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The World’s Heaviest Pole Dancer ‘Has it ALL in Her Locker’
Metro UK ^ | Tuesday 29 Jul 2014

Posted on 07/28/2014 11:20:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway

LuAyne Brown, who goes by the stage name Lulu, claims to be the world’s heaviest pole dancer, at 18 stone.

While the 29-year-old mum-of-two from Maryland might be twice the size of her fellow female pole dancers, she reckons she boasts double the tricks.

She’s got a whole repertoire of lifts, splits, knee-holds and spins in her arsenal and regularly competes on the pole dancing circuit.

As she puts it, she’s got ‘it all in her locker’ and ‘there’s no move she can’t perform’. Go Lulu.

She may be twice the size of other women but LuAyne Brown boasts double the tricks - because shes the worlds heaviest pole dancer. Flame-haired Lulu, 29, insists shes never felt sexier since taking up the sport and showcasing her unbelievable moves. Driven by a desire to promote body acceptance she regularly wows audiences as she gracefully swings her agile curves in competitions. From splits to knee holds and even upside down elbow stands the 252lb (18 stone) dancer has it all in her locker and claims there is no move she cant perform.

Lulu, who’s a US size 22, says she’s never felt sexier than she has since taking up the sport back in 2006, following a loss of confidence after the birth of her first child.

As a former competitive cheerleader – she’s a two-time National Cheerleaders Association All-Star Cheerleader – and dance student, Lulu knew she had the moves, but was nervous about stripping off for her first pole-dancing class.

However, when she saw the class was full of women ‘of all shapes and sizes’ she soon got over her nerves – and was hooked from the very first spin. After posting her early competition performances on YouTube, she’s now amassed a huge following and hopes that by competing and showing off her graceful moves, she will help promote body confidence in others.

Following a diagnosis of Polycystic Ovary Syndrome in 2011, she’s even turned her hobby into a charity venture by organising regular pole dance battles which help raise money towards PCOS research.

The flame-haired dancer, who hopes to go pro one day, has even got a practice pole in her house so she can perform for her number one fan, hubby Will.


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
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1 posted on 07/28/2014 11:20:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I’m afraid of this thread. I haven’t read it, only the headline. Just thankful for now there are no pictures.


2 posted on 07/28/2014 11:22:21 PM PDT by DannyTN (I)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


3 posted on 07/28/2014 11:25:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

252lbs? Yeah, okay. Try 352 or more. I weigh 340 and she’s bigger than me by quite a bit.


4 posted on 07/28/2014 11:26:44 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.)
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To: nickcarraway

i’m just not into pole dancers, period.


5 posted on 07/28/2014 11:28:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: nickcarraway

No pics. In the name of all that is good and right in the world, please, NO PICS!!!


6 posted on 07/28/2014 11:29:51 PM PDT by DemforBush (Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.)
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To: nickcarraway

7 posted on 07/28/2014 11:32:02 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: nickcarraway

Hi Lulu. Sorry, Baby Doll, but when I see that gif of you swinging and swaying on a fireman pole, I expect the next scene to show the room filling with dust, as the ceiling begins to collapse. She’s a flexible gal for sure. She even does head stands. She traipses aroung the dance floor, looking at first glance like a 60 year old potbellied man wearing a too tight wifebeater tee shirt.


8 posted on 07/28/2014 11:34:40 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Secret Agent Man; nickcarraway
"i’m just not into pole dancers, period."

Give Jenyne Butterfly two minutes. You just might change your mind.

9 posted on 07/28/2014 11:36:51 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I think she’s “diminutive”.


10 posted on 07/28/2014 11:45:37 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: shibumi; Secret Agent Man; nickcarraway

Anastasia Sokolova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHB7Y3O2Ow


11 posted on 07/28/2014 11:49:02 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Sorry 2DV. (In my opinion) not even close in skill or artistry to The Butterfly.


12 posted on 07/28/2014 11:54:23 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round


13 posted on 07/28/2014 11:54:48 PM PDT by BBell (I'm cynical and sarcastic and therefore I love Ann Coulter)
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I do believe that her G-string is tuned an octave low.


14 posted on 07/28/2014 11:54:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi

Holy cats!! Miss Butterfly is impressive! She must be made of muscle. And she must have rosined up her whole body to be able to do that routine! Thanks for the link.


15 posted on 07/28/2014 11:55:34 PM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
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To: shibumi; 2ndDivisionVet

You two certainly have an appreciation for ecdysiasts.


16 posted on 07/28/2014 11:57:02 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

they aren’t doing it for me. can’t do anything with them. no point to it.


17 posted on 07/28/2014 11:59:24 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: nickcarraway

On the contrary.

Neither of them removed any clothing.


18 posted on 07/29/2014 12:00:20 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That Russian gal is a cutie. But she moves so fast on that pole - how are ya supposed to give her the dollar bill!?

Honestly though - I thought the pole thing was just for strippers. What these gals do could be an Olympic event - unbelievable.


19 posted on 07/29/2014 12:04:38 AM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: nickcarraway
They use to be called 'Circus Acts'....
20 posted on 07/29/2014 12:16:14 AM PDT by caww
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To: shibumi
Give Jenyne Butterfly two minutes.

She looks almost frail, but that is one very strong woman. Those drops -- ! I thought the first one was a mistake, but no, the drops are part of the routine.

21 posted on 07/29/2014 12:51:00 AM PDT by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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To: nickcarraway

“from Maryland”

Oh, God.


22 posted on 07/29/2014 1:07:47 AM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: shibumi

She is positively serpentine!


23 posted on 07/29/2014 1:12:05 AM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That would be winch cable at breaking point versus g-string..... Yikes !


24 posted on 07/29/2014 2:50:31 AM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: RandallFlagg

Yep...pretty much my reaction.


25 posted on 07/29/2014 3:05:30 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: nickcarraway

If she is confident in what she does and has a good self image, I say good on her.


26 posted on 07/29/2014 3:34:49 AM PDT by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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To: shibumi

yes, very accomplished. But one thing I plainly noticed is that her “pole” was mounted on ball bearings and could spin quite easily. Something you don’t see on brass poles here much.


27 posted on 07/29/2014 3:40:45 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: nickcarraway

That woman is under 30? This is really sad.


28 posted on 07/29/2014 4:13:50 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo (Slavery, genocide, and imperialism aren't exclusively white institutions.)
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To: shibumi

Thanks..she is amazing...the strength involved to perform those moves is incredible..


29 posted on 07/29/2014 4:36:54 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: nickcarraway
What? No photos? I'll fix that.

,p> There. lol

30 posted on 07/29/2014 5:37:54 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: nickcarraway

What’s the point of this thread other than belittle someone you know virtually nothing about? Jesus would not approve.


31 posted on 07/29/2014 5:44:31 AM PDT by H8Libs
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To: H8Libs
maryland (font color = red> THE Freak state). Escape while you still can.
32 posted on 07/29/2014 6:39:02 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: nickcarraway
Where I come from, this is Pole Dancing.


33 posted on 07/29/2014 6:41:16 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: lee martell
Sorry, Baby Doll, but when I see that gif of you swinging and swaying on a fireman pole, I expect the next scene to show the room filling with dust, as the ceiling begins to collapse.

Yep, look at that pole flex! What a circus sideshow act.

34 posted on 07/29/2014 7:02:34 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: nickcarraway
" Driven by a desire to promote body acceptance"

Yeah, okay. This chick would be better off "accepting" the fact that obesity is simply not attractive. Deep down, she probably knows it, but self-delusion and denial is easier than putting a brake on the eating.

35 posted on 07/29/2014 7:11:35 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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36 posted on 07/29/2014 8:18:56 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DannyTN
TTIPUWOP.

The Thread Is Perfectly Useful Without Pictures.

37 posted on 07/29/2014 9:31:41 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man. I am a living legacy to the leader of the band.)
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To: nickcarraway

I scrolled down this far (#1) praying I’d get to say “thank you for not adding a picture”. Now I’ll read the rest of the comments!


38 posted on 07/29/2014 11:42:01 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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39 posted on 07/29/2014 3:08:10 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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To: Clay Moore
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40 posted on 07/29/2014 3:23:12 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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To: martin_fierro
Industrial Strength stripper pole:


41 posted on 07/29/2014 4:14:56 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: RandallFlagg

LOL


42 posted on 07/31/2014 8:05:42 AM PDT by cyborg (Still married...)
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To: nickcarraway

Never *have* I been...and never *will* I be...that desperate.


43 posted on 08/02/2014 4:40:56 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (We're The First Generation Not Forced To Fight To Defend Our Freedom.And It Shows!)
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