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Body Piercer Sliced Off Own Finger With Bolt Cutters and Turned it Into a Pendant
Metro (U.K.) ^ | Thursday 15 Feb 2018 | Georgia Diebelius

Posted on 02/16/2018 10:17:55 AM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 02/16/2018 10:17:55 AM PST by nickcarraway
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Well, at least she doesn’t look nuts.


2 posted on 02/16/2018 10:23:26 AM PST by SIDENET (Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.


3 posted on 02/16/2018 10:24:24 AM PST by rdl6989
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Heheheh...


4 posted on 02/16/2018 10:24:26 AM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping.


5 posted on 02/16/2018 10:24:37 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: nickcarraway

Just as crazy as any transgender. No more, no less.


6 posted on 02/16/2018 10:26:31 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (The revolution will not be televised (at least, not by CNN).)
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To: nickcarraway

‘I forgot it [the finger] was there. It was in the freezer next to my frozen peas

Had a dinner party, same thing, so embarrassing.


7 posted on 02/16/2018 10:29:36 AM PST by Jolla
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8 posted on 02/16/2018 10:29:45 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents__Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: nickcarraway

That is industrial grade bat sh*t crazy, right there.


9 posted on 02/16/2018 10:31:22 AM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: nickcarraway

I’m starting to think that they need to live under Sharia for a period of time.


10 posted on 02/16/2018 10:31:35 AM PST by SIDENET (Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
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Well, isn’t she a cutie? Run, don’t walk to the nearest railroad, don’t stop to collect $200 but leave as quickly and as faraway as possible.


11 posted on 02/16/2018 10:32:20 AM PST by BipolarBob (At one time I held the world record as the worlds youngest person on the planet.)
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I hope SHE can't buy a gun.

Obviously mentally ill.

Stupid, stupid people.

12 posted on 02/16/2018 10:32:50 AM PST by OldSmaj (The only thing washed on a filthy liberal is their damned brains.)
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She was probably a looker before she beat her body up.


13 posted on 02/16/2018 10:32:52 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: nickcarraway

...just shakin my head slowly...


14 posted on 02/16/2018 10:34:55 AM PST by Spruce
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Here's some eye bleach:


15 posted on 02/16/2018 10:36:31 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he’d be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked. “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?” “Oh, Bill, you didn’t.” “Yes, I did.” “My God, Bill, what happened?” “I got fired.” “No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?” “Oh...she got fired too.”

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/pickleslicerjoke.html


16 posted on 02/16/2018 10:40:39 AM PST by matthew fuller (Don't blame the NRA for school shootings-- Look at Planned Parenthood.)
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To: nickcarraway

Jeeez Woman! Couldn’t you at least clean the dirt from under your nail? Thank God it wasn’t a toe.


17 posted on 02/16/2018 10:41:00 AM PST by JerseyDvl ("If you're going through hell, keep going.")
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She’s just what every father wants his daughter to be when she grows up. /s/

If we ever deteriorate to the point that some power, say Russia or China, overtakes us, I have a feeling the massive population purge (similar to what Stalin, Mao & Hitler did) will have useful idiots like this one gassed and in the ovens long before the folks here at FR.


18 posted on 02/16/2018 10:43:29 AM PST by redfreedom
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YUCK!!
She has worked so hard at making herself look repulsive.
She was born with very nice, feminine features. “Too nice!”, she decided.

Her ‘work’ is not yet done.
A pair of embedded Devil Horns would look really neat, says she.

I’m just waiting for her to tell us about any Genital Jewelry 7 piercings she has done to herself, or suggested for her boyfriend.


19 posted on 02/16/2018 10:46:04 AM PST by lee martell
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To: matthew fuller

Very good joke. The ending was a complete surprise!


20 posted on 02/16/2018 10:48:01 AM PST by lee martell
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