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Nude Maid Service Draws Police Scrutiny in Texas City
ABC Morning America ^ | April 11, 2012 | Suzan Clark

Posted on 04/11/2012 10:00:02 AM PDT by Young Werther

A West Texas entrepreneur has taken maid service to the next level.

Patrons who are willing to pony up $100 an hour can have their houses cleaned by a scantily clad, topless or totally naked woman. And for an extra $50 per hour, clients of Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock will have two women clean house.

(Excerpt) Read more at gma.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: hot
Owner Melissa Borrett, 26, said Tuesday night that she started the service in mid-February because she was struggling to make ends meet as a waitress.

Make Ends Meet Hubba Hubba

1 posted on 04/11/2012 10:00:12 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

Here, Here, I’ll hold the ladder while you clean the gutters.


2 posted on 04/11/2012 10:02:27 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Young Werther

Pics ? We need to get to the naked truth of this matter ...


3 posted on 04/11/2012 10:03:45 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Hoping to have some change left)
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To: Young Werther

What good is that? They can still steal your diamonds.


4 posted on 04/11/2012 10:04:52 AM PDT by Lady Lucky (Romney, the pink slime of presidential politics.)
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To: clamper1797

Stay tuned to keep abreast of further developments.


5 posted on 04/11/2012 10:05:05 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Young Werther

TTIUWOP


6 posted on 04/11/2012 10:05:31 AM PDT by bassmaner (Hey commies: I am a white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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To: clamper1797

Her job is being stripped from her. Oh the huge manatee.


7 posted on 04/11/2012 10:05:32 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Young Werther

$100.00 per hour to clean....sex for free


8 posted on 04/11/2012 10:05:51 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: clamper1797
Pics ? We need to get to the naked truth of this matter ...

Pics are on the site. They are all strippers you can tell or at least I can. I would never trust them in my house.

9 posted on 04/11/2012 10:08:10 AM PDT by trailhkr1 (All you need to know about Zimmerman, innocent = riots, manslaughter = riots, guilty = riots)
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To: wyokostur

They have bodyguards with them.

That’s what I heard on the news.

Most of Lubbock won’t take kindly to her business, even though your type would.


10 posted on 04/11/2012 10:10:27 AM PDT by txrangerette ("HOLD TO THE TRUTH...SPEAK WITHOUT FEAR" - Glenn Beck)
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To: Young Werther

How much of a discount will Laz receive if he orders 10 of them?


11 posted on 04/11/2012 10:13:01 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Young Werther
as long as I'm not subsidizing this business, knock yourselves out.

...but I wouldn't be surprised if they got some kind of "sustainability grant"

12 posted on 04/11/2012 10:13:21 AM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Young Werther

I hope she doesn’t blow all of the money


13 posted on 04/11/2012 10:14:48 AM PDT by AdamBomb
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To: txrangerette

“my type”???


14 posted on 04/11/2012 10:14:48 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: trailhkr1
I would never trust them in my house.

the idea is that you are supposed to watch them, whether or not you trust them.

15 posted on 04/11/2012 10:15:17 AM PDT by El Gato ("The second amendment is the reset button of the US constitution"-Doug McKay)
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To: Young Werther
Don't get all excited, Melissa is a double-bagger, coyote ugly Occu-Pooper!

Check out her facebook page if she has not deleted it.

16 posted on 04/11/2012 10:19:20 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Young Werther

Come on people... They are just working their way though nursing school!


17 posted on 04/11/2012 10:22:45 AM PDT by Daus
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To: Young Werther

Heck, I have some pipes they can clean. It might take two to do a good job though.


18 posted on 04/11/2012 10:23:02 AM PDT by Jack Burton007 (This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.)
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To: Young Werther

Each maid has the Bill Clinton seal of approval.


19 posted on 04/11/2012 10:24:42 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: bassmaner

In before the Helen Thomas pic.


20 posted on 04/11/2012 10:25:23 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
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To: Young Werther

Hey Honey I just looked at the bill for maid service this week... and I noticed they billed us 8 hours for 2 maids. Our place is only 1500 square feet. I could clean it in 2 hours myself... How did this happen? You said you would watch them to make sure they didn’t slack off. What happened?

Well babe they were working really fast but the place was REALLY DIRTY....


21 posted on 04/11/2012 10:30:43 AM PDT by Syntyr (Happiness is two at low eight!)
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To: Young Werther

They are all VERY GUILTY.

I’d have to have someone clean the house after they clean. Nasty.


22 posted on 04/11/2012 10:31:27 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (I will never vote for Romney. Ever.)
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To: Young Werther

Pretty seedy looking. Are these “out to pasture” strippers?


23 posted on 04/11/2012 10:35:11 AM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: Young Werther

Dem Women dunn gone to seed.

They couldn’t pay me $100 an hour to be anywhere near them.

They seem more like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s type.


24 posted on 04/11/2012 10:40:38 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: FrdmLvr

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a menial
Constantly congenial
and quieter than a mouse

Oh oh wouldn’t she be delicious
tidying up the dishes, neat as a pin
Oh oh wouldn’t she be delightful
sweeping out...sleeping in

Fluttering up the stairway
Shuttering up the windows
Cluttering up the bedroom
Buttering up the master
Puttering all around the house
the house...the house...the house.................


25 posted on 04/11/2012 10:46:39 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Young Werther

In another thread this “struggling waitress” was outed as an “Occupy Wall Street” activist. And judging by the pictures, it would be surprising if she gets much business from this.

This is just the latest variation on the far Left’s drumbeat that capitalism forces women to become prostitutes, etc.


26 posted on 04/11/2012 10:57:42 AM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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To: Young Werther
Nude Maid Service Draws Police Scrutiny in Texas City

Nude maid service. Is there any other kind?

27 posted on 04/11/2012 11:26:39 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Young Werther

Here is the link:... too funny

http://www.lubbockfantasymaidservice.com/#!pics


28 posted on 04/11/2012 11:26:39 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: tired&retired
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What is seen, cannot be unseen!


29 posted on 04/11/2012 11:32:47 AM PDT by section9
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To: tired&retired

Really. After looking at that site, I’m GLAD nobody invoked the “pics or it didn’t happen” rule. The maids are nothing to phone home about. . .


30 posted on 04/11/2012 11:33:22 AM PDT by Salgak
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To: Salgak

“The maids are nothing to phone home about. . .”

They are related to Helen Thomas!


31 posted on 04/11/2012 11:43:08 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: Salgak

Lubbock is waaaay out on the plains. It gets really lonely at Texas Tech.


32 posted on 04/11/2012 12:57:52 PM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: Lazamataz
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Laz's Maid

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33 posted on 04/13/2012 5:59:43 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This place is nuts.)
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To: trailhkr1
“If a whore had a heart of gold they would probably sell it”: Richard Burton
34 posted on 04/22/2012 12:38:09 AM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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