighbor's lawn mower or chain saw.

The noise ordinance in our neighborhood is in effect from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. I would think that's where the investigation should begin, not over some b*tch making moaning sounds. How many decibels were her moaning sounds as compared to the bouncing basketball? There ain't no law against being an atheist b*tch.

12 posted on 05/06/2011 1:07:31 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Do it again, Sam!

Do it again Sam
come to meet me again
do it today
because tomorrow I’ll go away

13 posted on 05/06/2011 1:07:33 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Puppage

14 posted on 05/06/2011 1:09:29 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: ErnBatavia

Touche!


15 posted on 05/06/2011 1:10:12 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Puppage

Are you sure that’s a ‘she’?


16 posted on 05/06/2011 1:11:07 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: Vigilanteman
How many decibels were her moaning sounds as compared to the bouncing basketball?

Might not have been the decibels but the sounds resemblance to a "whinney".

17 posted on 05/06/2011 1:11:30 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Put Obie in a dress and call him "The Last Queen of Scotland".)
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To: nickcarraway

18 posted on 05/06/2011 1:11:58 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: loboinok
Are you sure that’s a ‘she’?

Not entirely, no.

19 posted on 05/06/2011 1:12:58 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: nickcarraway

Godless people are really sick and creepy. I remember a bunch of people claiming to be libertarians threadjacking threads and defending child rape in the privacy of the home about 6 years ago. They were very graphic. The same people made a point of jacking all threads referring to the display of the Ten Commandments. That’s when I stopped coming here so often.


20 posted on 05/06/2011 1:14:42 PM PDT by cake_crumb (Obama=Demon Spawn)
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To: Puppage

Damn, looks like the ugly-truck did a burnout on her face.


21 posted on 05/06/2011 1:15:12 PM PDT by loungitude ( The truth hurts.)
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To: Puppage
"She’s Tom Petty!"

...in too much mascara!

22 posted on 05/06/2011 1:16:17 PM PDT by cake_crumb (Obama=Demon Spawn)
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To: nickcarraway
Her attorney, John Ligouri, said he believes his client's prominence as an atheist has simply made her a target.

LOL. If she was religious, she would have been allowed to make loud sex sounds and not arrested!!! Grasp at anything you can to avoid being accountable for your actions.

23 posted on 05/06/2011 1:22:33 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("The time will come when Winter will ask you what you were doing all Summer" -- Henry Clay)
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To: nickcarraway

They realized she wasn’t a lawyer when she asked for health care coverage for her vibrator. They knew a lawyer would have also asked for damages.


24 posted on 05/06/2011 1:24:07 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Retired Greyhound

WHY????


25 posted on 05/06/2011 1:26:02 PM PDT by MNDude (so that's what they meant by Carter's second term)
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To: SERKIT
Well, was she screaming “OH GOD! OH GOD!”?

She's an atheist. She was just screaming "Oh!"

26 posted on 05/06/2011 1:26:20 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: All

that’s a man, baby!!


27 posted on 05/06/2011 1:29:52 PM PDT by Maverick68
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To: nickcarraway

So this woman wasn’t even having sex? She was making “having sex” noises to rile her neighbors? Nice.


28 posted on 05/06/2011 1:30:32 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: nickcarraway

Looks like a meth head.


29 posted on 05/06/2011 1:36:54 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (The last Democrat worth a damn was Stalin. He purged his whole Party.)
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To: GSWarrior

Sounds like tit for tat. The police should just stay out of a squabble between neighbors. Let me see in my the Florida criminal code. Ah, there it is “Verbally simulating sex in the presence of a 10-year-old neighbor”. However, if in response to a child bouncing a basketball next door, there is no offense. Case closed.


30 posted on 05/06/2011 1:41:16 PM PDT by Eleven Bravo 6 319thID
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To: ErnBatavia

Joan Rivers?


31 posted on 05/06/2011 1:43:04 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: cake_crumb

“Claiming” is the key word there. We zotted quite a few trolls around that time, as I remember.


32 posted on 05/06/2011 1:49:15 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Puppage

She’s petty, anyway.


33 posted on 05/06/2011 2:10:47 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: SERKIT

She was karaokeing the Captain and Toneille [sp.?]. First: “Do it to me one more time”. When that failed: “Muskrat Love”.


34 posted on 05/06/2011 2:13:06 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: pogo101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNhOH4Y0bI&feature=related
35 posted on 05/06/2011 2:15:02 PM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: The Hogwarts of stupid.)
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To: Puppage

Definitely a winner here. Real special gal. Bet she’s a cuddler.


36 posted on 05/06/2011 3:08:33 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: GSWarrior; wagglebee; little jeremiah; DJ MacWoW
So this woman wasn’t even having sex? She was making “having sex” noises to rile her neighbors? Nice.

She was making “having sex” noises at a ten year old child to rile her neighbors.

It was really creepy of you to try to pretend that doesn't matter GSWarrior.

37 posted on 05/06/2011 3:26:22 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: ErnBatavia

Ah Geez... I could have gone all year without viewing that pic! Argh....


38 posted on 05/06/2011 3:38:39 PM PDT by Ex-expromissor (Know Your Enemy)
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To: MrEdd
It was really creepy of you to try to pretend that doesn't matter GSWarrior.

What are you talking about?

39 posted on 05/06/2011 3:54:07 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Secret Agent Man

LOL!


40 posted on 05/06/2011 4:02:50 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: MrEdd
And why did you ping your buddies? If you have something to say, say it to me.

Have you ever heard say someone say "great" when they meant the opposite? Like, "oh great, another bill to pay," for example. They don't mean that it is great. They mean the opposite

Now when I said "Nice" in my post, I really meant "this is not nice all."

Do you understand now? Exactly how dense are you?

41 posted on 05/06/2011 4:03:03 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: ApplegateRanch; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
"Oh random chance! Oh random chance! ohrandomchanceohrandomchanceohrandomchance OH! RANDOM! CHAAAAAAAANCE!"


42 posted on 05/06/2011 11:09:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Oh random chance! Oh random chance! ohrandomchanceohrandomchanceohrandomchance OH! RANDOM! CHAAAAAAAANCE!"

ROFLMAO!!

43 posted on 05/07/2011 12:18:12 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, Slings, but ROFL anyway.


44 posted on 05/07/2011 4:53:04 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Puppage; Lazamataz
I am thinking simulated is about as close as she's gunna get.

I am thinking you are neglecting the Laz factor...

45 posted on 05/07/2011 6:20:48 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 835 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, time to arrest Obama)
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To: GSWarrior
Steady there, the sarcasm doesn't always come through in text.

May I suggest a </sarcasm> tag?

46 posted on 05/07/2011 6:26:56 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 835 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, time to arrest Obama)
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To: Allegra; TheOldLady

I was going to work “quantum fluctuations of the fabric of space-time” in there, but that would have been silly.


47 posted on 05/07/2011 10:01:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Allegra

Showoff.


48 posted on 05/07/2011 10:13:44 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: nickcarraway
I had a buddy who chased a beauty of a gal for a good long time.

When he finally got lucky...he said she made grunting sounds like a linebacker hitting the line at the snap

He said it “killed” it for him.

Good thing a 10 year old wasn't around.

I think all men love encouragement or a cheering section from their lady..something anything beats pillow biting but boy...sex is so complicated and just a hot mess of physical and emotional over heightening...we all do love it though.

An odd note is how many serial killers are homosexual men who were exposed to their moms having sex with men...or maybe even worse stuff.

49 posted on 05/07/2011 10:22:19 AM PDT by wardaddy (ok...Trump beating on Obama---Sarah----Michelle.....any of them are ok for now---tain't picky)
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To: Puppage

Lol...now thats just wrong.


50 posted on 05/24/2011 11:31:03 PM PDT by YoungBlackRepublican
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