Ron Jeremy Hospitalized—In Critical Condition with Heart Aneurysm

Thirty Mile Zone ^ | 1/30/2013 10:07 AM PST | (TMZ Staff)

[Olog-hai]

Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart, TMZ has learned.

Ron’s manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star and discovered the aneurysm. …

[Gaffer]

Despite the very strong temptation I’ll not make the joke. I wish him well and a speedy recovery.

[Perdogg]

Isn’t he a Freeper?

[ZX12R]

It drained too much blood from his heart.

[Hardraade]

Ron was a freeper once, I think.

[Puppage]

[humblegunner]

Serves him right, he’s far too cocky.

[BipolarBob]

Normally I would ask him “How’s it hanging” but I’ll resist.

[mnehring]

Ping

[slumber1]

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse

[Lazamataz]

Hope he doesn’t die, that’s gonna take TWO caskets.

[AJFavish]

I’d like to see his nurse.

[steve86]

I have a wish but it isn’t for a speedy recovery.

[Mr. K]

While it would be great if he was a freeper and in any case I am sure no one wishes him ill, his chosen prfession is not exactly ‘conservative’

Hopefully he is a fiscal and government conservative at least. We can all agree to disagree if we have to on his private life and occupation

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Bloomberg about Biden says it all.

[Jyotishi]

> Ron’s manager, Mike Esterman...

He has a manager? What does he manage?

[Jyotishi]

> Ron’s manager, Mike Esterman...

He has a manager? What does he manage?

[Revolting cat!]

Evidently, he limped to the hospital on his own. It must of been hard!

[ArrogantBustard]

I have a wish but it isn’t for a speedy recovery.

A speedy repentance?

[US Navy Vet]

Ron Jeremy, he DEFINATLY knows the “ups and downs” and “ins and outs”!

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Boy, that guy’s really got a heart on.

[Revolting cat!]

With heart problems it’s important to come early. To the ER that is.

[apillar]

I Don't know Ron Jeremy's religious affiliation, but if he is Muslim, and he dies, he should get 72 virgins, or as he calls it “a pretty average Friday night”. RIMSHOT!

[Sybeck1]

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:ronjeremy/index?brevity=full;tab=comments

Been a while

[ßuddaßudd]

I would rather that POS BHO die and we get a holiday!

[bigheadfred]

I heard it was close. They thought Rigor Mortis had already started to set in.

Keep a stiff...upper lip...there Jermy.

[Revolting cat!]

With cases such as this, you must admit that there is definitely a shortage of available acceptable puns. If only it had happened near the Niagara Falls.

[Robe]

HIS VEIN BROKE ??????

[Hawk1976]

.....must resist joke about ugly skanks everywhere saddened...

[DwFry]

If he’s an organ donor, better lock the gate. Might be a stampede.

[trapped_in_LA]

“I Don’t know Ron Jeremy’s religious affiliation, but if he is Muslim, and he dies, he should get 72 virgins, or as he calls it “a pretty average Friday night”. RIMSHOT!”

He’s Jewish.

[supremedoctrine]

“What does he manage?”
———he manages to get laid every so often due to his
client’s connections and outstanding bills.

[BlueLancer]

"He’s Jewish."

That means he gets an assortment of 72 Fran Dreschers and Joan Rivers ....

[b4its2late]

He was banned and his account suspended. Must’ve been too cocky or pulling a lot of boners on FR....

[fieldmarshaldj]

Prayers for Mr. Jeremy.

[Vinnie]

He’s Jewish.

How do you know that?
Oh, yeah.:^)

[coop71]

You’re saying you wish BHO would die? That’s completely inappropriate. Watch what you say.

[Responsibility2nd]

Hope he doesn’t die, that’s gonna take TWO caskets.

Not necessarily...

[NFHale]

Damn!!!!

My Role Model!!!!!!!!!

Get Well, Hedgehog!!!!

[GraceG]

While it would be great if he was a freeper and in any case I am sure no one wishes him ill, his chosen prfession is not exactly ‘conservative’

Hopefully he is a fiscal and government conservative at least. We can all agree to disagree if we have to on his private life and occupation

I have a LOT of respect for People who work inthe sex industry compared to politicians, at least they KNOW they are pimps, whores, protisitutes and pornographers!

[markman46]

he might have been banned for who he is and what he does for a living.. just saying

[Jyotishi]

> I would rather that POS BHO die...

Mortal death happens to everyone. Of course, Hussein’s cult members consider him to be immortal.

[meatloaf]

Yeah, but what if his soul goes to heaven instead

[SeminoleCounty]

You know there is some nurse that is gonna peak under the sheets

[trapped_in_LA]

“How do you know that?”

Actually read part of his autobio at the book store while waiting for my wife to finish shopping. Why? Just hoping to pick up some tips from a pro ... ;)

[ThE_RiPpEr.]

I always thought Ron Jeremy was “too big to fail”?

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

He’s Jewish.

[Lurker]

I actually got to spend one of the more memorable weekends of my life in the company of Mr. Jeremy and a couple of his lady friends. He’s a very nice man and extremely intelligent. I wish him a speedy and complete recovery.

[dmz]

Isn’t he a Freeper?

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Somebody certainly used that handle here on FR, and claimed to be Ron, but it could have been Tiger Woods for all we know.

He frequented the latter day crevo threads and I seem to rememmber him getting a time out,if not an out and out ban, for posting the cartoon of a dinosaur eating animals on Noah’s Ark.

[mowowie]

Despite his occupation Ron is not evil.
I’m praying he recovers.