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Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself
news.com.au ^ | July 15, 2013

Posted on 07/16/2013 12:37:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A MAN was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.

The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.

The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous.

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It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are the black snake or desert cobra, the horned desert viper, the Palestinian viper which is the most common poisonous snake in Israel, the saw-scaled viper, or the false horned viper.

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: israel; napl
It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are...the Palestinian viper

You can identify them by their little bomb belts.

1 posted on 07/16/2013 12:37:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The poor thing just wanted to be a mohel.


2 posted on 07/16/2013 12:38:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Reminds me of the joke: “Go ask the doctor what to do!”


3 posted on 07/16/2013 12:45:12 AM PDT by chemicalman (The more support I see,the harder I want to work,and the more determined I am not to let folks down.)
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To: chemicalman

“He said you’re gonna die.”


4 posted on 07/16/2013 12:45:39 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The one eyed trouser snake meets its nemesis.


5 posted on 07/16/2013 12:46:01 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Winstons Julia

The article did say that snakes are very territorial.


6 posted on 07/16/2013 12:47:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; chemicalman
Remember that one also, "Doc says you're gunna die Chester".

Whole bunch of Marshal Dillon, Chester and Miss. Kitty jokes which can't be told here.

7 posted on 07/16/2013 12:50:58 AM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Vipers and adders

Neither friendly fellow


8 posted on 07/16/2013 12:56:48 AM PDT by wardaddy (the next Dark Ages are coming as Western Civilization crumbles with nary a whimper)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Vipers and adders

Neither friendly fellow


9 posted on 07/16/2013 12:57:41 AM PDT by wardaddy (the next Dark Ages are coming as Western Civilization crumbles with nary a whimper)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh Gawd! Not again!


10 posted on 07/16/2013 1:01:57 AM PDT by Bullish
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To: wardaddy

Not even ven they vash the vindows?


11 posted on 07/16/2013 1:02:36 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The article did say that snakes are very territorial.

LOL. What a load of shiite, or at least that is all this snake is ever going to get.

12 posted on 07/16/2013 1:03:36 AM PDT by Mark17 (My body is in California, but my heart is in the Philippines.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Doctor say you gona die Kemosabe...
13 posted on 07/16/2013 1:06:26 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Let me guess, the snake wanted to be a mohel and this was his first hiss?

Especially is if was this snake:Jewish Viper’s Price Rises Due to “Black Magic” in Iraq

14 posted on 07/16/2013 1:14:55 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

The guy left out the part where the snake offered him a bouquet of flowers, first.


15 posted on 07/16/2013 1:25:24 AM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Salamander
No dinner?


16 posted on 07/16/2013 1:31:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander

There are so many ways to go with this.

It’s one for the “Punctured Pecker Ping List.”


17 posted on 07/16/2013 1:33:55 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway
I don't know - did it daven before its meal?
18 posted on 07/16/2013 1:34:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi; martin_fierro
It’s one for the “Punctured Pecker Ping List.”

Martin Fierro has the Mangled Genitals Ping List. (When he's not dead, of course.)

19 posted on 07/16/2013 1:35:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

I just knew there had to be something like that around here.

I wonder if Martin has seen this one?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3040034/posts

(I hear they have an opening for an experienced Mohel.)


20 posted on 07/16/2013 1:51:31 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

‘Man’s penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself’

I hate when that happens!


21 posted on 07/16/2013 2:34:53 AM PDT by Main Street (Stuck in traffic.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wouldn’t you be if something were trying to take a dump in your swimming pool?


22 posted on 07/16/2013 2:48:24 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: shibumi

23 posted on 07/16/2013 3:02:28 AM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Eeeeeeeeeeeek!

LOVE THAT!


24 posted on 07/16/2013 3:03:03 AM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Main Street; shibumi

Meh...you could have worse days.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110521081030/warriorsofmyth/images/1/14/DnD_Medusa.jpg

:)


25 posted on 07/16/2013 3:08:16 AM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself

If I was him, I'd stick with that story.

26 posted on 07/16/2013 3:28:26 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?
27 posted on 07/16/2013 5:15:00 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; GQuagmire; IYAS9YAS; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

28 posted on 07/16/2013 7:42:24 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Salamander
Good day to stay in bed...

Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes!?!

29 posted on 07/16/2013 8:06:42 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: Gaffer

Hmmm...where’s Carl Rowan when we need him?


30 posted on 07/16/2013 10:20:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

Hey, I like Hot Pockets too.


31 posted on 07/16/2013 10:21:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: verga
Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?

People these days got no manners. (Or headline-writing skills.)

32 posted on 07/16/2013 10:23:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

I did not know there was a “Mangled Genitals” ping list.

Would you please add me.

;o)


33 posted on 07/16/2013 11:50:43 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ Chickens...comin' home...to roost!)
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To: dixiechick2000; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv
I did not know there was a “Mangled Genitals” ping list.

It doesn't come up very often.

Just because.

34 posted on 07/17/2013 6:51:38 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

LOLOL!

Seriously, guys...........LOLOL!

Still...add me. ;-)


35 posted on 07/17/2013 11:44:43 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ Chickens...comin' home...to roost!)
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To: dixiechick2000

Come the day when the snake doesn’t consider it.
That’s the problem.


36 posted on 11/26/2013 1:27:20 AM PST by noodler (!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Don’t whiz on the snake in the toilet” Thought everyone knew that..


37 posted on 11/26/2013 1:42:58 AM PST by jughandle
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To: noodler
Love your home page. I admire "regular" guys. 😊
38 posted on 11/26/2013 11:20:47 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ we have more Wacko Birds than you have Elitists. Game on!)
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