Posted on 04/27/2012 8:30:17 PM PDT by Delta 21
SAN DIEGO — At the San Diego Petting Zoo, a North County brothel wherein both the rooms and the girls are decorated in wild animal themes, Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar stroked a "cheetah," patted a "snake", and shared a platform with a "peacock."
After that, he met with local sex tourism and adult business leaders to get some feedback on the Obama Administration's push to create jobs by growing American sex tourism.
Salazar wants more foreign visitors to come to the Petting Zoo, as well as the rest of America's sexual playgrounds. He was in San Diego yesterday to gather facts about promoting sex tourism (and maybe have a little naughty fun while he was at it).
Salazar said his goal was simple: To make the U.S. the top travel destination in the world for well-heeled sexual adventurers.
"For too long," he said, "cities like Thailand's Pattaya; Bahrain's Manama, and Brazil's Rio De Janeiro have been the go-to locations for the world's rapacious rich. America, once the acknowledged world leader in gorgeous, talented escorts, has seen its international standing slip."
"In some cases," he continued, "we have even seen our abundant natural resources leaving the country through outsourcing, or 'sex trafficking.' The sad fact is that today, if you want to experience a really good Venus Flytrap, you're probably better off slipping over the border into TJ."
Salazar says $150 million has been set aside to promote what he called "American Sexcellence.""So from the San Diego Petting Zoo, to New York's notorious Manhattan Club to New Orleans' Bourbon Street Beauties to Hollywood's Struggling Actress Depot," he said, "we are a place people want to come to satisfy their unholy fleshy desires."
Salazar is part of a task force that will soon report to the president. Preliminary goals include finding ways to loosen age requirements and attract tourists from developing countries like China and Brazil.
"We have to accept that we are part of a global economy," he said. "We can no longer afford to just go it alone, setting the age of consent at 18 and ignoring the demographic and economic realities of the developing world. I'm not saying we need to be putting 12-year-old boys to work, but I am saying that there is room for innovation and the free exchange of ideas - the kind of innovation that made America great."
Barack Obama's sex tourism initiative was first announced in January at Walt Diznee Fantasy World in Orlando, Florida.
This is satire, no?
Tentatively named Technical Weapons And Training (TWAT) Center, it will be ground zero for Secret Service personnel.
A second highly specialized not-so-secret service, tentatively named PUNTA (Professional UNit, Technical Assessment) construct teams of Secret Service co-opted female agents from Latin America.
Ms Nepolitano has stressed hands-on management by her office.
The thing is...these Secret Service guys gave away precious US dollars to foreign hookers....there should have been a US law that they could only spend money on American hookers....the good ole fashion way. Let’s put American hookers back to work.
I was looking for Clemens, too :)
That was alotta unfunny...
With this Administration, the lines ‘tween fact and satire get blurry. ;-)
Didnt mean to give you a headache. It had me reeling to the first 3 times I read it.
I believe this could be true.
Its been a long while since I posted anything and this one had me hook line and sinker. I just had to share.
I had to double check could not believe that this wasn’t from The Onion
Beats me... double entendre fully intended
This is satire, no?
Well the healine ran under an banner that stated Almost Factual News.
Like everything else in Americathe Hookers are expensive.
You can get the Klapp much cheaper in most foreign countries.
Like everything else in America the Hookers are expensive.
You can get the Klapp much cheaper in most foreign countries.
I call bull, with all due respect to the OP.
Satire should please be identified as such.
There’s simply no way, the government nannies in the Peoples Republic of California would allow anything so libertarian as a brothel to operate in the state.
Unless of course, it was homos.
I think I liked it better when Klintoon was in office.
Yeah we need to put teenagers to work, but make pimps and whores out of them, God Forbid.
I wonder if Salazar and Obama will put their Wives and daughters and grand Grand daughters in the brothels? well only if they lose the high paying jobs they now have.
Just more of the hate and destroy America crap.
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