Breaking News: JR is using a language analyzer to zot trolls!

Shhhh! It's a secret. | 5/14/2012

[BuckeyeTexan]

"I was zotted and came back, then zotted again and came back, then hit again and came back and finally just got bored with the constantly hypocritical stances and didn't return after my last zot. The interesting thing is that JR tipped his hand in zotting me. I know for a fact that he's using a language analyzer program, as my IP was continually changing thanks to a few perks I have from my employer."

[BuckeyeTexan]

It must be true ... because I read it at TOS. /s

[BuckeyeTexan]

What I want to know is why you haven’t sold that fabulous technology for a cool million? What’s wrong with you anyway? /s

Bwahahahahaha!

[mamelukesabre]

what?

what is TOS?

what is a language analyzer?

[Bellflower]

Could it possibly have something to do with what you post???

[BuckeyeTexan]

Those aren’t my words.

[lmr]

IBTZ

[Not now, Not ever!]

This so makes me want to Ph@rt.

[BuckeyeTexan]

I read this comment at another site and spit Dr. Pepper all over my cell phone. It was too dang funny not to share. I posted it in the SBR on the off chance that the mods will let us have some sorely needed fun, but I wouldn’t blame them for pulling it.

A language analyzer? The poster thinks JR has written software to scan his posts and then zot him - repeatedly, apparently.

[lmr]

Yeah, I see the quote now myself. Who said that? The heavy dose of aluminum foil there suggests it may be someone who subscribes to conspiracy theories.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Seriesly? You think I penned that insanity? Come on.

[Liberty Valance]

Don't **** with Texas

[moose07]

Bookmark

[Brad’s Gramma]

That’s hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[Ronin]

They come from the land of ice and snow...

[Liberty Valance]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DJ3VADc7I
John Denver - Back Home Again

[mamelukesabre]

what is TOS?

[2ndDivisionVet]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's St. Pancake.

[Liberty Valance]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
Viking Kittens - Immigrant Song

[Ronin]

Maybe it’s a disgronifier...

[expat1000]

..as my IP was continually changing thanks to a few perks I have from my employer."

Including goofing off at work?

[lmr]

Seriesly? You think I penned that insanity? Come on.

Well, when I looked at your profile, I was sure you didn't, but in my defense, you didn't attribute the quote to anyone nor did you preface it. It took me less than 20 seconds to figure it out, though. My first comment was shot from the hip. It looks like it grazed you. Sorry.

[Semper Mark]

I know for a fact that he's using a language analyzer...

Oh yeah, you better believe they have one. I've seen a photo of it myself:

(A FR Moderator, operating the Language Analyzer.)

[BuckeyeTexan]

Or maybe it’s two apes playing whack-a-mole? Ya never know how accurately those apes can predict a troll. I hope the mods are feedin’ ‘em well and takin’ ‘em out for walks once in a while.

[BuckeyeTexan]

No worries. I knew you’d figure it out. :)

[F15Eagle]

Wow. If only he’d learned it can’t penetrate tinfoil.

It might have protected him.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Damn! Yer gunna give up all of our secrets. Now they know what she looks like.

[lmr]

:-P

[BuckeyeTexan]

Run away! Run away!

[dfwgator]

Does it look something like this?

[cynwoody]

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/04/can-an-algorithm-write-a-better-news-story-than-a-human-reporter/all/1

[BuckeyeTexan]

[dixiechick2000]

I don’t know what you are talking about, but you’ve certainly given someone fodder.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Yep. I’m pretty sure the first keyword for which it searches is ...

Ovaltine

[BuckeyeTexan]

Right on.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Wow. Well, we know it could write better news articles than ABCNBCCBSCNN.

[ssschev]

Thanks for the laughs...

[dr_lew]

Hey! That’s my Mom!

[Vendome]

Well it’s on the Internet. Guess it’s true.

Who’dduh thunk?

[Vendome]

LOL

[Vendome]

Seriously?

LOL

Stoopit.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"A language analyzer?"

FR has lots of language analyzers. They're called "members."

I'm one, and knew as soon as I clicked on the link to your post that you were throwing out some much-needed levity.

Thanks for this, FRiend.

[BuckeyeTexan]

[re_nortex]

The other site.

[BuckeyeTexan]

some much-needed levity.

Do you feel like this lately too?

[ssschev]

you mean like backed up against a wall and the claws are bare?/s

[Vendome]

You’re funnier than that...

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"Do you feel like this lately too?"

Big time. Did you see this thread?

Some folks need to just

[Domangart]

My, a wire less unit.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Sheesh! It's 3:30 AM. Whaduhya expect? ;p

Okay, how about this one? Better?

[Vendome]

Sweet!

2am my time. Gonna check out soon.