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35 Undeniable Reasons it’s Limbaugh’s Fault
Self | 05/03/2004 | Chris Davis

Posted on 05/03/2004 9:56:10 PM PDT by writer33

Make no mistake. Rush Limbaugh is to blame. He single-handedly influences up to 20 million listeners, sitting behind the “Golden EIB” microphone, scoffing at liberalism and promoting his right wing agenda. He brandishes his Cuban cigars and attacks the left wing with common sense.

Limbaugh is at fault for everything right in the world. His bold assertions create grass roots activism, and encourage independent thinking. So, I’ve created a list of 35 undeniable reasons it’s his fault. I’m sure you’ll see the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” and its source.

1. The election of President George W. Bush. "With a direct hotline to Karl Rove, this was inevitable."

2. Advancing conservative talk radio, and promoting hosts, such as Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Tony Snow, Mark Levin, and many others. By paving the way for this popular trend, he has wreaked havoc upon NPR and other liberal media markets.

3. For proving that rugged individualism and self-reliance make Americans great Americans.

4. For proving that you can become wealthy through hard work, persistence, and dedication to success.

5. For uncovering incompetence in the Palm Beach attorney’s office. His case demonstrates just how important our privacy laws are, and that rogue, political operatives are damaging to America and rugged individuals.

6. For effectively explaining tax cuts. This created popular support for President Bush and made Democrats heads spin.

7. For refuting liberalism on a daily basis. "He is to blame. I hope he can live with himself."

8. For exposing John Kerry as just another Democrat willing to push his socialist agenda.

9. For hammering environmentalists and their defense of the Earth’s fragile ecosystem.

10. For demonstrating that character in President Bush matters. Yet another reason he’s responsible for President Bush’s success. "I hope he’s happy."

11. For supporting our troops and becoming a patriot, espousing American democracy and freedom.

12. For touting that Ronald Reagan was the greatest President of the twentieth century, and insisting that President Bush could be the second.

13. For exposing the media’s obvious bias of the body count in Iraq and their position that pursuing terrorism was wrong.

14. For blaming terrorists for murder.

15. For constantly reminding people of September 11th. "I hope he can stomach his dinner every night."

16. For losing weight, and depriving the left of their “fat” label.

17. For pushing abstinence. "How dare he."

18. For explaining the simplicity of punishing criminals.

19. For explaining that America is the wealthiest nation on the Earth, and that our poor are really not impoverished.

20. For demonstrating that throwing money at education isn’t the answer. "I hope he can sleep at night when defying THIS liberal entity."

21. For stating, “There is a God.”

22. For writing “35 Undeniable Truths of Life.” And for airing that on the radio.

23. For diversifying his EIB staff and frustrating liberals. "This is anti-discrimination of the worst kind."

24. For defining MORALITY.

25. For being a “Compassionate Conservative.”

26. For working through his back pain.

27. For laughing at himself, dispelling the myth that he is an elitist.

28. For never forgetting where he came from.

29. For having a brother that echoes his sentiments.

30. For touting a wonderful economic recovery through tax cuts and job creation. "How does he continue to broadcast after this? It beats me."

31. For The Way Things Ought to Be and See, I Told You So.

32. For not having Mafia connections, just being an everyday outstanding American citizen. "Can he really look at himself in the mirror?"

33. For explaining what feminism is really all about. "One wonders how his wife can tolerate this sexist, male pig.”

34. For creating popularity in the belief that homosexuality is illicit behavior, not genetic.

35. For being sincere and blasting judicial activism.

When Rush Limbaugh wakes up every morning, I wonder if he realizes what he means to America and Americans, what he means to individual conservatives, and what he means to the troops in his support and defense of liberty. Yes. Rush Limbaugh is to blame. He is at fault for advancing conservatism, defying liberals, and rebuking lies of the media elite. For as long as he is on the radio, he continues to threaten socialism, and the oppression that liberals create through government programs and entitlements.

Rush Limbaugh is at fault. Period!


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1 posted on 05/03/2004 9:56:11 PM PDT by writer33
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To: cyborg; arasina; ConservativeMan55; TigersEye; brothers4thID
Here you go.
2 posted on 05/03/2004 9:59:14 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: writer33
excellent!!!
3 posted on 05/03/2004 10:02:38 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: cyborg
Thanks. Have an excellent night!
4 posted on 05/03/2004 10:04:22 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: writer33
22. For writing “35 Undeniable Truths of Life.” And for airing that on the radio.

Not just once, but TWICE!

And now, for the uneducated, from "The Dean" himself, via one of the "Senior Fellows" at the "Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies" here they are in all their glory!

Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life - First Edition

1. The greatest threat to humanity lies in the nuclear arsenal of the USSR.
2. The greatest threat to humanity lies in the USSR.
3. Peace does not mean the elimination of nuclear weapons.
4. Peace does not mean the absence of war.
5. War is not obsolete.
6. Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force.
7. There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons - use them.
8. Peace cannot be achieved by developing a "understanding" with the Russian People.
9. When Americans oppose America, it is not always courageous and sacred; it is sometimes dangerous.
10. Communism Kills.
11. Neither the US, nor anyone else, imposes freedom on the peoples of other nations.
12. Freedom is God given.
13. In the USSR, peace means the absence of opposition.
14. To free peoples, peace means the absence of threats and the presence of justice.
15. The Peace Movement in the US, whether by accident or design, is pro- Communist.
16. The collective knowledge and wisdom of seasoned citizens is the most valuable, yet untapped, resource our young-people have.
17. The greatest football team in the history of civilization is the Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975-1980.
18. There is no such thing as war atrocities.
19. War itself is an atrocity.
20. There is a God.
21. Abortion is wrong.
22. Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice.
23. Evolution cannot explain Creation.
24. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.
25. Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled.
26. The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet leaders, is that Gorbachev is alive.
27. Soviet Leaders are just left-wing dictators.
28. Abe Lincoln saved this nation.
29. The L.A. Raiders will never be the team that they were when they called Oakland their home.
30. The US will again go to war.
31. To more and more people, a victorious US is a sinful US.
32. This is frightening and ominous.
33. There will always be poor people.
34. This is not the fault of the rich.
35. You should thank God for making you an American; and instead of feeling guilty about it, help spread our ideas worldwide.

Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life - Second edition!


1. There is a distinct singular American culture - rugged individualism and self-reliance - which made America great.
2. The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country's achievers, producers, and job creators.
3. No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.
4. Evidence refutes liberalism.
5. There is no such thing as a New Democrat.
6. The Earth's eco-system is not fragile.
7. Character matters; leadership depends from character.
8. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
9. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.
10. The 1980's was not a decade of greed but a decade of prosperity; it was the longest period of peacetime growth in American history.
11. Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy – every time it's tried.
12. Condoms only work during the school year.
13. Poverty is not the root cause of crime.
14. There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
15. If you commit a crime, you are guilty.
16. Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.
17. The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four "R's": reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and Rush.
18. I am not arrogant.
19. My first 35 Undeniable Truths are still undeniably true.
20. There is a God.
21. There is something wrong when critics say the problem with America is too much religion.
22. Morality is not defined by individual choice.
23. The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.
24. Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
25. Follow the money. When somebody says, " It's not the money," it's always the money.
26. Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.
27. Using federal dollars as a measure, our cities have not been neglected, but poisoned with welfare dependency funds.
28. Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth.
29. Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
30. Compassion is no substitute for justice.
31. The culture war is between the winners and those who think they're losers who want to become winners.
32. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and then empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them.
33. The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.
34. You could afford your house without your government - if it weren't for your government.
35. Words mean things.

Humbly submitted,
Cuz

5 posted on 05/04/2004 4:54:58 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (Snarlin' Arlen will never, I repeat, NEVER get my vote!)
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To: writer33
Hey - since it is talent on loan from God, perhaps it is God's fault. Thanking the Lord Rush Limbaugh's on the EIB everyday, without him and his excellent skills at deprogramming - I'd - well I'd probably be a liberal (screams of horror)!
6 posted on 05/04/2004 6:18:28 AM PDT by Esther Ruth (Mom, don't show me those sKerry pictures - It scares me out the heck.)
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To: Esther Ruth
"Thanking the Lord Rush Limbaugh's on the EIB everyday"

Correction!! - I am thanking the LORD GOD that Rush Limbaugh is on the EIB everyday!
7 posted on 05/04/2004 6:21:39 AM PDT by Esther Ruth (Mom, don't show me those sKerry pictures - It scares me out the heck.)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Give yourself an attaboy.
ATTABOY!
8 posted on 05/04/2004 6:22:45 AM PDT by Valin (Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
I have heard of these, but had never heard them. I listen to Rush but not as often as I would like because my job makes it hard to listen to the radio. I am a Police Officer, I have to hear when I am being dispatched to a call.
9 posted on 05/04/2004 7:55:35 AM PDT by ChevyZ28 (Most of us would rather be ruined by praise, than saved by criticism.)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
I wish I had a printer friendly copy of thes. I would hang them on the wall in my house.
10 posted on 05/04/2004 7:56:32 AM PDT by ChevyZ28 (Most of us would rather be ruined by praise, than saved by criticism.)
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To: writer33
Rush is one of the greatest minds in contemporary America. His analysis is 99.9% on the money. May God bless him.
11 posted on 05/06/2004 7:53:44 PM PDT by linkster
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To: linkster
"Rush is one of the greatest minds in contemporary America. His analysis is 99.9% on the money. May God bless him."

I'd agree with that.
12 posted on 05/06/2004 8:23:25 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: writer33
You're right. Rush is to blame, no doubt about it. Now we need to establish the link that proves that Pres. Bush is responsible for Rush's existence.
The truth is out there! ;^O

bump and bookmark

13 posted on 05/08/2004 4:56:36 AM PDT by TigersEye ("Where there is life there is hope!" - Terri Schindler-Schiavo)
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To: TigersEye; speedy
"You're right. Rush is to blame, no doubt about it. Now we need to establish the link that proves that Pres. Bush is responsible for Rush's existence.
The truth is out there!"

You're right on! I know if I dig deep enough I'll find the connection. Either way, both Limbaugh and President Bush have to go. :) HA!

Sarcasm for your Saturday afternoon.
14 posted on 05/08/2004 11:26:58 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: TigersEye
One other thing. The story will only be complete when we have pictures of them together. That'll cement the conspiracy and root out the source of conservatism in America.

We've got to currycomb the countryside, rooting out these patriots. America MUST be LIKED and RESPECTED by the rest of the world. Otherwise, what is the reason for our existence? :) HA!
15 posted on 05/08/2004 11:34:17 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: ChevyZ28
Chevy,

Copy the 35 Undeniable Truths of Life into a word document and print them. That should do it.

Chris
16 posted on 05/08/2004 11:35:29 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: writer33
We're not liked? Oh the shame of it all!
17 posted on 05/08/2004 5:13:29 PM PDT by TigersEye ("Where there is life there is hope!" - Terri Schindler-Schiavo)
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To: TigersEye
I know. I shudder to think of what the rest of the world thinks of us. I just don't know if I could sleep at night if I found out the truth. :)
18 posted on 05/08/2004 5:15:56 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: txradioguy

I'd agree with that list of truths.


19 posted on 05/21/2004 9:38:40 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)
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To: writer33

I think this is where Rush would say "See, I Told You So!"


20 posted on 05/21/2004 9:46:26 PM PDT by txradioguy (HOOAH!!!...Not Just A Word...A Way Of Life!!!)
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