Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself

news.com.au ^ | July 15, 2013

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A MAN was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.

The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.

The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous.

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It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are the black snake or desert cobra, the horned desert viper, the Palestinian viper which is the most common poisonous snake in Israel, the saw-scaled viper, or the false horned viper.

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It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are...the Palestinian viper

You can identify them by their little bomb belts.

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The poor thing just wanted to be a mohel.

[chemicalman]

Reminds me of the joke: “Go ask the doctor what to do!”

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“He said you’re gonna die.”

[Winstons Julia]

The one eyed trouser snake meets its nemesis.

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The article did say that snakes are very territorial.

[The Cajun]

Remember that one also, "Doc says you're gunna die Chester".

Whole bunch of Marshal Dillon, Chester and Miss. Kitty jokes which can't be told here.

[wardaddy]

Vipers and adders

Neither friendly fellow

[wardaddy]

Vipers and adders

Neither friendly fellow

[Bullish]

Oh Gawd! Not again!

[Slings and Arrows]

Not even ven they vash the vindows?

[Mark17]

The article did say that snakes are very territorial.

LOL. What a load of shiite, or at least that is all this snake is ever going to get.

[BigCinBigD]

Doctor say you gona die Kemosabe...

[nickcarraway]

Let me guess, the snake wanted to be a mohel and this was his first hiss?

Especially is if was this snake:Jewish Viper’s Price Rises Due to “Black Magic” in Iraq

[Salamander]

The guy left out the part where the snake offered him a bouquet of flowers, first.

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No dinner?

[shibumi]

There are so many ways to go with this.

It’s one for the “Punctured Pecker Ping List.”

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I don't know - did it daven before its meal?

[Slings and Arrows]

It’s one for the “Punctured Pecker Ping List.”

Martin Fierro has the Mangled Genitals Ping List. (When he's not dead, of course.)

[shibumi]

I just knew there had to be something like that around here.

I wonder if Martin has seen this one?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3040034/posts

(I hear they have an opening for an experienced Mohel.)

[Main Street]

‘Man’s penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself’

I hate when that happens!

[Gaffer]

Wouldn’t you be if something were trying to take a dump in your swimming pool?

[Salamander]

[Salamander]

Eeeeeeeeeeeek!

LOVE THAT!

[Salamander]

Meh...you could have worse days.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110521081030/warriorsofmyth/images/1/14/DnD_Medusa.jpg

:)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself

If I was him, I'd stick with that story.

[verga]

Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[IYAS9YAS]

Good day to stay in bed...

Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes!?!

[Slings and Arrows]

Hmmm...where’s Carl Rowan when we need him?

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Hey, I like Hot Pockets too.

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Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?

People these days got no manners. (Or headline-writing skills.)

[dixiechick2000]

I did not know there was a “Mangled Genitals” ping list.

Would you please add me.

;o)

[martin_fierro]

I did not know there was a “Mangled Genitals” ping list.

It doesn't come up very often.

Just because.

[dixiechick2000]

LOLOL!

Seriously, guys...........LOLOL!

Still...add me. ;-)