But... Guinea Pigs aren't whistle pigs.
This is a whistle pig...
Or maybe it's just a land beaver. Or a big ground squirrel. Whatever it is, we shot 'em back on the farm.
;-)
Posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A highly-sexed guinea pig broke out of its animal sanctuary enclosure and had sex with 100 females, park officials say.
The rodent, nicknamed Randy by staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, is now set to father around 400 babies after getting nearly all of them pregnant.
Manager Richard Craddock said Randy looked like he ‘had a very good time’ after staff spotted the exhausted animal snoozing on a pile of straw.
‘We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females,’ he explained.
‘We don’t know how long Randy was in the female enclosure but it could have been several weeks which would have given him time to go round the entire female population.’
Mr Craddock added: ‘He has now re-joined his male friends, clearly he’s got a lot of bragging to do.
‘He must have been quite a busy boy to get round that many girls.’
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Alternate caption:
“NOOO!!!! Make Richard Gere go away!!!”
Should name him, Charlie Sheen.
Bump & grind ping...
But... Guinea Pigs aren't whistle pigs.
This is a whistle pig...
Or maybe it's just a land beaver. Or a big ground squirrel. Whatever it is, we shot 'em back on the farm.
;-)
Indeed. The only real difference is that One did a bunch of pigs, the other is a little furry rodent ;)
Good catch.
That’s a lot of baby-mommas for one guinea pig to support!
LOL!
See post @ 49
How do they know he’s the father? Does he have to pay Guinea Piglet support?
Imagine writing 400 child-support checks every month!
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