Skip to comments.Taliban to Send Peace-Keeping Advisers to Chicago
Posted on 02/14/2013 2:14:10 AM PST by cunning_fish
As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt, the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by sending a group of 400 battle-hardened Taliban peacekeepers to the U.S. city of Chicago, to help pacify one of the most violent regions in the Great Plains area of the North American continent.
With many years of combat experience in violent areas of their own country and having fought rebels, insurgents, villagers, urban militias, rival drug lords, as well as Soviet and American occupying forces on foot, horses, camels, donkeys, and trucks, they may be just what the Chicago city officials need to pacify their own population and bring the recently publicized murder rate under control.
Details as to the logistical challenges have yet to be worked out, but already many US officials are expressing support for the idea.
(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...
Taliban and Chicago gang bangers would quickly form an alliance. The mass media would announce it as a ‘surprising’ development.
Obama has been taking orders from the Taliban for years. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had helped the Taliban to make connections with his favored gang bangers.
many US officials are treasonous bass turds. i hope someone is compiling a list of all these many officials.
I am fascinated with the idea of using goats as a municipal
improvement project. maybe they could test fire it in DC.
I think the call girls/boys would revolt if someone brought in that much competition.
The scary part is that any more satire is being overrun by the truth on a daily basis.
Indeed it is hard to tell satire from truth these days with the current regime in charge. Just wait a few days and it may come true...lol
I love TPC! Haha,I just posted on my FB page.
The Islamonazi carved in stone agenda of CONVERT MURDER or ENSLAVE the infidel in the name of Islam is, to any rational man, a demonic design and anachronistic anathema to civilized humanity...
...but damn it if this evil incarnate does not have the best albeit most perfidious, PR departments on earth and so many powerful useful idiot allies!
400??? Did I read that right?
Do you think it’s not enough?
peace keeping advisers = street agitators
Our government does not want Chicago cleaned up.
Misleading headline....it makes it sound as though they’re on the way, yet it’s just talk
Chicago and the Taliban. That’s rich.
Before the Taliban arrive in Chi-town, maybe Illnois might want to re-think that homo “marriage” legislation.
.....send in community organizers ver. 2.0 :
Let’s just hope those Tali- organizers receive hazardous duty pay pulling duty in a gun free hostile fire zone...
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