Posted on 04/10/2023 6:39:21 AM PDT by algore
Good lord
too gross. that is the end of the Dalai Lama.
Sounds like the Dalai Lama needs Jesus.
Big hitter, the Lama.
Goodbye Dalai!
EEK! Every great grandchild’s worst nightmare.
He should be locked up.
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D’Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
I think he was just goofing around. And he’s very old.
Or maybe he’s a pedo but I really doubt it.
Imagine all the perverts
Swinging in front of the courthouse
No more children molested
No more families in despair
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
He’s spoken out against homosexuslity before.
What a SICKO! The whole damn world is getting sicker and sicker by the day. Take your “bride” (the church) home. We really don’t want to be here anymore; we want to be with you and be safe. Amen.
Dalai seems to be a kinky pervert.
Give the guy a break, huh?
He is going to be competing against Dylan Mulvaney for endorsement gigs.
Ya know, pushing the envelope is what brings in the money.
Woo hoo!!/s
You really can’t make this stuff up. The weirdos are multiplying.
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