Skip to comments.Ohio man arrested for sex act with inflatable pool raft
Posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A repeat public indecency offender from Ohio has been arrested for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft in an alley, police say.
The Hamilton Journal News reports that 32-year-old Edwin Charles Tobergta was detained early on Sunday morning at his home in Hamilton, north of Cincinnati.
According to CBS affiliate WKRC, police were informed of Tobergta's alleged tryst by a witness; the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.
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"Uh, you can keep it."
another Obama voter...
Probably several times.
Was it consensual sex?
the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man’s use of it.
“Uh, you can keep it.”
With big smile, he says “Thanks a million”.
The raft won’t say.
Was the raft inflated at the time, and will it get PTSD counseling? More important, will the raft be able to recover its former life after all this trauma and media attention?
The jury will want to know. Damages may be awarded, making it the most eligible raft in the neighborhood.
I wasn’t going to read this, but...it always intrigues me to hear about the stupid, illogical things that idiots think of doing. And these people vote???!!! You can’t make this stuff up!
Maybe he thought it was a giant condom and he was trying to make himself feel better about his shortcomings.
Wow. You guys are really repressed. Why do you hate?
Why would you stigmatize this simple act of love? Would you really stand between a man and his rubber raft?
Did you learn nothing from the book, Rafts and the Men Who Love Them?
Well one day when MARS (Men Attracted to Rafts Society), gets its way, the stigma of raft loving will be wiped away and those who choose to love rafts will be treated as normal citizens. Just like you and me.
Has Zer0 nominated you for Raftosexual Rights Czar?
Whatever floats yer boat.
Yes. But right now I can’t seem to find my paddle.
It would have been neighborly of him to take up a collection to hire a hooker for this poor bastard or at least buy him one of those inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi's likeness in the face area.................
“Your pool or mine”
Inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi’s likeness.
Now thats over the line. Judge! Can I get a ruling here.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I implore you. Raft loving is one thing. But rubber Pelosi.
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