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Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops
The Local ^ | 12 Apr 12

Posted on 04/14/2012 11:08:02 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 04/14/2012 11:08:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
She must have had one of those 4 hour erections we're always being warned about.
2 posted on 04/14/2012 11:11:01 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: nickcarraway

I don’t believe the story for some reason.


3 posted on 04/14/2012 11:12:45 PM PDT by Doofer (Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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To: nickcarraway

Sandra Fluke’s on spring break!


4 posted on 04/14/2012 11:16:43 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Doofer

Some women are never satisfied.......


5 posted on 04/14/2012 11:17:27 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: nickcarraway
Some Guys Have All The Luck ... and then call the police about it.
6 posted on 04/14/2012 11:19:49 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: liberalh8ter

Sandra Fluke was in Germany?


7 posted on 04/14/2012 11:33:20 PM PDT by max americana
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To: nickcarraway

Typical Laz. Never around when he’s needed.


8 posted on 04/14/2012 11:33:31 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
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To: max americana
Yeah and she probably thinks we should pay for the trip, too.
9 posted on 04/14/2012 11:36:46 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: nickcarraway
I know just what he needs - a 5 hr energy drink and a 20mg Levitra... ;-)

Oh, and maybe a tad more common sense than to engage in one night stands...

10 posted on 04/14/2012 11:39:44 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: TigersEye

That’s ‘cause the police will take photos and file a report. How else is he going to get his buddies to believe it?


11 posted on 04/14/2012 11:40:48 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: nickcarraway

Good night! The man must be an idiot. An easy phone call to his buddies would have brought in reinforcements.


12 posted on 04/14/2012 11:47:11 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Countdown to 11-06-2012)
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To: nickcarraway

LOL! Too funny


13 posted on 04/14/2012 11:48:31 PM PDT by odds
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds like fembot.....we are better than you.....agitprop

An extreme exception

Like 95 pound firewomyn carrying 250 men thru flames

Or Laura Croft

Fantasies told over and over become the reality

The Narrative

Women make the best SEALS and carrier fighter pilots and LRRP soldiers

And so forth


14 posted on 04/14/2012 11:48:33 PM PDT by wardaddy (I am a social conservative. My political party left me(again). They can go to hell in a bucket.)
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To: ThunderSleeps

LOL Ah, very clever. I still have much to learn. - signed Grasshopper


15 posted on 04/14/2012 11:58:12 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; JoeProBono
"MAKE IT STOP!!!!"


16 posted on 04/15/2012 12:02:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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17 posted on 04/15/2012 12:10:20 AM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: nickcarraway

Dear Penthouse Adviser,
You will not believe my problem, but this really happened to me, while recently visiting Munich....


18 posted on 04/15/2012 12:14:40 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: vbmoneyspender
Typical Laz. Never around when he’s needed.

I'm here, and all I have to say is, I LEFT HER SATISFIED.

19 posted on 04/15/2012 12:22:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: TigersEye; Slings and Arrows
"There they had sexual intercourse several times," ... he complied with the woman's wishes another few times ... and demanded even more sex from him ... then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity

Sounds like she could take on The L.A. Lakers single handed, and win.

20 posted on 04/15/2012 12:22:52 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"Writing a daily column is like being married to a nymphomaniac: For the first couple of weeks it's fun."
--Lewis Grizzard


21 posted on 04/15/2012 12:25:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Doofer

Guilty or Not Guilty?


22 posted on 04/15/2012 12:36:58 AM PDT by Only Sane Man
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To: ApplegateRanch

We should recruit her and send her in against Al-Qaeda.


23 posted on 04/15/2012 12:37:00 AM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: nickcarraway

The last time a German got that worked up. France got invaded.


24 posted on 04/15/2012 12:37:14 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: Only Sane Man

She’s 47 and got picked up by a stranger in a bar for sex. If the description is accurate, the sort of frantic activity that ensued is indicative of meth usage.

Somethimg tells me that beer goggles played no small role in the whole sordid tangle. A 47 year old meth head trolling bars for sex ain’t going to be pretty. A German one is likely to be more on the scary side. She likely isn’t fat, maybe that made her stand out, lol.

It’s probably all made up to cover for the male refusing to pay though, imho.


25 posted on 04/15/2012 12:46:32 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: TigersEye

Now that would really be “undercover” work!


26 posted on 04/15/2012 12:48:38 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Slings and Arrows

27 posted on 04/15/2012 1:01:18 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I love Lewis Grizzard

RIP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUKPmKKVq1k


28 posted on 04/15/2012 1:05:31 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Liberty Valance

LOL!


29 posted on 04/15/2012 1:07:01 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Liberty Valance

Lewis Grizzard was awesome. He died much too young.


30 posted on 04/15/2012 1:08:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mylife

Me too.

Thanks for the link!


31 posted on 04/15/2012 1:10:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

Sometimes “Enough is NOT Enough” I guess. (The wild look let’s you know) :^)


32 posted on 04/15/2012 1:11:34 AM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: jonrick46

LOL!


33 posted on 04/15/2012 1:15:02 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Way to young


34 posted on 04/15/2012 1:17:55 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Split yer sides alaughin


35 posted on 04/15/2012 1:19:00 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

RIP Mr Grizzard.


36 posted on 04/15/2012 1:24:27 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Doofer
I don’t believe the story for some reason.

Who says you can't make up stuff like this?

Q.E.D.

37 posted on 04/15/2012 1:54:13 AM PDT by Publius6961 ("It's easy to make promises you can't keep" - B.H.Obama Feb 23, 2012)
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"Sometimes enough is enough and you just need some sleep"

Oh who am I kidding?!!!

38 posted on 04/15/2012 2:15:51 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s just bragging.


39 posted on 04/15/2012 3:36:35 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops

Ich bn ein decliner.

40 posted on 04/15/2012 4:06:09 AM PDT by martin_fierro (DO. NOT. WANT.)
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To: Liberty Valance

I keep reading & rereading his last work “It Wasn’t Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun”. Lewis was a feminist’s worst nightmare, somebody who laughed at them.

Hard to believe it’s eighteen years already.


41 posted on 04/15/2012 4:37:56 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
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To: nickcarraway

So the first several times it’s just sex but after that it becomes sexual assualt.


42 posted on 04/15/2012 4:49:13 AM PDT by maddog55 (OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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43 posted on 04/15/2012 5:32:31 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: nickcarraway

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much
vitamin E I can get my hands on.


44 posted on 04/15/2012 5:47:05 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Romney crowd is stinking up FR. This place needs an enema.)
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To: TADSLOS
LOL. That's the first thing I thought of as well...


45 posted on 04/15/2012 5:57:07 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Liberty Valance; mylife; Slings and Arrows

Lewis Grizzard was a legend where I’m from...I didn’t discover him until after he died (I was only 9 when it happened), and started reading some of his books out of curiosity. There’s also an archive of every column he ever wrote on-line...

Man, if only he was alive today...I can’t imagine what a field day he’d be having with Obama-land.


46 posted on 04/15/2012 6:08:51 AM PDT by pcottraux
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To: TADSLOS

“What does the note say?”

“Meet me in my dwessing woom.”


47 posted on 04/15/2012 6:18:21 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, your tag line takes on new meaning in this thread! ; )


48 posted on 04/15/2012 6:41:57 AM PDT by jdsteel (Give me freedom, not more government.)
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To: TADSLOS

This lady was making a German spectacle of herself...


49 posted on 04/15/2012 6:50:34 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (If we had a President, he'd look like Newt.)
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To: pcottraux
Grizzard was a Georgia bulls kinda guy, and Im a damn yankee but he made me laugh real hard.
I never knew my kin from the south harbored resentments
until he explained it to me LOL!

You might also like Patrick F. Mcmanus even if he's a Damn Yankee..

A Fine And Pleasant Misery

50 posted on 04/15/2012 6:52:49 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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