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Man Calls Solihull Police to Complain About Prostitute's Looks
BBC ^ | 13 June 2013

Posted on 06/14/2013 3:53:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.

West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed.

Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.

West Midlands Police said the man had claimed he met the woman in a hotel car park.

"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said.

"When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police."

'It was unbelievable' During the call, the man can be heard to say: "I've arranged a meeting with her, but beforehand I've asked her for an honest description, otherwise when I get there I'm not going to use her services.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.co.uk ...


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This is just mean. I bet he's a real prince charming.
1 posted on 06/14/2013 3:53:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=972hw9_-fEA


2 posted on 06/14/2013 3:56:42 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: nickcarraway

I was pretty surprised when I ordered my Pocket Hose and two midget hookers showed up.


3 posted on 06/14/2013 3:57:50 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: nickcarraway

That people are this dumb and trust gov this much is one reason why morons the world over keep allowing government to grow and so destroy the planet


4 posted on 06/14/2013 3:58:48 PM PDT by Democrat_media (IRS rigged election for Obama and democrats by shutting down tea party)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL!!!


5 posted on 06/14/2013 3:59:19 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: nickcarraway
"wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

Dry British wit?

6 posted on 06/14/2013 4:05:22 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: nickcarraway

Bet the hooker didn’t think john was Prince Charming, either


7 posted on 06/14/2013 4:09:08 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Don't Blame Me For La Raza Rubio....I Voted For Alex Snitker)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
Don't you hate when food doesn't look the same as it does on the menu?


8 posted on 06/14/2013 4:21:00 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise

um.... eww


9 posted on 06/14/2013 4:31:59 PM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: nickcarraway
Actually if she looked like this he could have had a case for attempted murder by fright.


10 posted on 06/14/2013 4:41:06 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: cripplecreek

LMAO


11 posted on 06/14/2013 4:46:41 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: nickcarraway
...breaching the Sale of Goods Act.

She wasn't selling a good, she was providing a service.

There is no product that the man leaves with and the woman parts with, except for maybe some microbes that he wasn't expecting.

-PJ

12 posted on 06/14/2013 4:46:53 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: nickcarraway

He needs to move to Texas.


13 posted on 06/14/2013 5:09:32 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: nickcarraway

There more pints at the hotel bar and he’d have gotten the results he was looking for.


14 posted on 06/14/2013 5:21:51 PM PDT by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
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To: nickcarraway

caveat emptor


15 posted on 06/14/2013 5:23:33 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: nickcarraway

Stupid people are everywhere. lol.


16 posted on 06/14/2013 5:24:28 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: a fool in paradise

We need a picture of him and her to make sure one doesn’t out score the other. I suspect he’s very close to the real Arby’s sandwich and she’s the Wendy’s salad.


17 posted on 06/14/2013 6:24:12 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: nickcarraway

I'd complain too if this 2 bit whore showed up at my hotel room door.

18 posted on 06/14/2013 6:38:53 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

The people of South Carolina understand - they're very dissatisfied with this prostitute.



19 posted on 06/14/2013 9:19:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Democrat_media

That people are this dumb and trust gov this much is one reason why morons the world over keep allowing government to grow and so destroy the planet


You got that right, it is hard to believe this is something that is not just made up.

But then why not ? we have people posting peoples pictures here on freeper, which is acting just like little ten year old kids.

I can understand it but it is too personal, that is why i do not send my photo out on this dammed internet, some one would be using it in their garden to keep the birds away.


20 posted on 06/15/2013 3:12:30 AM PDT by ravenwolf
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The news item doesn’t mention the name of either party in the dispute.

It is possible that this is a manufactured news item as are the hundreds of urban legends that editors repeatedly run as news items because they make good fodder. They’ve run them for decades and not all of them can be that stupid to fall for old myths.


21 posted on 06/15/2013 6:21:50 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise

You are most likely right, they have to drum up some reason for being needed, just like about every thing else in this so called educated society.


22 posted on 06/15/2013 8:07:06 AM PDT by ravenwolf
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