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Sex-mad rodent Randy escapes male-only enclosure and gets 100 females pregnant
Metro [UK] ^ | 6 Jun 2014

Posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A highly-sexed guinea pig broke out of its animal sanctuary enclosure and had sex with 100 females, park officials say.

The rodent, nicknamed Randy by staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, is now set to father around 400 babies after getting nearly all of them pregnant.

Manager Richard Craddock said Randy looked like he ‘had a very good time’ after staff spotted the exhausted animal snoozing on a pile of straw.

‘We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females,’ he explained.

‘We don’t know how long Randy was in the female enclosure but it could have been several weeks which would have given him time to go round the entire female population.’

Mr Craddock added: ‘He has now re-joined his male friends, clearly he’s got a lot of bragging to do.

‘He must have been quite a busy boy to get round that many girls.’

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1 posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
You are the wind beneath my wings.


2 posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Randy has an appropriate name.


3 posted on 06/09/2014 8:24:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise

Randy is a family type of guy


4 posted on 06/09/2014 8:24:27 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

5 posted on 06/09/2014 8:24:51 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The rodent, nicknamed Randy....

Yeah....we get it. However, now that he's got so many on the way, Shawn Kemp fits, too.

6 posted on 06/09/2014 8:25:25 PM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

7 posted on 06/09/2014 8:26:17 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Wow, shoulda’ just called him Leon.


8 posted on 06/09/2014 8:26:30 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: cripplecreek

He earned it.


9 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cripplecreek

Back when the girls had hamsters as pets, the males were always escape artists. We always found them - alive - sometimes it took a few days.


10 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:35 PM PDT by Mygirlsmom (No Mo (zilla). I'm going to the Opera instead.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This strikes me as a Laz kind of thread.


11 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:35 PM PDT by madmominct
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To: GeronL

Peter Griffin, eat your heart out.


12 posted on 06/09/2014 8:28:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: martin_fierro

Many, many ways.


13 posted on 06/09/2014 8:29:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

DINNER for the predator birds.


14 posted on 06/09/2014 8:29:06 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

...and Peruvians.


15 posted on 06/09/2014 8:29:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: madmominct; Lazamataz

I think we found Laz’s spirit animal.


16 posted on 06/09/2014 8:30:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Has a long way to catch up with Wilt Chamberlain’s record with women.


17 posted on 06/09/2014 8:31:48 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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Indeed!


18 posted on 06/09/2014 8:32:04 PM PDT by madmominct
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^5 Randy!!!

Just giving credit where credit is due.

19 posted on 06/09/2014 8:32:25 PM PDT by The Cajun (tea party!!!, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well at least he just got the females pregnant.


20 posted on 06/09/2014 8:32:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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