I Spent $27K on my Wedding — Less Than Half My Guests Showed

New York Post ^ | March 2, 2023 | Erin Keller

[ABN 505]

I would start going through my kids names and usually end up saying “whatever your name is”

[SheepWhisperer]

OF COURSE I had to look up the term “deadnaming”, because...well...I’m a normal well-adjusted man and that term was not in my arsenal-o-insults quiver.

Now it is!

[BykrBayb]

Yes. Right after pedophiles.

[BykrBayb]

I had to look it up. It’s when someone calls one of those perverts by his or her real name, instead of the name he or she invented to go along with his or her pretend pronouns.

[Political Junkie Too]

what difference will it make? They probably won't notice one couple not being there'

Ha! Until it makes the nation's oldest newspaper!

-PJ

[Political Junkie Too]

I thought they were leaking.

-PJ

[Political Junkie Too]

What is a spell jar? Is it a way for guests to add to the LGBTadInfinitum list?

I thought it was a cuss jar for people who couldn't pronounce their names.

Gotta pay for that wedding somehow...

-PJ

[wgmalabama]

Very good. Yes means no, no means yes. I identified as attending and you can’t question my was there or wasn’t there or you could be deadplacing me at locations I do or don’t identify as physically or psychologically being at. See how this now works. They can create their own reality so everyone else can also around them/that/it’s make believe world. How dare them define everyone else’s location and intent.

[Political Junkie Too]

Now you know where their pandemic checks went.

Now I bet they're going to want a Biden bailout.

-PJ

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’m not sure who would want to miss that event. /sarc

[Tunehead54]

"That reminds me: does this wedding have an open bar, with whiskey and rye?"

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All they/them needed to do is note "Open Full Bar" and I'd have gone as would have probably most of the other YES RSVPs.

I'd need several drinks to people watch without laughing at the world we find ourselves in.

I know how to be polite in almost any circumstances.

;-)

[Tunehead54]

Here you go ... enjoy. ;-)

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[FroggyTheGremlim]

Gray and Nyx — which is the bride and which the groom?

[fwdude]

Is “deadnaming,” i.e. true naming, a crime yet? I’d be surprised if it isn’t.

[fwdude]

Just like the queer pedophile couple who whored out their little boys in Georgia, where do these freaks get their massive bank accounts?

[fwdude]

How do you “be transgender” and not use he/she pronouns?

I guess they find it impossible to believe themselves?

[glennaro]

Perhaps everyone invited attended (calls to mind the old joke, modified to fit the topic):

How do you know you're in a "transgender church"?
Only half the congregation is kneeling.

[Overtaxed]

Pardon me while I laugh.