Sex Strike -- Women United For Reproductive Rights

sexstrike.org via Instapundit ^ | March 9, 2012 | Annette Maxberry-Carrara

[grey_whiskers]

Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --

IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED

SO ARE YOURS

APRIL 28 – MAY 5, 2012

Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.

How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:

1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.

2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.

3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.

[grey_whiskers]

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

Which one came first, the birdcage or the bird? *PING*

[JRandomFreeper]

Works for me.

I knew celibacy would come in handy, someday. ;)

I shall also continue to ignore all whining, bitching, and screeching.

/johnny

[jmacusa]

What I find amusing is that almost all of these women and their ‘’reproductive rights’’ nonsense don’t have kids.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOL! Thank you so much for your delightful essay-post, dear grey_whiskers!

[lonestar]

Many women are political morons and vote for morons!

[TigersEye]

Fail #4: April 28 - May 5. Eight whole days? That's it?

Fail #5: Only P-whipped liberal metrosexual guys affected. The rest of us will be sure to be compassionate towards them and offer them a Midol for their pain.

[grey_whiskers]

BTW, what of those sexual strikers who happen to be on their period during that week. How can anyone tell?

BTW, if a woman temporarily stops putting out, is she still a slut?

...and just THINK of all the money saved on contraceptions: At $3000 / 3 years (Fluck math), that's $1000 / yr or about $20 / week.

Maybe all the participants can chip in and make a donation to save Carbonite.

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

BTW, did anyone ever tell these intellectual giants that those who are most likely to approve of Limbaugh are conservatives: and therefore, most likely already *MARRIED* and unlikely to be getting any from such sluts anyway?

*crickets*

[fini]

Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED

SO ARE YOURS***

LYSYSTRATA REDUX by Aristophanes?

[Wpin]

What a minute...I thought the left believed that abstinence was not possible!!! Were they actually lying???

[massmike]

Eight whole days? That's it?

Fluke will never last.........

[Wpin]

“Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.”

I think these are the same women who proudly did the “slut walk” thing...kind of says it all if you think about it...

[TigersEye]

It falls to conservative women to counter this brazen Marxist attack on our essential liberties. Ladies,! you must pleasure your men like you never have before. You and your hubbies/bfs/guys you’ve had your eye on should take vacation time if you have to and lock yourselves away from April 28th to May 5th and make sure this liberal madness is soundly defeated.

[Vince Ferrer]

So no sex anymore, but the attention whoring goes on nonstop.

[Scotswife]

liberals refusing to have sex?

Now that’s a cause I can support!

[Scotswife]

and many women are astute political geniuses and vote against socialism! ;)

[grey_whiskers]

That's doubtless what they're AIMING for, but Lysistrata asked for women to deny their HUSBANDS. These are sluts, so I figured Clymenestra was a better role model: and since she ended up having her husband *killed* instead of just crossing her legs (which is a better fit to the spirit of "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle) I figured I'd better reference her.

The "remember, don't wriggle" *was* a reference to Lysistrata though, for those whose iron feminine will fails in the test.

Cheers!

[JRandomFreeper]

The liberal left decided that teaching the classics was wrong, somehow. Latin and Greek are difficult, I suppose.

So they miss a lot of history.

Which is fine with me. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

/johnny