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Ohio man arrested for sex act with inflatable pool raft
Deccan Chronicle ^ | September 3, 2011

Posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A repeat public indecency offender from Ohio has been arrested for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft in an alley, police say.

The Hamilton Journal News reports that 32-year-old Edwin Charles Tobergta was detained early on Sunday morning at his home in Hamilton, north of Cincinnati.

According to CBS affiliate WKRC, police were informed of Tobergta's alleged tryst by a witness; the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.

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the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.

"Uh, you can keep it."

1 posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
At least he was using a rubber.


2 posted on 09/04/2011 12:21:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

another Obama voter...


3 posted on 09/04/2011 12:21:44 PM PDT by wny
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To: wny

Probably several times.


4 posted on 09/04/2011 12:23:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was it consensual sex?


5 posted on 09/04/2011 12:26:26 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (aka Big Daddy Goo-Goo)
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To: Slings and Arrows

the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man’s use of it.

“Uh, you can keep it.”


With big smile, he says “Thanks a million”.


6 posted on 09/04/2011 12:27:03 PM PDT by unkus
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To: PJ-Comix

The raft won’t say.


7 posted on 09/04/2011 12:27:46 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was the raft inflated at the time, and will it get PTSD counseling? More important, will the raft be able to recover its former life after all this trauma and media attention?

The jury will want to know. Damages may be awarded, making it the most eligible raft in the neighborhood.


8 posted on 09/04/2011 12:29:30 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
Laz would inflate it.


9 posted on 09/04/2011 12:30:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It is a cute raft, actually.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wasn’t going to read this, but...it always intrigues me to hear about the stupid, illogical things that idiots think of doing. And these people vote???!!! You can’t make this stuff up!


10 posted on 09/04/2011 12:31:24 PM PDT by CitizenM (Obama's legacy will be to be remembered as The architect of American Decline)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe he thought it was a giant condom and he was trying to make himself feel better about his shortcomings.


11 posted on 09/04/2011 12:33:44 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wow. You guys are really repressed. Why do you hate?
Why would you stigmatize this simple act of love? Would you really stand between a man and his rubber raft?

Did you learn nothing from the book, Rafts and the Men Who Love Them?
Well one day when MARS (Men Attracted to Rafts Society), gets its way, the stigma of raft loving will be wiped away and those who choose to love rafts will be treated as normal citizens. Just like you and me.


12 posted on 09/04/2011 12:35:23 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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To: barstoolblues

Has Zer0 nominated you for Raftosexual Rights Czar?


13 posted on 09/04/2011 12:36:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mardi59

14 posted on 09/04/2011 12:38:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whatever floats yer boat.


15 posted on 09/04/2011 12:41:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes. But right now I can’t seem to find my paddle.


16 posted on 09/04/2011 12:42:39 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.

It would have been neighborly of him to take up a collection to hire a hooker for this poor bastard or at least buy him one of those inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi's likeness in the face area.................

17 posted on 09/04/2011 12:46:58 PM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
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To: unkus

“Your pool or mine”

:0


18 posted on 09/04/2011 12:50:37 PM PDT by corlorde (NH)
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To: corlorde

LOL!


19 posted on 09/04/2011 12:54:18 PM PDT by unkus
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To: varon

Inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi’s likeness.

Now thats over the line. Judge! Can I get a ruling here.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I implore you. Raft loving is one thing. But rubber Pelosi.


20 posted on 09/04/2011 12:54:57 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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To: varon

Inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi’s likeness.

Now thats over the line. Judge! Can I get a ruling here.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I implore you. Raft loving is one thing. But rubber Pelosi.


21 posted on 09/04/2011 12:55:07 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe he thought the raft needed a “mast”.


22 posted on 09/04/2011 12:55:36 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: varon

That ain’t her face.


23 posted on 09/04/2011 1:04:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Braggart.


24 posted on 09/04/2011 1:05:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I was wondering why this was a crime and was speculating that he was doing it in public when I read the sentence, the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.

And started thinking that it was a shame the owner didn't have a pellet gun.

Buy your own sex toys! Sheesh how cheap can you be?

25 posted on 09/04/2011 1:18:29 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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26 posted on 09/04/2011 1:21:24 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Turgid Waters)
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To: Slings and Arrows

27 posted on 09/04/2011 1:39:58 PM PDT by Morgana (I don't speak much...............but when I do....)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Maybe he was Scottish.


28 posted on 09/04/2011 1:41:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe if it was an inflatable sheep.....

Note the above was joke and not meant to offend Scots in any way. Okay maybe a little bit

29 posted on 09/04/2011 1:48:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A lesson in the importance of prepositions.He thought raft sex meant sex with rather than on a raft.


30 posted on 09/04/2011 1:49:03 PM PDT by chuckee
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To: Slings and Arrows
Given the topic, and that it involves a nautical pastime, this sounds like a good time to recall the infamous passage from Herman Melville's novel about some whale or other (chapter cxv):

Sideways lashed in each of her three basketed tops were two barrels of sperm; above which, in her top-mast cross-trees, you saw slender breakers of the same precious fluid; and nailed to her main truck was a brazen lamp.

<snip>

Not only had barrels of beef and bread been given away to make room for the far more valuable sperm, but additional supplemental casks had been bartered for, from the ships she had met; and these were stowed along the deck, and in the captain's and officers' staterooms.

<snip>

it was humorously added, that the cook had clapped a head on his largest boiler, and filled it; that the steward had plugged his spare coffee-pot and filled it; that the harpooneers had headed the sockets of their irons and filled them; that indeed everything was filled with sperm, except the captain's pantaloons pockets, and those he reserved to thrust his hands into, in self- complacent testimony of his entire satisfaction.

Top that!

Cheers!

31 posted on 09/04/2011 2:00:54 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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NOT what is meant by “white water” rafting....


32 posted on 09/04/2011 2:02:06 PM PDT by mikrofon (Nobody will want to be in his jury pool...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like Dave Barry :

The study of wine is called oenology, which sounds like an unnatural sex act.

      POLICE OFFICER: Your honor, we caught this man committing oenology with a parking meter.

      JUDGE: Lock him up.

Cheers!

33 posted on 09/04/2011 2:09:23 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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34 posted on 09/04/2011 2:10:35 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: cripplecreek
"Brokeback Fountain"
35 posted on 09/04/2011 2:11:42 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They sell those ?


36 posted on 09/04/2011 2:24:31 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did the raft complain?

What’s the problem?

/S


37 posted on 09/04/2011 2:25:24 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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"Did the raft complain? What’s the problem?"

No problem. They can even get married if they want - and if you disagree you are a bigot.
Then the raft would qualify for health care benefits with Obamacare - if the raft is here illegally, then it can go to college for free, too - I think this raft guy just might be on to something............

38 posted on 09/04/2011 3:05:48 PM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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39 posted on 09/04/2011 3:12:15 PM PDT by death2tyrants
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To: Charles Henrickson

That raft was just asking for it.


40 posted on 09/04/2011 3:13:13 PM PDT by linn37
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To: Slings and Arrows
Looks innocent enuf. Ruff.


41 posted on 09/04/2011 5:22:11 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

You know the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says “Hey you, get off my cloud!”

A Scotsman says “Hey MacLeod, get off my ewe!”


42 posted on 09/04/2011 5:31:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

Labs will mate with anything.


43 posted on 09/04/2011 5:37:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Sounds like the Scottish version of Blade Runner:

Do Scotsmen Dream of Inflatable Sheep?

Cheers!

44 posted on 09/04/2011 5:56:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Whois slippin'...almost 50 posts and no mug shots yet? :)


45 posted on 09/04/2011 6:01:15 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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Hoo boy, I can hear the banjos from here.


46 posted on 09/04/2011 6:11:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Hoo boy, I can hear the banjos from here.

I can hear the meth cooking from here.

47 posted on 09/05/2011 5:04:22 AM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It was a pink raft. So at least he was straight.


48 posted on 09/05/2011 9:54:24 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Ayup, nothing queer about him.


49 posted on 09/05/2011 10:37:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hey, it happens.


50 posted on 09/05/2011 10:39:37 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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