Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops

The Local ^ | 12 Apr 12

[nickcarraway]

A desperate man in Munich fled onto a balcony and called police for protection after his insatiable companion on a one-night stand refused to let him leave her flat, police said on Thursday.

The 43-year-old man had met a woman four years his senior in a bar in the southern German city on Monday and she took him back to her apartment for sex, a police spokesman said in a statement.

"There they had sexual intercourse several times," the spokesman said.

"When the 47-year-old wanted even more, her partner said no."

The man then tried to leave the apartment but the woman prevented him from escaping and demanded he have sex with her again.

"Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment," the spokesman said.

"But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police."

The woman "then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful".

She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.

[liberalh8ter]

She must have had one of those 4 hour erections we're always being warned about.

[Doofer]

I don’t believe the story for some reason.

[MV=PY]

Sandra Fluke’s on spring break!

[Red Badger]

Some women are never satisfied.......

[TigersEye]

Some Guys Have All The Luck ... and then call the police about it.

[max americana]

Sandra Fluke was in Germany?

[vbmoneyspender]

Typical Laz. Never around when he’s needed.

[liberalh8ter]

Yeah and she probably thinks we should pay for the trip, too.

[ThunderSleeps]

I know just what he needs - a 5 hr energy drink and a 20mg Levitra... ;-)

Oh, and maybe a tad more common sense than to engage in one night stands...

[ThunderSleeps]

That’s ‘cause the police will take photos and file a report. How else is he going to get his buddies to believe it?

[jonrick46]

Good night! The man must be an idiot. An easy phone call to his buddies would have brought in reinforcements.

[odds]

LOL! Too funny

[wardaddy]

Sounds like fembot.....we are better than you.....agitprop

An extreme exception

Like 95 pound firewomyn carrying 250 men thru flames

Or Laura Croft

Fantasies told over and over become the reality

The Narrative

Women make the best SEALS and carrier fighter pilots and LRRP soldiers

And so forth

[TigersEye]

LOL Ah, very clever. I still have much to learn. - signed Grasshopper

[a fool in paradise]

"MAKE IT STOP!!!!"

[Doogle]

[ApplegateRanch]

Dear Penthouse Adviser,
You will not believe my problem, but this really happened to me, while recently visiting Munich....

[Lazamataz]

Typical Laz. Never around when he’s needed.

I'm here, and all I have to say is, I LEFT HER SATISFIED.

[ApplegateRanch]

"There they had sexual intercourse several times," ... he complied with the woman's wishes another few times ... and demanded even more sex from him ... then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity

Sounds like she could take on The L.A. Lakers single handed, and win.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Writing a daily column is like being married to a nymphomaniac: For the first couple of weeks it's fun."
--Lewis Grizzard

[Only Sane Man]

Guilty or Not Guilty?

[TigersEye]

We should recruit her and send her in against Al-Qaeda.

[BigCinBigD]

The last time a German got that worked up. France got invaded.

[RegulatorCountry]

She’s 47 and got picked up by a stranger in a bar for sex. If the description is accurate, the sort of frantic activity that ensued is indicative of meth usage.

Somethimg tells me that beer goggles played no small role in the whole sordid tangle. A 47 year old meth head trolling bars for sex ain’t going to be pretty. A German one is likely to be more on the scary side. She likely isn’t fat, maybe that made her stand out, lol.

It’s probably all made up to cover for the male refusing to pay though, imho.

[ApplegateRanch]

Now that would really be “undercover” work!

[Liberty Valance]

[mylife]

I love Lewis Grizzard

RIP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUKPmKKVq1k

[mylife]

LOL!

[Slings and Arrows]

Lewis Grizzard was awesome. He died much too young.

[Slings and Arrows]

Me too.

Thanks for the link!

[eyedigress]

Sometimes “Enough is NOT Enough” I guess. (The wild look let’s you know) :^)

[mylife]

LOL!

[mylife]

Way to young

[mylife]

Split yer sides alaughin

[Liberty Valance]

RIP Mr Grizzard.

[Publius6961]

I don’t believe the story for some reason.

Who says you can't make up stuff like this?

Q.E.D.

[mylife]

"Sometimes enough is enough and you just need some sleep"

Oh who am I kidding?!!!

[Tainan]

He’s just bragging.

[martin_fierro]

Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops

Ich bn ein decliner.

[elcid1970]

I keep reading & rereading his last work “It Wasn’t Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun”. Lewis was a feminist’s worst nightmare, somebody who laughed at them.

Hard to believe it’s eighteen years already.

[maddog55]

So the first several times it’s just sex but after that it becomes sexual assualt.

[JRios1968]

[TADSLOS]

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much
vitamin E I can get my hands on.

[andy58-in-nh]

LOL. That's the first thing I thought of as well...

[pcottraux]

Lewis Grizzard was a legend where I’m from...I didn’t discover him until after he died (I was only 9 when it happened), and started reading some of his books out of curiosity. There’s also an archive of every column he ever wrote on-line...

Man, if only he was alive today...I can’t imagine what a field day he’d be having with Obama-land.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

“What does the note say?”

“Meet me in my dwessing woom.”

[jdsteel]

Laz, your tag line takes on new meaning in this thread! ; )

[Future Snake Eater]

This lady was making a German spectacle of herself...

[mylife]

Grizzard was a Georgia bulls kinda guy, and Im a damn yankee but he made me laugh real hard.
I never knew my kin from the south harbored resentments
until he explained it to me LOL!

You might also like Patrick F. Mcmanus even if he's a Damn Yankee..

A Fine And Pleasant Misery