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"Republicans are all SUV-driving, suit-wearing, racist oil company executives!"
Pastabagel.com ^ | September 7, 2004 | PastaBagel

Posted on 09/07/2004 12:07:12 PM PDT by PastaBagel

They’re back. The Ballad of Becky and Sean continues as our erstwhile twentysomethings take on Fahrenheit 911, the political conventions, and people who are just plain MEAN.

"Becky’s STEPDAD was going to vote Republican because he drove an SUV and wore SUITS to THE OFFICE. And her STEPDAD was WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING and HE NEVER LISTENS. She wasn’t going to vote Republican, no way. “You can’t make me if I don’t want to,” she thought.

Becky and Sean thought the Democratic convention was cool, because it talked about HEALTHCARE and how OIL was being shed for BLOOD. Or maybe it was the other way around. Sometimes Becky had a hard time remembering what people said when they said more than a few sentences at a time.

During the Democratic convention, when Kerry was saluting everybody, Becky said to Sean, “Remember in history class when we watched the movie Platoon? That movie was about John Kerry.”

“Really? That was a good movie because it showed that war is stupid and the only way to fight back is through PROTEST.” That reminded Sean of MICHAEL MOORE and FAHRENHEIT 911, because the same music was in both movies."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2004; becky; bush; camejo; cheney; conventions; dubya; edwards; election; fahrenheit911; gwb; humor; kerry; nader; napalminthemorning; pastabagel; sean
FYI, the title of the post is a line I cut in the interests of brevity.

I am particularly proud of the line "Becky and Sean loved FAHRENHEIT 911 because it’s the temperature where the truth burns."

BTW, I need some feedback. What is a good college for Becky and Sean to have gone to?

1 posted on 09/07/2004 12:07:16 PM PDT by PastaBagel
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To: PastaBagel

Welesly or Berkley


2 posted on 09/07/2004 12:11:00 PM PDT by Fenris6
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To: PastaBagel
And I am an idiot. The original Becky and Sean is here The link to part 1 in the post is wrong (goes to an unrelated article about a videogame).
3 posted on 09/07/2004 12:11:50 PM PDT by PastaBagel
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"Republicans are all SUV-driving, suit-wearing, racist oil company executives!"

.... and your point is.....?

4 posted on 09/07/2004 12:13:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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Evergreen College and they have a Rachel Corrie commemorative doormat.


5 posted on 09/07/2004 12:18:54 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Patiently waiting for my official curmudgeon T-shirt.)
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What is a good college for Becky and Sean to have gone to?

If they're in Seattle, then they went to Evergreen State College.

6 posted on 09/07/2004 12:20:28 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: PastaBagel

I eat falafel. Falafel is awesome. The best stuff comes from the vending carts in Israel though.


7 posted on 09/07/2004 12:24:16 PM PDT by Bella_Bru (It's for the children = It takes a village)
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Outside of the falafel, it's very funny. I've bookmarked your site.


8 posted on 09/07/2004 12:25:05 PM PDT by Bella_Bru (It's for the children = It takes a village)
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To: r9etb

I believe that's Everclear State College.


9 posted on 09/07/2004 12:26:42 PM PDT by AmishDude
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“I like community theater, so I’m a Democrat!”

Priceless. Well done. I would say they would have to go to community college.
10 posted on 09/07/2004 12:30:39 PM PDT by BJClinton (3 18-inch white bass were worth it.)
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