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Wu-Tang Affiliated Rapper Who Dismembered Himself Says Penis is Reattached [title shortened]
Radio.com ^ | 7/1/14

Posted on 07/03/2014 1:15:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

One-time Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper Christ Bearer says that, despite the fact that he cut his penis off in a much-written about incident in April, his member has reunited with his body and is now fully functioning. In fact, he hopes to prove both points by doing a porno film.

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TMZ’s crack interviewer asked the rapper if any drugs were involved in his self-castrating incident, which led to a series of bleeped-out expletives; however he does say, “PCP was involved!” and adds, “Kids, say no to drugs!”

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KEYWORDS: darwinaward; napl; neuter; selfmutilation; whocares; wutang
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Full title: ‘Detachable Penis’: Wu-Tang Affiliated Rapper Who Dismembered Himself Says Penis is Reattached, Wants to Do Porn

Oh joy, he can procreate.

1 posted on 07/03/2014 1:15:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
This wasn't a great story to use "snip" and "shortened" with, was it?


2 posted on 07/03/2014 1:16:43 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe not. He must have done some nerve damage when he did that to himself.


3 posted on 07/03/2014 1:20:47 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was it circumcised as well?


4 posted on 07/03/2014 1:22:48 AM PDT by Gefn (More cowbell)
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To: Jonty30

We can hope.


5 posted on 07/03/2014 1:22:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Gefn

It is now.


6 posted on 07/03/2014 1:23:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not sure the title was the only thing shortened.


7 posted on 07/03/2014 1:23:31 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

“Shrinkage” image in 3...2...


8 posted on 07/03/2014 1:24:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Huh, Lorena Bobbitt’s husband went down the same path.


9 posted on 07/03/2014 1:33:55 AM PDT by RginTN
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To: RginTN

Sounds like both men suffered some brain damage.


10 posted on 07/03/2014 1:34:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

**blink** have no idea how of all the names to remember I instantly recalled Lorena Bobbitt. I am somewhat ashamed of that!!


11 posted on 07/03/2014 1:40:15 AM PDT by RginTN
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To: RginTN

Don’t know what sex you are, but no man who has heard that name will ever forget it.


12 posted on 07/03/2014 1:45:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Title shortened”?

Somthin else was shortened as well!


13 posted on 07/03/2014 1:50:05 AM PDT by djf (OK. Well, now, lemme try to make this clear: If you LIKE your lasagna, you can KEEP your lasagna!)
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To: djf; Gefn

Lesson: DIY doesn’t work when it comes to being a mohel.


14 posted on 07/03/2014 1:54:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Any man freak who cuts his own Willie off should not be allowed to have it sewn back on unless he does it by his own hand.....same as it came off

He is not worthy to have one.


15 posted on 07/03/2014 1:54:45 AM PDT by wardaddy (we will not take back our way of life through peaceful means.....i have 5 kids....i fear for them)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Don’t know what sex you are, but no man who has heard that name will ever forget it.


I’m a female...some tabloid stories are so crazy they are too crazy to forget!


16 posted on 07/03/2014 1:56:58 AM PDT by RginTN
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To: wardaddy
He can get a new one.

Big Willy photo 08192010001.jpg

17 posted on 07/03/2014 1:57:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RginTN

Helpful hint: Don’t do what she did. Guys hate that.


18 posted on 07/03/2014 1:58:17 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

there are other ways to unman men...women are expert in psychological warfare...not me tho I just heard stories.


19 posted on 07/03/2014 2:01:59 AM PDT by RginTN
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL at “title shortened”


20 posted on 07/03/2014 2:24:06 AM PDT by Cboldt
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To: Cboldt

I can’t imagine why. ;^)


21 posted on 07/03/2014 2:27:39 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Lesson: DIY doesn’t work when it comes to being a mohel."

Who would YOU let him practice on? Democrats don't have enough to work on, and conservatives are too intelligent to be gulled like that.

22 posted on 07/03/2014 2:36:08 AM PDT by jonascord (Laeti vescimur nos subacturis)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Not available for comment:
23 posted on 07/03/2014 2:39:09 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: jonascord
> "Lesson: DIY doesn’t work when it comes to being a mohel."

Who would YOU let him practice on?

It's a pizzlement.

24 posted on 07/03/2014 2:39:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: EEGator

Tell him to say “hi” to Tupac.


25 posted on 07/03/2014 2:41:21 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I will, right after he’s done talking to Biggie.


26 posted on 07/03/2014 2:43:54 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...

Long dong no mo.

DANG!


27 posted on 07/03/2014 2:53:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Border Crisis = Cloward-Piven, Chicano-style!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wu Tang. Wang Chung? Cha ka Khan. No Dong Hung? Live stem. Dead stem. Sum Ting Wong?


28 posted on 07/03/2014 3:19:14 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The title wasn’t the only thing shortened


29 posted on 07/03/2014 3:20:24 AM PDT by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I never thought I’d find occasion to post this one, but never say never, I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can’t for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn’t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
‘Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time...


30 posted on 07/03/2014 3:47:37 AM PDT by DemforBush (Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.)
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To: tumblindice

Ho Lee Fook!


31 posted on 07/03/2014 3:55:51 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DemforBush
Sam Kinison on Marriage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GXPd0fnpKw

32 posted on 07/03/2014 4:00:58 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Porno films? He’s screen name should be Les Peter.


33 posted on 07/03/2014 4:58:28 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: WKUHilltopper

His...crap! lol


34 posted on 07/03/2014 4:59:40 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: WKUHilltopper

He didn’t really mean it - he just went off half-cocked.


35 posted on 07/03/2014 5:04:01 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Did this rapper Christ Bearer, feel an insatiable need to begin singing Paul McCartney's Yesterday?

("Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...) "

Silly Jacques Hasse!

36 posted on 07/03/2014 5:08:03 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’l give you a lol for the title.


37 posted on 07/03/2014 5:23:03 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: Phlap

I had to. I *had* to.


38 posted on 07/03/2014 5:25:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

> Jacques Hasse

Isn’t he the premier of Quebec?


39 posted on 07/03/2014 5:27:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He’s probably envious of a stiff wind now.


40 posted on 07/03/2014 5:38:36 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

1. Nu-Wang?

2. True story. I’ve told this one before. One day, I was sitting at a red light, listening to the radio. The station was playing King Missile’s greatest hit. And what should happen to trundle through the intersection at that very moment but…wait for it…a Snap-on Tools truck?


41 posted on 07/03/2014 6:22:03 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

He obviously cut off the wrong head.


42 posted on 07/03/2014 7:12:04 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Slings and Arrows
Did he release a split 7 inch with King Missile?


43 posted on 07/03/2014 7:16:37 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did facebook let him change his gender back from neuter to male?


44 posted on 07/03/2014 7:17:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Jack Hydrazine

45 posted on 07/03/2014 10:22:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

> Did facebook let him change his gender back from neuter to male?

Proof required.


46 posted on 07/03/2014 10:23:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: moovova

He obviously wasn’t using the right one.


47 posted on 07/03/2014 10:23:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

He’s in talks with Rod Stewart.


48 posted on 07/03/2014 10:24:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
One-time Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper

Won Dum Foo

49 posted on 07/03/2014 10:25:03 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (By now, everyone should know that you shoot a zombie in the head. Don't try to reason with them...)
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> 1. Nu-Wang?

*rimshot*


50 posted on 07/03/2014 10:25:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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