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Breaking News: JR is using a language analyzer to zot trolls!
Shhhh! It's a secret. | 5/14/2012

Posted on 05/14/2012 11:42:53 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan

"I was zotted and came back, then zotted again and came back, then hit again and came back and finally just got bored with the constantly hypocritical stances and didn't return after my last zot. The interesting thing is that JR tipped his hand in zotting me. I know for a fact that he's using a language analyzer program, as my IP was continually changing thanks to a few perks I have from my employer."


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It must be true ... because I read it at TOS. /s
1 posted on 05/14/2012 11:42:58 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: Jim Robinson

What I want to know is why you haven’t sold that fabulous technology for a cool million? What’s wrong with you anyway? /s

Bwahahahahaha!


2 posted on 05/14/2012 11:44:50 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

what?

what is TOS?

what is a language analyzer?


3 posted on 05/14/2012 11:46:38 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Could it possibly have something to do with what you post???


4 posted on 05/14/2012 11:46:50 PM PDT by Bellflower (The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
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To: Bellflower

Those aren’t my words.


5 posted on 05/14/2012 11:52:06 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

IBTZ


6 posted on 05/14/2012 11:55:17 PM PDT by lmr
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To: BuckeyeTexan

This so makes me want to Ph@rt.


7 posted on 05/14/2012 11:55:59 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
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To: mamelukesabre

I read this comment at another site and spit Dr. Pepper all over my cell phone. It was too dang funny not to share. I posted it in the SBR on the off chance that the mods will let us have some sorely needed fun, but I wouldn’t blame them for pulling it.

A language analyzer? The poster thinks JR has written software to scan his posts and then zot him - repeatedly, apparently.


8 posted on 05/14/2012 11:58:08 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Yeah, I see the quote now myself. Who said that? The heavy dose of aluminum foil there suggests it may be someone who subscribes to conspiracy theories.


9 posted on 05/14/2012 11:58:30 PM PDT by lmr
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To: lmr

Seriesly? You think I penned that insanity? Come on.


10 posted on 05/14/2012 11:59:57 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Don't **** with Texas

11 posted on 05/15/2012 12:00:43 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Bookmark
12 posted on 05/15/2012 12:03:32 AM PDT by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

That’s hilarious!!!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 05/15/2012 12:06:00 AM PDT by Bradís Gramma (PRAY for this country like your life depends on it......because it DOES!)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

They come from the land of ice and snow...


14 posted on 05/15/2012 12:08:08 AM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: lmr; uamadan; Brucifer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DJ3VADc7I
John Denver - Back Home Again


15 posted on 05/15/2012 12:08:13 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

what is TOS?


16 posted on 05/15/2012 12:08:22 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: BuckeyeTexan

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's St. Pancake.

17 posted on 05/15/2012 12:10:47 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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To: Ronin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
Viking Kittens - Immigrant Song


18 posted on 05/15/2012 12:10:54 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Maybe it’s a disgronifier...


19 posted on 05/15/2012 12:13:28 AM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
..as my IP was continually changing thanks to a few perks I have from my employer."

Including goofing off at work?

20 posted on 05/15/2012 12:14:30 AM PDT by expat1000
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Seriesly? You think I penned that insanity? Come on.

Well, when I looked at your profile, I was sure you didn't, but in my defense, you didn't attribute the quote to anyone nor did you preface it. It took me less than 20 seconds to figure it out, though. My first comment was shot from the hip. It looks like it grazed you. Sorry.
21 posted on 05/15/2012 12:18:06 AM PDT by lmr
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To: BuckeyeTexan
I know for a fact that he's using a language analyzer...

Oh yeah, you better believe they have one. I've seen a photo of it myself:


(A FR Moderator, operating the Language Analyzer.)

22 posted on 05/15/2012 12:18:37 AM PDT by Semper Mark (Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?)
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To: Ronin

Or maybe it’s two apes playing whack-a-mole? Ya never know how accurately those apes can predict a troll. I hope the mods are feedin’ ‘em well and takin’ ‘em out for walks once in a while.


23 posted on 05/15/2012 12:20:35 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: lmr

No worries. I knew you’d figure it out. :)


24 posted on 05/15/2012 12:21:41 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Wow. If only he’d learned it can’t penetrate tinfoil.

It might have protected him.


25 posted on 05/15/2012 12:23:29 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Markos33

Damn! Yer gunna give up all of our secrets. Now they know what she looks like.


26 posted on 05/15/2012 12:23:37 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

:-P


27 posted on 05/15/2012 12:25:24 AM PDT by lmr
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To: Not now, Not ever!

Run away! Run away!


28 posted on 05/15/2012 12:26:01 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Does it look something like this?


29 posted on 05/15/2012 12:27:16 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Markos33

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/04/can-an-algorithm-write-a-better-news-story-than-a-human-reporter/all/1


30 posted on 05/15/2012 12:27:25 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

31 posted on 05/15/2012 12:29:43 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan; jmaroneps37

I don’t know what you are talking about, but you’ve certainly given someone fodder.


32 posted on 05/15/2012 12:30:19 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dfwgator

Yep. I’m pretty sure the first keyword for which it searches is ...

Ovaltine


33 posted on 05/15/2012 12:31:38 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Liberty Valance

Right on.


34 posted on 05/15/2012 12:32:18 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: cynwoody

Wow. Well, we know it could write better news articles than ABCNBCCBSCNN.


35 posted on 05/15/2012 12:43:22 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan; All

Thanks for the laughs...


36 posted on 05/15/2012 12:44:03 AM PDT by ssschev
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To: Markos33

Hey! That’s my Mom!


37 posted on 05/15/2012 12:46:54 AM PDT by dr_lew
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Well it’s on the Internet. Guess it’s true.

Who’dduh thunk?


38 posted on 05/15/2012 12:50:52 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: lmr; BuckeyeTexan

LOL


39 posted on 05/15/2012 12:51:38 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Seriously?

LOL

Stoopit.


40 posted on 05/15/2012 12:52:41 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: BuckeyeTexan; mamelukesabre
"A language analyzer?"

FR has lots of language analyzers. They're called "members."

I'm one, and knew as soon as I clicked on the link to your post that you were throwing out some much-needed levity.

Thanks for this, FRiend.

41 posted on 05/15/2012 12:54:50 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Vendome

42 posted on 05/15/2012 12:56:58 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: mamelukesabre

The other site.


43 posted on 05/15/2012 12:58:44 AM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome
some much-needed levity.

Do you feel like this lately too?

44 posted on 05/15/2012 1:05:37 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

you mean like backed up against a wall and the claws are bare?/s


45 posted on 05/15/2012 1:12:12 AM PDT by ssschev
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To: BuckeyeTexan

You’re funnier than that...


46 posted on 05/15/2012 1:25:02 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
"Do you feel like this lately too?"

Big time. Did you see this thread?

Some folks need to just


47 posted on 05/15/2012 1:38:56 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Markos33

My, a wire less unit.


48 posted on 05/15/2012 1:44:00 AM PDT by Domangart
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To: Vendome
Sheesh! It's 3:30 AM. Whaduhya expect? ;p

Okay, how about this one? Better?


49 posted on 05/15/2012 1:45:45 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Sweet!

2am my time. Gonna check out soon.


50 posted on 05/15/2012 1:48:50 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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