Meet Bob Beckel's Hooker (Photos)

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[PJ-Comix]

Meet Maryam Massihi. The 21-year-old hooker recently stole political consultant Bob Beckel's heart--at least for a few hours, at $300 per. Then Massihi (who used the names Tiffany and Cindy professionally) and her cohorts allegedly tried to extort $50,000 in hush money from the Democratic heavyweight (he ran Walter Mondale's 1984 presidential campaign). Beckel's recent run-in with Massihi & Co. is detailed in this search warrant affidavit filed August 23 in Alexandria, Virginia's Circuit Court. Beckel discovered his young consort via the Internet (Massihi's electronic come-on is below) and paid her by check, which proved helpful when cops began probing who was trying to shake down the 53-year-old Beckel. With Massihi currently imprisoned and facing extortion and conspiracy charges, her D.C. answering machine message needs an update: "Hi. I'll be back around September. Thank you."

[PJ-Comix]

Hmmm....It looks like Bob Beckel's Hooker might be fibbing a bit on her weight.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

115 lbs!!!!!!!! huh her ass looks like its almost 115 by itself

[mewzilla]

He'd better be praying to God she wasn't lying about her age. She looks younger than 20 to me.

[Jason Kauppinen]

That's what I thought too. There's no way this girl is 115 lbs. Physically; she does look to be a healthy weight though.

[PJ-Comix]

Look at her measurements: 34C-25-24. She is actually bragging that her tummy and her butt are almost the same size.

[cmsgop]

Martha Stewart Taught Her Everything She Knows........

It's a good thing....!

[Mr. K]

Paid her by CHECK??????? I knew democraps were stupid... but THIS stupid??

[cardinal4]

I derive more humor from FR than most other sources. Judging by the size of her rear, superimposing Hillarys head on her body.......

[PJ-Comix]

Did Bob Beckel mention that he found her on the Gentleman's Guide like the instruction says?

[cardinal4]

Paid her by CHECK??????? I knew democraps were stupid... but THIS stupid??

Stupid enough to engage a hooker over the internet.

[PJ-Comix]

Paid her by CHECK??????? I knew democraps were stupid... but THIS stupid??

That's how Jerry Springer was busted. While mayor of Cincinatti, he crossed over to the Kenucky side of the Ohio River and paid a hooker by CHECK!

[mewzilla]

If we're going to pick on someone because of his/her weight, how about we take a few cheap shots at Beckel? I'd say he's just as deserving, wouldn't you?

[Jason Kauppinen]

So??? She's nice looking physically.

The thing that really DQes her is that she could only come up with selling her bod for money as her life's work instead of somthing like Nuclear Reactor design...or piloting a military aircraft.... or any other of many much more personally rewarding careers.

[PJ-Comix]

I derive more humor from FR than most other sources.

Sometimes The Smoking Gun is funnier than The Onion.

[sinkspur]

Is (or was) there a Mrs. Beckel?

[PJ-Comix]

So??? She's nice looking physically.

Better wipe your glasses with Windex.

[Reactionary]

Heck, not paying with a check requires planning. As we all know, liberals aren't very good at thinking two steps ahead. It confuses them terribly.

[bankwalker]

Maryam Massihi

muslim?

[mewzilla]

So has Bob been trolling the internet, looking for love in all the wrong places, or did someone put him on to this particular site? Wonder if this kid has any other pols in her little black book...

[dcwusmc]

Probably not. Why do you think they were shaking him down? He forgot to mention the Guide and they were miffed!