Nude Maid Service Draws Police Scrutiny in Texas City

ABC Morning America ^ | April 11, 2012 | Suzan Clark

[Young Werther]

A West Texas entrepreneur has taken maid service to the next level.

Patrons who are willing to pony up $100 an hour can have their houses cleaned by a scantily clad, topless or totally naked woman. And for an extra $50 per hour, clients of Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock will have two women clean house.

[Young Werther]

Owner Melissa Borrett, 26, said Tuesday night that she started the service in mid-February because she was struggling to make ends meet as a waitress.

Make Ends Meet Hubba Hubba

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Here, Here, I’ll hold the ladder while you clean the gutters.

[clamper1797]

Pics ? We need to get to the naked truth of this matter ...

[Lady Lucky]

What good is that? They can still steal your diamonds.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Stay tuned to keep abreast of further developments.

[bassmaner]

TTIUWOP

[goseminoles]

Her job is being stripped from her. Oh the huge manatee.

[wyokostur]

$100.00 per hour to clean....sex for free

[trailhkr1]

Pics ? We need to get to the naked truth of this matter ...

Pics are on the site. They are all strippers you can tell or at least I can. I would never trust them in my house.

[txrangerette]

They have bodyguards with them.

That’s what I heard on the news.

Most of Lubbock won’t take kindly to her business, even though your type would.

[Jack Hydrazine]

How much of a discount will Laz receive if he orders 10 of them?

[NativeSon]

as long as I'm not subsidizing this business, knock yourselves out.

...but I wouldn't be surprised if they got some kind of "sustainability grant"

[AdamBomb]

I hope she doesn’t blow all of the money

[wyokostur]

“my type”???

[El Gato]

I would never trust them in my house.

the idea is that you are supposed to watch them, whether or not you trust them.

[TexasCajun]

Don't get all excited, Melissa is a double-bagger, coyote ugly Occu-Pooper!

Check out her facebook page if she has not deleted it.

[Daus]

Come on people... They are just working their way though nursing school!

[Jack Burton007]

Heck, I have some pipes they can clean. It might take two to do a good job though.

[Huskrrrr]

Each maid has the Bill Clinton seal of approval.

[READINABLUESTATE]

In before the Helen Thomas pic.

[Syntyr]

Hey Honey I just looked at the bill for maid service this week... and I noticed they billed us 8 hours for 2 maids. Our place is only 1500 square feet. I could clean it in 2 hours myself... How did this happen? You said you would watch them to make sure they didn’t slack off. What happened?

Well babe they were working really fast but the place was REALLY DIRTY....

[TheThirdRuffian]

They are all VERY GUILTY.

I’d have to have someone clean the house after they clean. Nasty.

[FrdmLvr]

Pretty seedy looking. Are these “out to pasture” strippers?

[Vendome]

Dem Women dunn gone to seed.

They couldn’t pay me $100 an hour to be anywhere near them.

They seem more like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s type.

[massgopguy]

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a menial
Constantly congenial
and quieter than a mouse

Oh oh wouldn’t she be delicious
tidying up the dishes, neat as a pin
Oh oh wouldn’t she be delightful
sweeping out...sleeping in

Fluttering up the stairway
Shuttering up the windows
Cluttering up the bedroom
Buttering up the master
Puttering all around the house
the house...the house...the house.................

[Meet the New Boss]

In another thread this “struggling waitress” was outed as an “Occupy Wall Street” activist. And judging by the pictures, it would be surprising if she gets much business from this.

This is just the latest variation on the far Left’s drumbeat that capitalism forces women to become prostitutes, etc.

[central_va]

Nude Maid Service Draws Police Scrutiny in Texas City

Nude maid service. Is there any other kind?

[tired&retired]

Here is the link:... too funny

http://www.lubbockfantasymaidservice.com/#!pics

[section9]

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What is seen, cannot be unseen!

[Salgak]

Really. After looking at that site, I’m GLAD nobody invoked the “pics or it didn’t happen” rule. The maids are nothing to phone home about. . .

[tired&retired]

“The maids are nothing to phone home about. . .”

They are related to Helen Thomas!

[Sequoyah101]

Lubbock is waaaay out on the plains. It gets really lonely at Texas Tech.

[Jeff Chandler]

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Laz's Maid

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[Yorlik803]

“If a whore had a heart of gold they would probably sell it”: Richard Burton