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Taliban to Send Peace-Keeping Advisers to Chicago
The People's cube ^ | 2/5/2013, | Igor Toutellalai

Posted on 02/14/2013 2:14:10 AM PST by cunning_fish

As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt, the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by sending a group of 400 battle-hardened Taliban peacekeepers to the U.S. city of Chicago, to help pacify one of the most violent regions in the Great Plains area of the North American continent.

With many years of combat experience in violent areas of their own country and having fought rebels, insurgents, villagers, urban militias, rival drug lords, as well as Soviet and American occupying forces on foot, horses, camels, donkeys, and trucks, they may be just what the Chicago city officials need to pacify their own population and bring the recently publicized murder rate under control.

Details as to the logistical challenges have yet to be worked out, but already many US officials are expressing support for the idea.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: chicago; corruption; crime; democrats; humor; islam; obama; politics

1 posted on 02/14/2013 2:14:15 AM PST by cunning_fish
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Taliban and Chicago gang bangers would quickly form an alliance. The mass media would announce it as a ‘surprising’ development.


2 posted on 02/14/2013 2:23:31 AM PST by STYRO (War sucks. Living in slavery sucks even worse.)
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Obama has been taking orders from the Taliban for years. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had helped the Taliban to make connections with his favored gang bangers.


3 posted on 02/14/2013 2:29:41 AM PST by Pollster1
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To: cunning_fish
many US officials are expressing support for the idea

many US officials are treasonous bass turds. i hope someone is compiling a list of all these many officials.

4 posted on 02/14/2013 2:30:13 AM PST by Movemout ( all it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to look away and do nothing-FUBO)
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To: Movemout

I am fascinated with the idea of using goats as a municipal
improvement project. maybe they could test fire it in DC.


5 posted on 02/14/2013 2:43:40 AM PST by Movemout ( all it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to look away and do nothing-FUBO)
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I am fascinated with the idea of using goats as a municipal improvement project. maybe they could test fire it in DC.

I think the call girls/boys would revolt if someone brought in that much competition.

6 posted on 02/14/2013 2:49:32 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: cunning_fish
Great satire, BTW.

The scary part is that any more satire is being overrun by the truth on a daily basis.

7 posted on 02/14/2013 2:51:08 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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Indeed it is hard to tell satire from truth these days with the current regime in charge. Just wait a few days and it may come true...lol


8 posted on 02/14/2013 3:09:56 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: cunning_fish

I love TPC! Haha,I just posted on my FB page.


9 posted on 02/14/2013 3:10:24 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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To: cunning_fish
The Taliban and “peacekeeping” in the same headline— a creative irony to be sure.

The Islamonazi carved in stone agenda of CONVERT MURDER or ENSLAVE the infidel in the name of Islam is, to any rational man, a demonic design and anachronistic anathema to civilized humanity...

...but damn it if this evil incarnate does not have the best albeit most perfidious, PR departments on earth and so many powerful useful idiot allies!

10 posted on 02/14/2013 3:11:32 AM PST by Happy Rain
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400??? Did I read that right?


11 posted on 02/14/2013 3:35:30 AM PST by dubyajam (t "Life is Hard ... It's Even Harder When you're Stupid" --- John Wayne)
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Do you think it’s not enough?


12 posted on 02/14/2013 3:44:43 AM PST by cunning_fish
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peace keeping advisers = street agitators


13 posted on 02/14/2013 3:56:22 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: cunning_fish

Our government does not want Chicago cleaned up.


14 posted on 02/14/2013 3:59:25 AM PST by Venturer
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Misleading headline....it makes it sound as though they’re on the way, yet it’s just talk


15 posted on 02/14/2013 4:28:43 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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Chicago and the Taliban. That’s rich.


16 posted on 02/14/2013 5:22:37 AM PST by bgill
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To: cunning_fish

lolz


17 posted on 02/14/2013 5:57:43 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: cunning_fish

Before the Taliban arrive in Chi-town, maybe Illnois might want to re-think that homo “marriage” legislation.


18 posted on 02/14/2013 6:28:11 AM PST by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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When words just aren't enough.....

.....send in community organizers ver. 2.0 :


19 posted on 02/14/2013 6:38:43 AM PST by haffast (Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Abe Lincoln)
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Let’s just hope those Tali- organizers receive hazardous duty pay pulling duty in a gun free hostile fire zone...


20 posted on 02/14/2013 6:46:15 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: cunning_fish

I say do it! Let’s have some fun!


21 posted on 02/14/2013 7:52:59 AM PST by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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