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LAX passenger arrives on international flight without passport, visa, ticket
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Posted on 12/11/2023 1:36:11 PM PST by algore

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I don't see the problem, earlier today I read TSA had special lines for Undocumented people.

Why didn't they just give him a $5000 visa debit card and send him on his way ?

1 posted on 12/11/2023 1:36:11 PM PST by algore
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“I don’t see the problem, earlier today I read TSA had special lines for Undocumented people.”

Yeah! 12,000 people a day cross illegally with nothing but plastic water jugs.


2 posted on 12/11/2023 1:38:39 PM PST by KingLudd
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To: algore

Exactly.


3 posted on 12/11/2023 1:38:39 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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Have the Democrats signed him up to vote yet?


4 posted on 12/11/2023 1:40:02 PM PST by Obadiah
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“Everyone involved is very confused”

Guess they’re saying Joe was somehow involved, then the whole story makes sense.


5 posted on 12/11/2023 1:41:02 PM PST by packagingguy
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Ochigava didn’t even remember how he got to Copenhagen in the first place or what he was doing there.

Quaffing a lot of vodka will do that to you.

6 posted on 12/11/2023 1:42:49 PM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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Obviously he watched Star Trek 2009 and just copied Montgomery Scott’s algorithm on how to beam himself onto a vessel thats moving through space. Duh. /s


7 posted on 12/11/2023 1:43:04 PM PST by know.your.why (<>)
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To: algore; Rennes Templar; Red Badger
Sergey Vladimirovich Ochigava faces a charge of being a stowaway on an aircraft related to a Nov. 4 flight, but according to a report by Jason Koebler published jointly by 404 Media and Court Watch, he “was not a stowaway in the traditional sense.”

He was obviously a Stoli-way. Do we really need any more proof?

8 posted on 12/11/2023 1:43:11 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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He was obviously a Stoli-way. Do we really need any more proof?

It's clear he got elit seats.

9 posted on 12/11/2023 1:44:02 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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It sounds like a senile old man.


10 posted on 12/11/2023 1:45:07 PM PST by rdl6989 ( )
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Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...


11 posted on 12/11/2023 1:45:56 PM PST by PGR88
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It's clear he got elit seats.

Customs agents were not amused.

They told him to wipe that Smirm off his face.

12 posted on 12/11/2023 1:48:32 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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*Smirn*

Sheesh. Now I’m part of the problem.


13 posted on 12/11/2023 1:50:29 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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Ochigava claimed he had not been sleeping for three days

Meth? Lots of it?

Escaped from a KGB FSB mind control center too early?

14 posted on 12/11/2023 1:51:10 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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Perhaps slightly off topic, but in a few recent encounters with bureaucracy, I have elected to become stupid/senile/forgetful/helpless. I can do nothing. I need a lot of help.

I have discovered that bureaucrats will (at least sometimes) just get frustrated and do everything for you if you basically pretend that you cannot do a damn thing for yourself.

My view is that these guys have made this world into an overly complex place. So, let them wrestle with it. I’ll watch.


15 posted on 12/11/2023 1:54:32 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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So what?

Our lawless borders are open to millions without ID.


16 posted on 12/11/2023 1:59:47 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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They get it when they arrive


17 posted on 12/11/2023 2:01:25 PM PST by Vaduz (....)
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Post of the day!


18 posted on 12/11/2023 2:01:55 PM PST by cuban leaf (It is easier to fool a man than to convince him he's being fooled. - Mark Twain)
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This reads like one of those logic puzzles. The answer to this one could be “he was born in the plane”.


19 posted on 12/11/2023 2:03:09 PM PST by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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Testing the system.


20 posted on 12/11/2023 2:04:39 PM PST by riverrunner
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